Messages from the Deep Beyond

Resident Tuner Fish

[lightoftheghoti]

Who's in your dream blunt rotation?

I'd honk a bobo with Gem Knight Nephyrim, VS Caesar Valius, Gameciel the Sea Turtle Kaiju, and my man Mulcharmy Fuwalos

[lightoftheghoti]

I had a dream there was a new yugioh deck that functioned kinda like nemleria, but instead the goal being "banish the whole extra deck face down" the goal was "eat the whole extra deck face down" and I was having a real bad time - NOT because I was eating my cards, but because they were face down and I couldn't see who I was eating

[dragon-reblogs-and-rambles]

Love how when a card in Yugioh is really good at fucking over your opponent it turns into a verb

like how you can "Ash" someone or "Nibiru" someone or "Raigeki" someone idk its facinating

[lightoftheghoti]

"I'll Belle that" "she Droll'd me" "they Snatch Stole my card"

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When your brain says summon the guy who searches but your heart says summon the guy who draws a card

[lightoftheghoti]

Crazy how we have free will and yet there are still Stun players at locals

[lightoftheghoti]

Tits? Ass? Personality? I'm more interested in her type and attribute! Get super polymerized dumbfuck

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I'd rate Orcust a 3/10

Interesting cards, but you can only bring your sister back wrong so many times before it gets old

[lightoftheghoti]

I love how yugioh has a deck for anybody in the world, no matter your interests! We have fighting game decks like VS and Runick for fighting game enjoyers, we got Live Twin for lesbians, Branded if you like fantasy dragons, Exosister for lesbians, even things like Ghoti for fellow fish people or Labrynth for lesbians

[lightoftheghoti]

I'm a water pilled fishcel straight banishmogging these fried meta slopotrons

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Xyz summoning is a lot like gender: sometimes you're on the field, sometimes you're off the field, and sometimes you're at wherever hell dimension monsters are considered "at" when they become xyz material

[lightoftheghoti]

My resume says "Ask me about cards missing their timing" and yet recruiters never do

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What the fuck is a Visas Starfrost

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Kashtira is so funny, I wish that deck did something without Arise Heart

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I made a misplay at locals that cost me the match so if anyone needs me I'll be agonizing over it for the next month or so

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Being able to set Mind Shuffle and use both effects as a turn 0 play makes me irrationally angry

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You should be able to normal summon twice if you pay for it with blood

[krakenshaped]

He is just... a little friend... add him to your deck... he will special summon one (1) fish...