Queer Disaster™️

Sarah, she/they, 28, witch, writer Lightning_Strikes_Twice on AO3

[rylandsgrace]

Nimona (2023) + text posts

[galaxyspeaking]

This one is for you, miguelheads ❤️

(please do not repost, but feel free to scream in the replies/tags!)

[gender-luster]

[amereslare]

Yeah, I’ve seen it.

[bewbin]

Truly such a beautiful day for their majesties the new king and queen may there rule be long and prospero- BLIMEY! ITS PRINCESS DIANA AND SHES GOT A STEEL CHAIR

[blessyouhawkeye]

shadow and bone is like. it's the worst show i've ever seen it's the best show i've even seen it's a bad adaptation it's fanfiction with a netflix budget it's better than i expected it's worse than i wanted it's pure fan service the acting is phenomenal the writing is terrible and the thing is it's all of these things. but also it's none of these things because most importantly shadow and bone is a vessel for freddy carter to give the performance of a lifetime

[gwenpendragns]

#duality of women insp.

[roguemonsterfucker]

Bitches will be like “That’s my baby boy!” and it’s a grown man who has committed atrocities.

[scyllas-revenge]

The Fellowship decides to take a plane to Mordor instead of simply walking. Why do they miss their flight?

The ring shorts out the TSA scanner the second Frodo tries to walk through it

Sam tries to sneak Bill the Pony onto the plane, sitcom antics ensue

Merry and Pippin’s suitcases are exclusively full of fireworks and weed, so…

Aragorn has 57 knives on him at all times, holds up the TSA line for 5 hours

Boromir tries to blow his horn before takeoff, is promptly dragged off the plane

Legolas runs off to rescue a pigeon stuck in the terminal, is never seen again

Voting ended onFeb 9, 2023

Because I think about this every time I go to an airport

[marta-bee]

See, you're acting like this is an either/or situation.

[argentconflagration]

i might have said this before but ive come to believe that the locked tomb series mostly gets presented as "lesbian necromancers in space" NOT because people think that alone is a sufficient selling point (in the critique's worst form, "all people care about is LGBT representation") but because it's hard to describe the plot of tlt in a way that successfully conveys its appeal.

"lesbian necromancers in space" is just tlt's version of homestuck's "four kids play a game" or 17776's "what football will look like in the future" or everything everywhere all at once's "a chinese-american woman struggles with her taxes".

[rabbitindisguise]

"how to describe the most ridiculous plot anyone's ever witnessed to a potential audience without having to describe something that will make the first few pages more confusing, causing the person to drop it entirely when it doesn't immediately make sense and/or sound like the other things you described" otherwise known as the "lesbian necromancers in space summary problem"

[sugaryewscythe]

me completely by myself in my room: alright everybody just calm down

[whimsigothwitch-deactivated2026]

Cosmic eyeshadow

[lilytear-s]

@sandarafreedompark / Sade Andria Zabala / Unknown / @danielederossi / Kiki Nicole / Giovanni Gasparro / Trista Mateer / Anne Sexton / The Coral

[smallandsundry]

finally done with this i am le tired

[carys-the-ninth]

"The magic system is never fully explained" yeah that's how life works. Imagine having a story set in modern day America and the characters have several pages of exposition on combustion engines and telecommunication networks before we get to the plot

[et-in-arkadia]

i think this is absolutely correct and good writing advice but also victor hugo would like to have a word with you about the parisian sewer system circa 1832

[tracing-rivers]

[titkoks]