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peperomint-deactivated20160104

do u ever send smth in a chat thats not even risqué like “i luv salsa” but no one responds so u start overthinking it like…. maybe one of their parents died making salsa…… maybe they were all just talking abt how they hate salsa……. maybe salsa isnt evn real and they have no idea what im talking abt

shoplifty-deactivated20160111

reblog if you are a lifter!

since almost everyone deleted because of the fuckin lolcow hoes

let him in

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This symbol is from my favorite video game - It represents the Thieves Guild in Skyrim.

Reblog if you’re still out there; still lifting and blogging about it.

pumpkinlift-deactivated20180617

I am, but im in the process of making a new blog

scorpiolifter

Tryyyyyying to come back in the game after my disastrous Brawl Haul!!! :(

shadowofafeeling

my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

shadowofafeeling

i told my dad about this text post and he got so excited he teared up and then he said he felt like he just adopted forty thousand new children to share his wisdom with and he hopes all of you meet kind, sweet people he would be proud of

conceal don't feel, don't let them know

*tower goes off*

BUT NOW THEY KNOW

unrar

A woman, who declined to give her name, is hugged by her husband as they chat between the border fence separating Nogales, Arizona, and Nogales, Mexico, on July 28, 2010. (AP Photo/Jae C. Hong)

the signs robbing a bank

brains behind the operation: gemini and capricorn

distracts the guards: pisces and sagittarius

disables the security system: taurus and aquarius

the actual thieves: libra, virgo, scorpio, leo, cancer

mans the getaway vehicle: aries

lift-barbie-deactivated20150604

I've been lifting for 8 years and just an fyi to newbies DO NOT EVER LOOK AT YOUR HAUL IN THE PARKING LOT. You can feel like you did everything right & then empty your bag in the car & bam, you're caught. I've had two friends get caught this way. Wait until you get away from the store to check out your new goodies.

^^ tru.

it always feels so much better to have all of your new stuff spread out on your bed anyways for you to admire and maybe even cuddle with

today my mom and I stopped at Ulta real quick before an appointment, so while she was checking out (she bought perfume), I palmed a sample size primer. she came downstairs about ainute ago, bragging about how she got a free gift with her perfume 😂😂😂- T

i-stole-the-mall-blog

“Did you steal that?” “What did you steal today?” “Do you always steal?” “You really shouldn’t steal.” “You don’t need to steal.” “You stole /all/ that?” “Why did you steal that?” “Are you going to steal today?” “I’m not getting in trouble if you get caught.” “Did you really steal that?” “But you have money.” “I’m not going to take this you need to steal it for me.”

Wow fuck off. Thanks.

cactus-thief

Tbh I don’t know how birth control made my boobs grow so big. I went from a sad underdeveloped A/B cup to an alrighty D. I mean I don’t understand how I’m that big. Without a bra I dont really have cleavage or underboob or much actual boob so idk how I fit into a d cup :/

liftedmartini

17 and a virgin

despite the fact i probably wont ever be laid, im gonna go on birth control asap

cactus-thief

tbh the reason i take it isnt because im having sex. i take it because it helps regulate my unbalanced hormones and extremely irregular period. its helped a ton and maybe that has something to do with my boob growth. but everyones different so i wouldnt just go on it to grow boobs ya know

loss-encouragement-deactivated2

Tbh I think I need to go on it. I haven’t had my period sense March 10th and before that, January 4th. Lmao. I heard it makes you gain like a bunch of weight though?

lifting-double-trouble-blog

I took it, and i gained probably 5-10 pounds. the majority of it was in my boobs though so i mean,,,it makes you hungrier for sure