BIATCH

Tales of your incompetence do not interest me.

[inkskinned]

me: today is going really well and i don’t trust it some shit: *starts happening* me: ah there it is. the Fuckening™

[evilrashida]

OMFG

[ruinedchildhood]

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

[lightiffany]

me when i eat fruits: i'm so fucking healthy

[alittlebiteverything]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[guy]

*blows up balloon* *names it molly* *pops molly* turn up

[twitterlols]

[2jam4u]

[parakavka]

[weenie-hut-general]

[bitchycode]

[chanandlers]

lorkins? what the hell are lorkins?

[firelorcl]

nobody’s dick is big when you think of how small we are in the universe

[ruinedchildhood]

[such-ratchetry]

you don’t need an education to marry rich

[oomshi]

[xeppeli]

It makes me happy knowing that we have an entire subgroup of twitter users that prepare some freshly cut pinapple for their significant other before they visit. This is very sweet.

[iraffiruse]