[lightngaleart]

The urge to quit my job is so unbearable sometimes because of how much people fucking suck here, but then I tell myself, “you know what? If they’re so pissed off about my limitations I’m going to keep working here out of spite. My very presence will continue to piss you off and that fills me with joy. Die mad about it”

[the-quasar-hero]

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

[moesartblog]

even more narrative stuff :p

[maturiin]

ahhhhhhhhhh

[lightngaleart]

POV: you’re a dog and you can’t touch the ribs on the counter

[lightngaleart]

“Why are you at this job if you’re not able bodied?” This is going to sound like a novel concept but we’re in hard times nationwide and disabled people like eating so

[yoookissomuruschag]

a joining anders

[lightngaleart]

Man I love showing off that I’m not a dick. Just today I went to get some propane and the old guy in front of me was having a tough time counting out their change, and ended up dropping some on the ground. Somebody behind me groans “oh for FUCKS sake” as I bent down to pick it up for the poor guy.

Cashier says, “sure am glad someone here has some decency!” and gave me a free donut because everybody loves seeing an asshole put in their place 🖕

[lightngaleart]

Dude my fish greet me like dogs every time I get off work I will never go fishing ever again

[chaoticdumbsorcerer]

i'm sorry but this dialogue so much reminds me of this meme

[lightngaleart]

Project hail Mary is an excellent litmus test. If someone doesn’t like the book or the movie I can instantly tell we have nothing in common and that we will never get along

[lightngaleart]

Love this guy not just because he looks super cool, hes cleaning the rocks

[lightngaleart]

Yet another fish video where I admire my clown colored pea brains (and get bit lol)

[cheekyposelenets]

[lightngaleart]

I love it, husband finds a headhunter in path of exile in the campaign, and now I find a mageblood in one of the league mechanics and because I already have one I’m giving to him

This guy never has to try for the hard to get items because he’s ALWAYS lucky lol

[audible-smiles]

the worst part of summer is that people get sooo comfortable expressing their disgust at having to see other people’s bodies. they’re always complaining about wrinkly old men at the nude hot springs or fat women in bikinis at the beach. I hate that shit. if you’re not capable of being normal about bodies you personally don’t find attractive, just turn your head to look at something else! and if you’re not smart enough to do that, then at least do the rest of us the courtesy of suffering in silence, because we don’t wanna hear your weird comments. thanks.

[wolfram-blorbos]

having a resting bitchface is so funny because i'll be doing something relaxing, and really enjoying myself and my face will look like this