you get a sandwich at a local diner.
there is a pickle on the side.
what do you do
eat the pickle first, because it is the best
eat the pickle first, before it's juices ruin the toasted sandwich bread
eat the pickle at some point during the meal
save the pickle for the end, as a treat
leave the pickle on the plate, to make a statement.
some other unholy deviation that must be explained in the comments















