stop going to fucking kohls you clowns

if you have a liftblr sideblog, message me or your ass is blocked, period. NO PRO-ANA BLOGS.

[dna-stories]

this isnt a dna story but rather some advice- i dont have my own blog, hope this is ok to submit!

business owners call dnas "friendly fraud." if you google it you'll see how stores try to prevent dnas through softwares that crosscheck your name, billing/shipping address, age of email address, etc. check through reddit for ecommerce owners dealing with chargebacks.

here's a list of protective measures:

1. IDENTITY: use a burner phone number and a dedicated dna email for online shopping accounts. make sure your fake name lines up across these different pieces of "digital id".

2. ONLINE PROTECTION: always block cookies/trackers, i use ublock origin. always use a vpn and a proxy. riseup.net is a good free vpn, i like tor as my browser.

3. PAYMENTS: never use your personal payment method, over time it can get flagged. too many refunds will look sus on paypal, and it could plausibly damage your credit score. use a virtual credit card (ex. koho [canada], privacy [usa], revolut [uk]).

if you are someone that has done multiple dnas, it is VERY LIKELY that your email/ip is implicated in a fraud prevention software database. multiple companies use the same softwares, this is why your orders get cancelled sometimes. change your id often!

dnas may be easy but remember it is fraud which is a crime! act accordingly!

thank you so much to whoever took the time to share these amazing tips. if you have a liftblr, please message me privately so i can give you credit!

excellent advice for newbie and seasoned DNAers.

[takewhatstheirs]

“almost got caught” = got caught. don’t go back. if staff were suspicious of you but you ended up getting away, they’re gonna keep an eye on you next time

[liftinglavish]

after a 2 year hiatus I’m back… after a previous 3 year hiatus. is liftblr even a thing anymore?

[pretty-little-lift]

How do you claim to hate white men but then hate lifters for not lining their pockets?

When you see a woman stealing an outrageously priced beauty product, why is the first thing that pops up in your mind “Thats not fair; I had to pay for that?”

Like you should be supporting people who are literally stealing money out of the pockets of the same men who sell us Eurocentric, unhealthy standards of beauty.

[pretty-little-lift]

My Idea #1 for Averting Suspicion While Searching for Tags

If someone ever comes up to you and tries to CS you while you’re searching a product to see if/where/how its tagged, just tell them you were checking to see if it was cruelty free/vegan/hypoallergenic/exipration date.

The word vegan also applies to purses, bags, wallets, and shoes- if they’re made from leather they’ll have a little ‘pelt’ sign on them (looks like an outline of a sheepskin rug).

Cruelty-Free products- whether lotion, cosmetics, or perfume- should have the PETA leaping bunny on them. Make-up also expires and has an expiration date. If your face is really beat and you look old enough you can say that you were planning on buying a new palette but wanted to check the expiration date before using it on clients. If your face isn’t as beat you can say that you wanted to buy a palette but since you don’t wear make-up much you wanted to see how long it would last before it expired.

This is a really good excuse when unboxing Naked palettes to make sure they don’t have tags on the inside because all the information including ingredient lists are in the inside, under the box.

[pretty-little-lift]

*I meant to say the Anastasia Beverly Hills contour kits, but the Naked palettes’ expiration date is printed in the palette itself, I think the ingredient list is like on the side or something.

[pretty-little-lift]

Go online and check to see if the store you’re lifting at has your item in stock before going. That way if there’s something you really want you won’t be disappointed if they don’t have it, and if an SA asks you if you need help finding anything you can ask for something you know they don’t have and possibly send them on a mission looking for it.

[pretty-little-lift]

Me: *lifts once*

Also me: *proceeds to have several erotic dreams about seducing the LP at a grocery store while my lesbian lifting partner steals ingredients for our romantic dinner*

[pretty-little-lift]

Lifting once doesn’t mean I’m too dumb to know how to conceal without getting caught, it means I’m smart enough to know my limitations and avoid getting fucked because I got cocky thinking that grand theft larceny was nbd because some talented lifter on Tumblr made it seem that way.

I’m Black. I have no car. I live in a small town. I have very noticible features. I’m over the age of 18. Five. Fucking. Strikes. If a video clip of me lifting were to show up on the local 10'oclock news, everyone in a 200 mile radius would know who I was and I’d be sitting in jail right now getting fucked with a broom handle.

I’m going to take the advice of lifters who have been lifting for years, the ones who haven’t been caught. Its really weird how people are simutaniously criticizing me because I don’t have pictures of risky $2,000 hauls with descriptions of how an SA ran out after me screaming and snapping pictures with a $3,000 Canon while re-blogging posts about how lifting isn’t a competition.

So yeah, as much as I’d love to say fuck a wig, fuck a car, fuck common sense and hop the bus to steal $1,538.57 worth of foundation and primer from an Ulta 50 miles away I know that my ass would be grass.

So yeah. I still plan on lifting. But getting caught is not an option, and I know that I’m too inexperienced to pull off any significant haul without getting caught and looking like a fool.

I didn’t join this community to impress anyone or tear anyone down, I joined because I’m a cheap anti-Capitalist bitch and ya’ll seemed like cool people, and that maybe if enough of us bounced ideas off of each other we could seriously fuck over rich white white men.

I don’t know. Just too many conflicting messages I guess.

[pretty-little-lift]

Next time a racist SA starts CSing me hadcore for not doing anything I’m going to turn that bitch into my personal assistant. Make her follow me all over the store, drape my clothes on her like a damn coatrack, tell corny ass dad jokes to make her cringe, do that shit for like 35 minutes until I finally check out.

You want to ‘help’ me so bad even though I’m not doing anything but shopping while Black you can start by being my damn coatrack. And I’m not talking about the ones with apologies in their eyes doing it because their manager told them to, I’m talking about the ones who take it upon themselves to use their racism against me

[liftinglolita]

Police: *Sees shoplifter stealing 5 dollar tube of chapstick*

Police: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND RIGHT NOW YOU ARE ARRESTED

Police: *See's one of their own killing a man for his race*

Police: Okay.

[glossyglock-deactivated20200729]

reposting because lifters were reposting this with 300,000 notes

[bruhdoyouevenlift-deactivated20]

Weirdest tip EVER: so I love lifting from urban but I'm a paranoid lil bitch since I heard they have magnet detector so I always have a multi pocket big structured purse & before I go in I put my magnet, some folders, pencils, wire, etc & random pretend homework pages about magnets or electricity in a pocket so if they say anything I can be like "oh I'm sorry I forgot to take this out! It's for my science class!" whip out the magnet, paper, wire, ect. Too much dedication for them to question 😂

Most dedicated post I’ve ever seen.

[flowerliftblr]

Here is the second one these are used at Mìchèæls regularly this one is not that hard either the trick to this one is putting your magnet on the BOTTOM of it not on the little hexagon in front

Have fun my beautiful children

One last thing if you share this from out side the community you’ll catch this block real quick and I’ll make sure other lifters know too if you want to act like a dumb ass and post stuff from out side the community after being told not to do it multiple times you’ll get treated like a dumb ass okay okay

[honeybeelifting]

🤷‍♀️

[18551951815219-deactivated20200]

things for yall to stop reblogging:

• “good luck charm” posts w 400k+ notes

• literally anything with more than 500~ish notes because antis are probably on it & its also probably old as hell

• random memes?? use a nonIifting block for that?? this goes for anything non-Iifting related

• tip/master posts from 2013 with 3k+ notes (first of all, the tips are probably outdated as hell and believing/acting on incorrect information will get u caught, second why are u reblogging smth with thousands of notes anyway)

• $5k+ hauls with thousands of notes on them (yes, they’re gorgeous and goals as hell, but antis are all over them and everyone on liftblr has seen them a hundred times at this point pls stoppp)

• clear misinformation that could fuck up baby Iifters who don’t know the difference between a barcode and a tag (like that “rfids tell stores what u took” post)

• “calling all active Iifters!!” “reblog if ur an active Iifting blog” “looking for more Iifters to follow!!” yall uhhh this is literally handing antis a list of lifters, if u want more blogs to follow check the reblogs/likes of posts u/someone u follow has made, click random Iifting blogs, and use that little arrow at the bottom of their most recent post to see when they last posted. more work, but worth it

• any hate/trolling by antis. do i rly need to explain. no they cant really do shit to u but damn theyre annoying and on the off chance shit blows up and someone with an actual platform sees it, we get a little more publicity than wanted.

• this post if it blows up & gets hundreds of notes, yall have full permission to screenshot & repost (which is what u should be doing with popular posts if u Really Really want Iiftblr to see them)

feel free to add on & p l e a s e just. use common sense. but be nice to people who reblog this stuff, a gentle comment in their ask is better than ignoring it or screaming at them

[18551951815219-deactivated20200]

grand total: 9 + 5 + 5 + 4 = 23 small items

would i recommend actually concealing this many items in this way ? absolutely not. my intention here is to demonstrate just how many places there are on body to conceal (this doesn’t even include all of them!) and how compact & natural you can make it look.

a complete post on body packing is coming soon, but i thought this would be a nice little prelude :)

DO NOT REBLOG THIS IF YOU ARE NOT A LIFTING BLOG

[liftingwiccan-blog]

HUGE PSA

I was at W@!m@rt the other day, not lifting at all minding my own business. Well somehow my meat got weighed wrong and it set off the machine. (Self checkout) when the worker typed in her number IT SHOWED IN FULL CLEAR IMAGES MY BACK AND ME SCANNING THE ITEM ON THE SCREEN. so not only do they record your face but they record directly overhead. I should mention that I looked EVERYWHERE for that camera after that happened and I did not see it. Idk what sorcery W@!m@rt is involved in.