Summary: Yet another bedroom scene where I’m obsessing over tattoos and smoking. (this is literal thirst)
Pairings: Johnny Depp/F!Reader
Words: 925
Rating: PG-13/Mature
Warnings: suggestive content, some nudity, smoking
A/N: I don’t have anything to explain this besides saying it’s just me being thirsty. This is one of the few times I’ve just written non-stop when an idea pops into my mind, so I’m not as confident about this one lol. I’m also going to tag @depplyimagines since their fics have definitely inspired me. I hope you enjoy though, if you do read! Feel free to also check out my other fics and please like, reblog, or comment!
So I recently watched Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore and I have two words to say (complains actually. This is gonna be long guys, sorry)
Johnny Depp
&
Tina
As in:
(I don't know if this would be considered as spoilers, but either way you have been warned if you haven't watched the movie yet!)
WHY WOULD YOU REPLACE JOHNNY WHYYY, I mean I know why they think they did that, but still during the whole movie I would cringe anytime Mads Mikkelsen came on screen (no offense to Mads, he is a great actor. I just don't like him as Grindelwald) and imagine what it would be like if Johnny was still in the movie and it broke my heart because I know how different and chilling it would have been if Johnny was still Grindelwald. Like imagine the cafe scene with Jude Law and Johnny! The chemistry, the angst...
And then we have the absence of Tina in the whole movie and by the end of it she comes on screen for like only 2 minutes, and that should be some kind of crime because there is something lacking in Newt when Tina is absent (the opposite would also be true). Tina brings something important to the flow of the story and while watching the movie there was always this feeling that something was missing. (But really, the fact that Newt had Tina's picture everywhere, not only in his suitcase but also one in his pocket, is so sweet and adorable that I was literally melting.)
AND we didn't even get a Newtina hug. Yes the heart eyes were there but I really expected something more. What if they cancel the next two movies and I don't get to see my babies kiss? :')
I kind of have a hard time deciding whether or not I like this movie. On the one hand, it’s creative and one-of-a-kind. On the other, it’s far fetched and weird. But that’s how Tim Burton (and Johnny Depp for that matter) is. I always feel so bad for Edward, too. This honestly is a sad movie. Yes, it’s weird, but it’s also very touching. Actually, the more I write and think about it, the more I like it because I’m thinking of all the little things that make it special. Even if you think it’s weird, this movie is worth watching at least once in your lifetime.
Sex/nudity: 3/10 (some sexual innuendoes and comments, kissing, suggested sex, one seduction scene)
Language: 2/10 (some but nothing too strong)
Violence: 3/10 (Edward has scissors for hands so he cuts himself and others frequently, one big fight scene at the end that results in a death)
୨ৎ : ꒰ johnny depp × gn!reader, watching his movies and giving your honest opinion afterwards ( pt2: pirates of the caribbean ) ♡ ୧ 🏴☠️
a/n: part 2 is here!! i decided to do potc next because i love this franchise sm <3
a few weeks passed since you watched finding neverland, and you wanted to watch more of johnny's movies.
and luckily for you there was another opportunity for that.
johnny was out of the country for filming, and watching his movies while he's away might provide some comfort for his absence and make it seem like he's still here with you in a way.
you had texted him about you wanting to watch another one of his movies because you love them so much and he had told you to watch the pirates of the caribbean franchise.
you smiled at your phone after you replied to him that'd you'd watch them all and call and tell him about your thoughts like last time.
"time for a movie marathon," you muttered to yourself with a smile before pressing play on the first movie in the trilogy.
——————— ♡ ———————
a few hours later you're on the third film, you've loved every movie so far and you LOVE johnny as captain jack sparrow.
jack's character was an interesting but entertaining one for sure, you could tell johnny loved playing him through his acting.
before you knew it you had gone through the third and fourth films (and gone through multiple snacks and your dinner throughout your watchings). you were slightly saddened it was almost over but you were also excited to tell johnny about your many thoughts.
you watched the black pearl sail away on-screen with a satisfied smile, the ship getting lost in the setting sun as the scene faded out and the credits started up.
after the fifth movie ended you were on your phone, quick to text johnny you were done with your movie marathon and asked if he was free to call.
he of course said yes and offered for you two to face-time instead of a regular call because he wanted to see your pretty face after so long.
a slightly giddy feeling settled in your stomach as you waited for johnny to answer, as soon as he did you smiled like an idiot.
"did you like it? those ones were really fun to film too," johnny said with a soft chuckle at your expression.
your smile widened at his words, "i bet, there was a lot of stunts but it was a fun experience. i loved all of them, they were all so unique and entertaining."
johnny smiled at those words, he loved when you gave you honest opinion on his movies because he's never watched them himself. he wanted you to watch more of them so he could hear your voice talk about what you liked and your thoughts.
he then gave you a knowing look. "did you eat or drink water? you said you watched it in a day." you chuckled softly at him, "yes john, i did." johnny nodded, satisfied you ate proper meals while watching 5 movies in a row.
your opinion always made a difference in johnny's eyes, it was like a leverage in a way for his determination to make you happy with his acting and movies.
the both of you were upset that you had to hang up due to time differences since he was on the other side of the planet. you had ranted to him for what seemed like hours (and he loved every second of it).
you pressed a kiss to your phone screen where johnny's lips were since you couldn't actually kiss him. he laughed softly and did the same.
"i miss you so much, sweetheart. i should be back in a few days though, filming is almost done thankfully." he said, smiling at you.
you smiled back, "i miss you just as much, i can't wait to cuddle you in person again." the two of you shared a short laugh and exchanged a few more parting words before you hung up. you sighed and looked at your tv screen again.
𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎 You've been lying to Tom for months about who you really are, but even after the truth comes out, he still can't get you out of his system.
𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 angst, slight mentions of sexual content, guns
𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 Tom Hanson x criminal!reader
𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 idea came from my good friend @ghsttk please go support her account! She also writes for Johnny Depp. <3
It had been weeks since Tom heard from you; and yet, his heart still searched for you. He awoke in an empty bed, cold from the lack of your body tangled in the sheets next to him.
It had been so long since you left without a word, and while his friends had tried to do everything to get him to move on, to distract him, nothing worked. You bewitched him, filling his brain with thoughts of you. Things seemed to fall into place when you were around, now they seemed to be all out of wack. Nothing felt right.
Even so, he'd tried to push himself into work, helping with more traditional police duties. One night, he got a call from the captain. He rubbed his tired eyes, picking up the phone gingerly.
"Tom Hanson." He answered. He made that a habit very quickly, given his line of work.
"Got a bank robbery at 32nd and Elk Road. You're close to the area, so get your ass ready and report." His captain demanded, and he was already getting out of bed.
It took no time at all to get his uniform on, having all of his equipment. He raced to the scene, finding another faction of officers.
He could see the scene clearly, the masked robber, and he immediate took out his gun as precaution, although kept it lowered since they didn't seem to be armed.
"We have the place surrounded!" Tom yelled in that commanding voice he often took at work. "Come out with your hands where I can see them!"
The figure slowly walked out, hands up, as their eyes scanned the officers. "Take your mask off, now!" Tom ordered, and the person did so at his behest. Removing the mask, he came face to face with you; There was a smirk on your face, even as his whole world felt like it was being flipped again, heart breaking.
But still, he trudged forward, pulling your hands behind your back. As he put the handcuffs around your wrists, tightening as needed, he read you your rights. "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law. You have the right to have an attorney present during questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be appointed to you." Every word felt like a stab to the image of you that refused to leave his mind.
This was not the lover he knew. This was not the person who would make breakfast with him, who would kiss him like he was the only being alive. Was all of that a lie too? Or did you just change? Why? Questions flooded his brain, but he could not ask them now, so he just led you to the back of the cop car, pushing you in the backseat- his touch still gentle and tender even though it broke everything he was supposed to be at the moment, and closed the door. You'd be questioned by officials, then you'd be questioned by him. But his interrogation would be vastly different, he had personal motivation.
-
He'd somehow gotten a night of sleep and requested to talk to you, and he was allowed. No longer donning his police uniform, he now wore a simple casual outfit- the red flannel that you'd worn so many times, wrapped around his body. He didn't know whether to be angry, or hurt, seeing you there. This was not how he wanted to meet you again.
"So are you going to talk and explain, or are you just going to sit there like a scolded child?" He asked, letting his angry take the lead, for fear he would start crying instead. "Why would you do this (Y/N)?"
You just shrugged, eyeing him with that mischievous glint in your eye. It took him back to the nights he'd spent tangled in bedsheets with you, his name a breathless prayer on your lips as he brought you closer to heaven.
Those nights were no more than a memory now.
He watched as you came closer. "I've missed you though.. It was hard having to leave such a pretty boy behind." You whispered, like you had no choice in leaving.
"You had a choice to leave. You know I would've kept you safe and warm. I would've protected you, god, I would've done everything for you!" He barked back, a hint of a shimmer of unshed tears in his eyes.
"There, there, you'll be okay." You said, gently tapping his cheek, before leaning in to kiss his lips.
He let himself get lost for the moment, before the buzzer came on, signaling for him that his time was up, that he needed to leave.
He pulled away, heading for the door, half opening it before he heard your soft voice, sweet like honey. "Wait for me. I'll come back for you." You said.
He didn't let himself respond, just walked out the door, letting it close behind him.
Damnit, you've bewitched him all over again, leaving him to deal with more hurt and the false promises of coming back to him. And he was a fool who'd believe in it.
┆𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓┆
𝐀/𝐍 Again, idea goes to @ghsttk. Seriously, go follow her, she has THE best Johnny Depp smut on this app.
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With names like Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp, you’d expect a steamy romantic thriller from The Tourist. Unfortunately for anyone who gets suckered by the trailer, this is anything but. The stars are like two cold, dead fishes in a plastic bag hanging off the back of a garbage truck. They might be rubbing up real close but it’s not because they’re attracted to each other.
While under police surveillance, Elise Clifton-Ward (Angeine Jolie) is given instructions by her lover, Alexander Pearce. “Find a man about my height and build on the train to Venice, Italy. Convince them it’s me.” Pearce is wanted by Scotland Yard’s Inspector John Archeson (Paul Bettany) and the mobster he stole $2.3 billion from, Reginal Shaw (Steven Berkoff). Alexander's recently had cosmetic surgery so no one knows exactly what he looks and Elise goes along with his plan. On the train, Elise selects Frank Tupelo (Johnny Depp). He’s smitten by the beautiful woman, unaware of what kind of adventure he’s about to embark upon.
You can see what the film wants to do. Elise is stringing along this man, this “regular guy” (we’ll get to that in a bit), keeping him out of harm’s way only so those in pursuit can become convinced that he’s Alexander Pearce. In the process, they fall in love. In theory, it would be romantic, exciting, and dangerous.
The first problem comes from the stars. Whenever Jolie and Depp kiss, you swear they’re about to wretch. They have no chemistry, whatsoever. It makes her sudden infatuation with him completely unbelievable. The casting's the problem. Depp has been named World’s Sexiest Man TWICE. It doesn’t matter how much he tries to bumble his way around stray bullets and cartoonish Russian mobsters, he’s unfit to play an everyman.
To compensate for the lack of sparks, director Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck makes the villains into cartoon supervillains. The idea is you'll hate them so much your brain will latch onto the “good guys” and cheer for them to succeed. It’s done with all of the subtlety of a grenade stuffed in your mouth. After Shaw finishes strangling one of his own minions for failing his mission, we’re told how he tracked down all the men who slept with his wife before they met, killed them, then killed his wife. Why stop there, movie? Have him kill their mothers and family doctors too! Oh, he says that he did? My mistake. The police are just as bad, with Inspector Archeson taking his obsession with Pearce to an inhuman extreme while the rest of the police fumble and stumble around this operation so poorly it’s a wonder they can manage to get their shirts buttoned all the way up.
Advertised as a travel romance (you bet it is, there are so many lavish shots of Venice here it’s like the city sponsored the movie) with thriller elements, what this is actually is a whole lotta nothing. Venice must the worst city to set an action movie. All of the boat chase scenes are slow, unengaging, and agonizingly long. The movie’s so dull you’ll be begging for it to end but it takes forever to get to its twisty conclusion: a surprise reveal so obvious its predictability is only surpassed by its convolutedness. So much of this film makes no sense or would’ve fallen apart completely if the characters hadn’t behaved in a very precise but illogical manner. You might think the movie is good but just kind of boring up until that moment. After the shocking conclusion, it’s pretty obvious this is little more than a vanity project gone way, way wrong. Can you believe this cinematic soporific cost $100 million dollars to shoot?
The funniest thing about The Tourist is that it was nominated for Best Musical or Comedy at the 2011 Golden Globe Awards. Only the beautiful imagery throughout and the beautiful performers manage to elevate this picture above a 0-star rating. It’s that dull and fails that spectacularly. (May 15, 2021)
I watched this movie years ago because it featured the song “I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles).” I honestly couldn’t remember any of it, so I wanted to watch it again. I have to say, I don’t really remember much of it this time either. It’s a very strange movie with very strange characters. It’s also interesting, though, and every actor does a great job portraying their characters. With the characters who they are, it can’t have been easy for Johnny Depp or Mary Stuart Masterson. While it’s a strange story, it’s also a sweet story. I’m not going to say everyone should watch this, because it is definitely not a movie everyone would like. But it’s a movie that can teach compassion and caring for others.
Sex/nudity: 2/10 (kissing, implied sex)
Language: 4/10 (one f-word, not a lot of other stuff but it’s there)
Violence: 2/10 (blood shown in a movie scene, some violent outbursts)
You’ll find that my list is filled with hot takes, as I find my taste in these films is just different than most peoples. So here goes…
9️⃣ - A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child
I don't have much to say about this one. It's just absurd amped up to a million. About as over-the-top as the later Freddy films could get! The effects began to get worse as the series went on. I do like the comic/A-Ha part, though. So there's at least something to like about it. The Son of 1000 maniacs asylum scene near the beginning was good...with a quick appearance by Robert Englund himself!. I have a hard time deciding sometimes which film I like the least, this one or Freddy's Dead. But, idk, I think I like more stuff in Freddy's Dead. I barely like any of this film.
8️⃣ - Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare
This one’s really just Dream Warriors 2.0...but not nearly as good. Actually, it recycles a lot from the series thus far. It’s not great, but I do find things in it to enjoy. The Powerglove scene is by far my favorite. Who knew we needed to see Freddy Krueger playing Nintendo! I enjoy the Wizard Of Oz nod, and the (sort of) Johnny Depp cameo on the tv. And of course, Alice Cooper as Freddy’s father!
7️⃣ - Wes Craven's New Nightmare
I love the whole meta storyline that sort of ushered in things like Scream later on. I really didn't care much for any of the climax or ending stuff, though. Upon a fresh watch of this, my thoughts changed. I remember really loving it when I first saw it. The ending sours that now. I don't know, it just doesn't work for me somehow. Really the only thing that makes this installment a little more enjoyable for me than the two above entries is the meta aspect. I like seeing Robert, Wes and Heather as themselves and not as their characters or a just name in the credits.
6️⃣ - A Nightmare On Elm Street (2010)
This is a hot take…but I don't think this one is treated fairly. It's not perfect by any means but more enjoyable than some of those later sequels, in my opinion. it stuck to Freddy lore and made him scary again...as opposed to the absolute joke he later became. This film didn't try to tell the exact same story. It has some fresh stuff added to it, and I love that! I like having alternative storylines (which is why I love comics). One aspect that I think is both hit and miss is that when they did try to recreate iconic scenes, they often fell flat. Given that these scenes used CGI effects as opposed to the original’s practical effects, it really shows. These were nice homages, but were otherwise pointless. I’m not too fond of them being way more direct about Freddy's pedophiliac past, where the others only hinted at it. But the backstory is kind of a nice addition. Jackie Earle Haley did as well as anyone could have with such shoes to fill. NOBODY ON THIS PLANET will ever fill Robert's shoes. That's a given. But JEH gave a solid performance and I'm tired of everyone pretending he didn't. It's a shame people didn't give this an objective chance, because Freddy can't live on now that Robert's retired from the role. I will say, though, that Freddy’s makeup looks pretty awful in this one. I’ll give you guys that.
5️⃣ - Freddy Vs. Jason
This is a way more Freddy centric film, so I am including it on this list. Jason is my favorite and Freddy is my brother's, so we were really excited to see this one when it came out. I remember it was the only movie my family ever bought on Pay-Per-View when I was a child. This one went through years of development hell. The end result might not be idyllic, and is a bit silly, but it is so much fun to watch! Freddy uses Jason to fuel the fear on Elm Street and help him come back. There’s plenty of creative Freddy kills and brutal Jason kills. The rave with Jason on fire in the corn field with the machete is chef's kiss! And it really racks up the # of kills! The bed folded in half always stuck with me, too. The stan in me loves seeing Pamela Voorhees return, albeit as one of Freddy’s tricks. And the showdown between Freddy & Jason was easily the best part. It’s what we all came to see. Freddy had the advantage earlier in the dream world fight, but Jason obviously kicks ass in the real world. Jason being afraid of water is a bit wild, considering most of his movies involve him being in it. But whatever. Let's be real, they gave Freddy more credit in the real world fight than he would realistically have. I do so love the ending, where there’s a literal “wink” and no clear winner…though one man sure seems to look a lot more victorious.
4️⃣ - A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
Here we see the return of Nancy Thompson (and her dad). And get the introduction to the "Dream Warriors", a group of kids who fight Freddy with their... dream powers? It’s not exactly in-line with the first movie, but then again none of them are. This film is chocked full of iconic (and inventive) Freddy kills and one-liners! The TV kill and “Welcome to prime time, bitch” line stand out the most. We even get a brief scene of stop motion! Kincaid is hilarious! And the dream sequence fight between the Dream Warriors and Freddy is easily among the top scenes in the franchise! Dokken’s “Dream Warriors” song is pretty amazing, too. This is definitely one of the better made movies in the series. I'm just not as partial to it as most people seem to be.
3️⃣ - A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master
There’s just something about this one that I love more than all of the above entries. Despite how absolutely absurd it is at times. We see the return of the surviving Dream Warriors… for a minute. I particularly love Kristen Parker, now played by Tuesday Knight. Kincaid is, well, Kincaid. Which is always great. And hey, did you catch the name of his dog? (It’s Jason). Debbie’s death is super creative and gross, playing off of her biggest fear. The pizza and waterbed scenes stuck with me my whole life, and I can’t not think of them when I'm around those things. And the soundtrack to this one is superb!
2️⃣ - A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge
Now for quite possibly the hottest take of this whole list. Freddy’s Revenge is fun! Jesse’s little dance cracks me up every time, and I don’t mind at all that this film is very, very gay! Watch it for yourself, you’ll see what I mean lol All that aside, I would venture to say that this film has the scariest Freddy. Excluding that silly little pool scene where he’s just running around like a big goof (which I love). With the power to literally possess and take over your body, I don’t know how he could be scarier than that. The “you are all my children now" & "you've got the body, I've got the brain" lines are by far some of my favorites in the whole franchise. My only real complaint about this one is that the ending left me feeling kinda unfulfilled and unsure what to think of it.
1️⃣ - A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984)
There's not much I can say about this one that hasn't been said a million times before. So I won’t repeat it. It's just an absolute master class in horror! It even has one of the best final girls in all of slasher history! Nancy Thompson is as capable and smart as any teenage girl has any right to be! Dare I say she deserves to be up there with the likes of Ellen Ripley or Sarah Connor of female movie badassses? She could probably even teach Kevin Mccalister a thing or two about homemade traps! Robert Englund is at his best as Freddy Krueger in this film, and far more menacing than most of the other entries. This film works just as well on it’s own and really doesn’t even need a sequel.
just rewatched the first three Pirates Of The Carribean for the first time since I was like, an actual child, and holy shit are these movies fucking awesome. like yeah they're silly and can be poorly written and are just utterly fucking insane all the time, but Johnny Depp is great and charming and they are just so obscenely ridiculously cool. like please watch Jack Sparrow have a sword fight with Davy Jones on a ships mast in the middle of an enormous whirlpool and tell me you *aren't* having fun. I defy you to not laugh at how fucking silly these movies are. Will and Elizabeth get married in that same scene while fighting horrific fish/man hybrid pirates. Barbossa is too busy killing people to actually properly officiate so he eventually yells "Just kiss!" and they do and the entire battle just keeps going around them and nobody even pays any mind to the passionate kiss in the middle of them all. fucking awesome
୨ৎ : ꒰ johnny depp × gn!reader, watching his movies and giving your honest opinion afterwards ( pt1: finding neverland ) ♡ ୧ 🎭
a/n: inspired by this post!! im planning on making this a series but I'll only do movies I've seen or know alot about 😭😭 and we love down-bad johnny depp in this house!!
the house was quiet except for the flat-screen tv mounted on the wall, you were on the couch in the living room watching a movie.
one of your boyfriend's movies specifically.
you were genuinely excited to watch it from the title alone, 'finding neverland' sounded like something right up your alley. and since johnny doesn't watch his own movies due to not wanting to watch himself on screen you had proposed an idea to him.
you watch his movies and give your honest opinion on them to him afterwards.
johnny loved the idea when you told him about it, he heard his fans' opinions on his movies before but hearing yours would strive him to improve. (not that he really needed it, in your opinion. but he's eager to know what you think about certain ones.)
he was currently out running errands so that gave you an opportunity to sit down and watch your favorite actor and partner do what he does best.
you were nearing the end of the film and you were loving every second of it, and it wasn't even over yet but it was making you tear up multiple times.
by the time the final scene fades out you're sobbing, you didn't expect it to be so emotional and wholesome at the same time. you hear the door be unlocked and johnny entered the living room a few seconds later.
you wipe your eyes and run up to him, wrapping your arms around his neck. johnny chuckles and kisses your forehead, "hi doll, did you like it?" he smiled at you. "how'd i do?"
you kiss his cheek in return, "it was amazing, it was also really cute in some scenes too! you with a scottish accent was surprising but i'm not complaining." you grinned as you said the last part, making him laugh.
"maybe i'll have to do the james barrie voice more often then," he joked in the accent as he winked at you. "but i'm glad to hear you liked it, it was really fun to film."
you blushed slightly as he pressed a kiss to your hand. "it did make me emotional too but i seriously loved every second of it. your acting really is amazing, johnny." your eyes stared into his with the utmost adoration and love.
johnny blushed a little at the amount of praise he was getting from you, your words were like honey. even if you didn't think he needed improvement, he would still drive to be better if he could hear your loving words some more.
