butrb4lz

"and if you neeeeeeddddd me I'll be in my Coffinnnnn"

[the-fragile-joan]

Merry Christmas 🎄🎁❄️.

[lightnersdream]

Visit Original Link

[decamarks]

[taxmaaan]

The ol’ jitterbug

[lightly-buttered-balls]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HID THE THINING SHEARS YOU BOUGHT FOR ME BC YOU DIDNT WANT ME TO CUT MY HAIR TO SHORT AUGHHHH AND IN THE POTS AND PANS COBORD NO LESS OMGGGGF

[lightly-buttered-balls]

No you stupid cunt me going silent and not respinding isnt because im ignoreing you uts bc your pissing me off qnd i dont wanna be rude 😓

[pleaseseemeibeg]

how it feels to be aware of your paranoias btw

[voraciouspangolin]

[anxeious]

[lightly-buttered-balls]

What do you mean you think i should get my lerners permit as soon as i can and drive a deathmachine but you cant leave me alone to take care of myself AT home

[lightly-buttered-balls]

If school dosent slow the fuck down ima exsplode

[salvation327]

Being a pervert is great I feel amazing and free

[lightly-buttered-balls]

Ahhh soyboy you always know just what im thinking

[fizzytoo]

<3

[bigandtired-deactivated20250405]

[dragongirlsnout]

i enter the shower. hours pass. i emerge from the shower, having mixed all of my soaps and scrubs and lotions and conditioners and shampoos and body washes together in the tub in precise alchemical quantities. i smell like 314 different herbs and spices. my hair will not need washing for the next 500 days. my skin has developed protective chitinous scales. i step out of the tub and immediately slip and fall on a stray puddle of mane 'n tail and sprain my pussy

[crystallizedtwilight]

People I met for a few moments that live in my head forever.

[biocrafthero]

Babe are you okay? You reblogged crystallizedtwilight’s Strangers that live with me forever. again

[casserpillarr]

My experience while reading the 7th chapter. I can't believe it's finally over, i'm still trying to wrap my head around it but wow. I was smiling from ear to ear while reading it all :)) Teamfortress 2 I LOVE YOU

[lightly-buttered-balls]

[exorcismist]

spydad is so funny to me