I'm a mess

[fallingrein]

Hi there, folks!

I know the wings sucks. Forgive my unwillingness to learn how to shade properly. 🤭 (at least it aint ai)

anyways, here's Simeon. *drops*

I always come back....

also im adding this one cuz it looks sick

[chirpingchorus]

TWEWY is the most hilariously constructed game ever for having an obvious red herring character who immediately acts evil and reacts to accusations of murdering the protagonist (he’s better now) by giggling and twirling his hair like, “Teehee, okay, what if I did?” But he learns the power of friendship, and eventually it’s revealed that someone ELSE killed the protagonist and wants to do it again, so the red herring sacrifices himself.

The game ends with the reveal that the red herring character is a) alive b) the one who killed the protagonist for real and c) about to kill the protagonist again (he succeeds) (he’s better now). Basically, he’s even worse than you thought he was before. And also he learns the power of friendship for real.

[weirdo-wombo-combo]

week 2 joshneku

[in-your-spoon]

Twewy’s story is so incredibly anti-suicide without the topic ever being mentioned explicitly. It’s a story about a bunch of dead kids who had the most important things in their lives taken from them, who have to choose whether to return to life or ascend beyond it. The city itself is suicidal. The city is you, and the city is Joshua, and the city tries to kill you, but it can’t let go of you, and you live another week.

[peppermint-3]

me when im in a situation

[bo0zey]

 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

[bo0zey]

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

[bo0zey]

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[risenshiney]

Paint’n studies I did on my Wii U gamepad earlier in the year.

[sony-official]

on your what

[aro-ace-from-outer-space22]

On your

WHAT???

[sleepyspoonie]

when you see a tumblr poll with this picture attached and you know it's time to lock the fuck in lest you get a bad grade in an impromptu absurdist pop quiz you didn't know you were about to take

[importantcatpics]

@importantcatpics

[smolldragon]

[omegaverse-anesthesiologist]

why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????

[omegaverse-anesthesiologist]

It’s not even the public hospital wifi. I’m on the staff wifi. which one of you anesthesiologists was reading omega verse on the clock.

[omegaverse-anesthesiologist]

Thankfully, I am saved by the power of having a total of 7 followers on this blog.

[omegaverse-anesthesiologist]

The power of having a total of 7 followers on this blog has failed me.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[anxietyproblem]

[introvertsnation]

[ryebreadgf]

[ryebreadgf]

that’s not even all of them.

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

He was blessed with the gift of curiosity

[natalieironside]

May thy clit chip and shatter

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

thanks to tumblr the phrase "loyal eunuch" has entered my vocabulary and is being applied egregiously. phone got lost in the bedsheets and I murmured, instinctively, beloved eunuch where arst thou?

out loud. to my fucking phone. you people did this to me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[crayfishcraig]

Well topologically or perhaps anatomically speaking

Ever since they got rid of the headphone port it’s more of a cloaca

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

gotta spread your booty cheeks just to scan u

[iconicanemone]

Desperately needed to have this on my blog

[bbael]

*with a dark and evil aura surrounding me* I'm shy

[pomegranateteeth]