im Stupid as FUCK

change my mind

[auckie]

[leplastiquedick]

why she standing there like a firing squad is about to shoot her

[pure]

if twitter existed in the 17th century we’d see threads like “oh no you can’t burn the cotton plantations. think of the seamstresses. think of all the people who need clothes. burn the sugar plantations instead. oh no don’t burn those uh people need food. how about you only burn the tobacco plantations. but convenience stores will lose profits so don’t do that. burn the-”

[andreablog2-deactivated20220425]

[witchscarlet]

fuck it a vampire with a gun

[witchscarlet]

count glockula

[topherchris]

[powerburial]

Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.

[zeinfeld]

Sjdjfjdkd why are they using this scene from get out omg

[horrorofthebeast]

[unclefather]

Do you think you can use crystal Pepsi as an enema

[unclefather]

I've decided that I will be passing away

[noroithecurse2005-deactivated20]

neil gayman epic divorce mitski war crimes grusk baby nic cage joe exotic george bush star war fucking namjoon bts what the fuck i don't care anymore every time i go on twitter i want to become a russian orthodox monk

[butchflirt]

We didn’t start the fire

[geno2925]

Yo, so apparently I found out one of my college teachers actually did some art for Nintendo in the 90s

nice

[geno2925]

Oh, and this is the art they did

mario ketchup

[kwantsu]

[yoshiahegao-deactivated20150526]

when u rly dont care

[specialcolorfulshabon]

i’m on mobile right now but i’m guessing that’s a pic of demi lovato

[yoshiahegao-deactivated20150526]

[ewfadsasddsdasd-deactivated2018]

give winston a new emote that lets you throw poop at other players

[flock]

he has a phd

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

poop hurling disorder

[kramersoup-deactivated20241109]

me day 1 of quarantine: finally, i can learn at my own pace without the stress of a tight schedule, incompetent teachers, and social obligations...just me and my textbooks in the comfort of my own home!

me day 14 of quarantine:

[beetlebay]

isopods eating Doritos

[thestateonmtv]

Being gay at ur parents house is like I’m not gay but I am but like it’s subtext

[littledeludeddupes]

cant stop thinking about this fucking dog…..

[we-love-gaming]

This implies that the person played the game for 8,492 hours, and then gave it a negative review. After doing that, they played the game for another 9,165.9 hours.

[stratusopacus]