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Tyzias: I should’ve left you on that street corner wwwwhere I found you.

Tirona: But ya’ didn’t!

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Stelsa: We may have found the first digital proof of a ghost.

Tirona, holding up a photo of Tyzias sticking her entire hand inside of a left over tupperware: and th33y said i wast33d my lif33.

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Tegiri: There goes MC. What crimes will they commit?

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Trizza: Identify yourshellf.

Dammek: We are the Resisty! And we have come to-

Trizza: Whoa, whoa whoa. Did you say the Resisty?

Dammek: Yes the Resisty! And we have come to-

Trizza: That's a stupid name.

Dammek: See! I told you it was stupid! Why do I keep listening to you??

Xefros: i don’t know X:(

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Tegiri: bitches be like “you mine” Tegiri: first of all, I am a cop “I” belong to the state of Konoha

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Daraya: is crying in the class punk rock? Mallek:…. yeah I = pretty sure it is

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Lanque: The other day, while I was helping Daraya hide her burn scars so Bronya wouldn’t see she started a fire again, I heard two kids in the hall. One of them went:

Wanshi: “I don’t fear the darkness”

Lanque: And the other one said

Karako: “YOU SHOULD!”

Lanque: And then there was a really loud smacking noise, and one of them started crying–

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MC, singing a jingle: Come on down, get some corn~

Chahut: or we will sacrifice your newborn~

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Cirava: Why was I cursed with all of the dummy and none of the thicc.

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Kuprum: Wait so did you die?

Folykl: Cockroaches never die.

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Elwurd: Was the battLe axe reaLLy necessary? Chahut: A lady should always accessorise Elwurd: Does the accessories have to incLude bLood? Chahut: IT’s called color Theory. look iT up.

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MC: You should treat others how you want to be treated!

Tyzias: Killed without hesitation.

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Kuprum, high off his ass: Bro I just came back from the brocter. I got the brobonic plague.

Folykl: Aw sick bro I got brolio.

Cirava: Brothritis.

Mallek: Ebrola.

Elwurd, deadpan: Bronchitis.

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Elwurd’s Skuttlebuggy GPS: In 69 miles, keep gay?

Elwurd, driving to the brooding caverns: what??

GPS later: In two miles, turn queer

Elwurd: do you mean turn here?

GPS, even later: You’ve reached your destigaytion

Elwurd: gog damn it stop–

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Bronya: I'm very tired and sad.

Bronya: *Kisses Karako on his sweet little baby forehead.*

Bronya: I'm recharged and ready to go!

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It has taken a lot of ignoring big facts, a terrible memory, and a general lack of caring to earn the 'completely clueless badge'. Which I would wear with pride if I knew how.

Cirava Hermod

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A Well-Meaning Someone: He's a miracle worker!

Lanque: Nonsense. Galekh cures the incurable simply because it has the audacity to exist.