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@liftingmall
Anyone know ÛO’s return policy kinda?
I wanna return 2 items that obviously don’t have a receipt,
I’m wondering if their system will tell them it was never checked out & that they’ll know I shoplifted the items from that store.
???
if you find yourself unable to think about anything but your next lift, you can’t concentrate in school or at work because you’re thinking about lifting, or it feels impossible to go a few days without grabbing something, anything, even if it isn’t something you actually want—it’s time to take a break
let me say that again. if lifting has become your whole life, you need to take a break. right now. log out of liftblr, pick up a new hobby. take a break until you can walk in and out of a store that has nothing you would ever use and not feel the itch to lift “just because you can”
Shoplifting addiction is real guys!
POSTAGE FOR MERCARI
So recently Mercari upped their postage fee for first class by $.25, which may not seem like a lot, but 4,8,12 packages go by and its chunk of change lost that would rather be spent on coffee…
And since we essentially can’t lift from USPS…use paypal ship now!
It’s actually a lot cheaper & will save you the flat rate of $3.50 even at the usps.
Because $3,50 is to start, even if its a feather.
reblog if still active as of 05/23/18
i follow like 500 blogs but barely any of them post anymore so reblog so i have people to follow lol
we’re back, baby 😈
anxious buying a vibrator or condoms because the cashier might give you weird looks?
here’s a lifehack: stuff that shit in your purse and get the fuck out.
congrats, you just saved yourself 30 bucks and any weird looks from others. ✨
POSTAGE FOR MERCARI
So recently Mercari upped their postage fee for first class by $.25, which may not seem like a lot, but 4,8,12 packages go by and its chunk of change lost that would rather be spent on coffee...
And since we essentially can’t lift from USPS...use paypal ship now!
It’s actually a lot cheaper & will save you the flat rate of $3.50 even at the usps.
Because $3,50 is to start, even if its a feather.
guys im high rn and i just had an amazing idea.
so sometime ago i saw somebody hide their magnet in some poofy fabric thing idk as a bobby pin holder. and i was just thinking;
we all know these keychains you put on your keys or purse or whatever, right? these bad boys:
WHAT IF YOU JUST CUT IT OPEN, REMOVED WHATEVERS INSIDE, PUT YOUR MAGNET IN, AND SEW IT SHUT AGAIN AND ATTACHED IT TO YOUR BAG OR KEY??? NOBODY WOULD SUSPECT A THING BECAUSE THEY’RE LIKE REALLY POPULAR AT THE MOMENT RIGHT. NOBODY’S GONNA CUT IT OPEN TO CHECK OR SMTH.
Concealing a hook
Okay so when I got caught, the LADY cop made me like shake my bra to make sure I had nothing there. (There wasnt)
But i was wearing a bralette at the time
I keep thinking, now that my hook arrived...
What if I slipped it INSIDE my bra, like made an incision INSIDE!!
OR OR OR, here me out...
Taping the hook to ur nipple👀😩😂😭
Definitely think incision is the move.
Lmk ur thoughts
saw this on my main, thought you guys would like it
I bet the lifting community can’t wait for Ocean’s 8 to come out this summer 😂
Seems like a movie that’d be right up our alley. (It’s technically about robbery not theft but damn criminal stories like that get me hyped lmao)
On an item that originally retails for $80 at sephora? HAHAHAHAHHA OMG I CANT. If you’re looking to scam people like this, just do us all a favor and shoplift ur own shit
Theres a movie coming out June 8 "Oceans 8" about women trying to somehow steal $150 million dollars and I think thats too funny considering its my court date
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
stop
reblogging
outside
of
the
community
i literally just had to unfollow (and block because i’m not dealing with any shit) a lifter who reblogged a regular post with 1,000 notes on it. STOP BEING STUPID. COVER YOURSELF MY QUEENS IF YOURE BEING DUMB BLOCK ME THANKS
#revolution
Jk but honestly once I get UNbanned from Macys, you BETTERRRRRRR believe i’m gonna go with my concealed hook. No purse so they can’t detain me; and simply take as many sensors off the clothes and hopes someone else gets lucky.
Macys is trash and they treat their detainers horribly and essentially locked me in a closet, nothing even comparable to JCP.
I urge you to do the same and fuck their shit up as much as you can BUT SAFELY.
I hope they file for bankruptcy.
When a lady who worked at Starbucks came in to talk about the tip jar corruption thing and saw me the guy said “oh don’t mind that thing”
THAT THING.
Please you guys, i know business is business but next thing I imagined they were gonna go through my phone.
F U CK THEIR SHIT UP
may all the things you want be untagged, all the LP useless, all the cameras fake, and all the SAs clueless.
amen
Court hearing?
Has anyone ever had one before, how does it go?
