i’m a grown ass woman
who lifted a poopsie unicorn today and spent a good 2 hours playing with poop slime

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@liftiing--witch
i’m a grown ass woman
who lifted a poopsie unicorn today and spent a good 2 hours playing with poop slime
i’m gonna delete and remake a new account here soon. if you’re an active lift blog can you like or reblog this so that i can follow you all again when i do :(
🌿 little chinchilla haul 🌿
pétsmärt //
oxbow essentials chinchilla food $15
pêtçø //
you and me small animal wood chews $3
rice pops (her favorite) $5
kaytee applewood sticks $3
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being able to łîft my chinchilla’s food is so amazing. that shit is so expensive. and now i can get her all of her favorite treats and chews from the pet stores
omg what a cute baby!!
lifting guinea pig food is how i can afford my little bugs. i relate to this
Repost so it’s in community
do i have any followers in the UK that would be willing to help a bitch out with something moderately along the lines of this shit?
Mood.
Because it was outside the community.
i remember when i could go to sëphorä with $10 and come home with 2 fenty highlighters, some kat von d lipsticks, and 6 eyeshadow palettes. nowadays they got cameras everywhere 😔
do i have any followers in the UK that would be willing to help a bitch out with something moderately along the lines of this shit?
Me: I’m not going to lift for a while, I’m taking a break
Michaels:
A BITCH IS TESTING ME.
Just sharing a little for you guys since I see people posting about lifting from starbucks so often. I’ve worked for like 5 different Starbucks stores now, and the camera set up is almost always in the same general place in the older stores.
If you can find an actual starbucks, the ones with a layout something like this
not the newer ones with the really open layout.
the older stores, the camera set up is almost always generally like this:
The safe at the end of the pastry case. the back office. the cash register and the area directly in front of the cash. and the main entrance/condiment bar.
the newer stores, those last two panels have cameras on the cup/sales shelf and pointed at the bar. The dome cameras that starbucks has do not generally move (though, I’ve been told that in high theft areas the one at the safe does)
Obviously take this with a grain of salt, as there could easily be changes elsewhere. but I thought I would share with you since i’m taking a break from lifting and want to contribute something.
Probs gonna go (more) inactive for a while. Just got sussed bad at the main place Im able to lift necessities from. Time to take a step back. I've never been caught and I'm not boutta start cuz of guinea pig food.
Downsides of life in a small town
Its time to steal spooky shit
i lowkey forgot about this blog i’ve been so busy. rip
Job interview at Michaels in an hour. A bitch gon finally get some copics if I get it
T R A U M A S H E A R S
I bought these bad boys off amazon. They’re relatively inexpensive. If you have a friend or family member who works in the ER, Fire Department or on an ambulance, you might be able to get one of them to snag a pair for you.
These aren’t regular scissors. They can slice through clothes like butter, cut wire, thick plastic and cardboard, and are easy to conceal. You can also buy some that fold up like a pocket knife. They fit easily in the inside pocket of my purse, but I can also slip them in my boot or in my back pocket.
The reason why these are so helpful is because I sometimes open the package of something I want and empty it, and then toss the empty package on the floor and kick it under a shelf. Leaving an empty package just out in the open is very reckless, and I would not recommend. All loss prevention has to do is find the empty package sitting on a shelf, lets just say for a phone case, and go to the security camera where the phone accessories are and boom. They saw you pick up that phone case and then found the empty package in an area without cameras. Now they know your face and will keep a lookout for you in the store from now on. Some LP’s wont take it that far, but I call myself overly-paranoid and that’s how I haven’t been caught stealing ANYTHING ever and I have been doing this for years. ANYWAYS - sorry for the off topic tip - Those shears are especially useful for these little security tags also pictured. ******HOWEVER******* Only use the scissors on the first pictured grey security tag. Those do not have an alarm, and nothing will happen once the wire is cut. Those can be tossed anywhere, just make sure there isn’t a camera in sight wherever you toss them, or they can trace you back to the area of whatever item you cut the tag from. The second pictured tag WILL SOUND AN ALARM! don’t try and cut those. I haven’t figured out how to get rid of those yet. I’m just afraid of making the alarm go off on it, so I just leave those items tagged with the black sensors alone. Hope this helps! Happy lifting!
- S.
today i stole a grapefruit
SLOW DOWN
every time i see those posts about people finding names or other information online, i kind of laugh. because my full legal name isn’t even on my school loans. and it sure as hell isn’t anywhere online. i’m not about that life. my own sister doesn’t even know my full legal name anymore. fuck that shit.