Messages from the Deep Beyond

Resident Tuner Fish

[concerningwolves]

sorry i was so weird but you invoked a topic i am incapable of being normal about

[lightoftheghoti]

I'll chain Ballistic Missile here, targeting your Data Center. Any response?

[lightoftheghoti]

Raidraptor Ultimate Falcon then: mmmm unaffected by card effects

Raidraptor Ultimate Falcon now: mmmm penis

[lightoftheghoti]

Wait holy shit I didn't even realize June ended my bad

[lightoftheghoti]

Raidraptor Ultimate Falcon then: mmmm unaffected by card effects

Raidraptor Ultimate Falcon now: mmmm penis

[lightoftheghoti]

Tell me you're a bottom without telling me you're a bottom

"engage for hornet drones, link drones for kagari, kagari recover engage, engage for linkage..."

[lightoftheghoti]

I should nominate Askaan for the sexyman contest

Look at that sexy bicorn 🥵

[lightoftheghoti]

Had to tell someone at locals that I'd been playing HEROs longer than they'd been alive :(

[lightoftheghoti]

Have a good day today!! Catch something in your tentacles!! You can do it!!

[luguuuu]

i kiss you on the mouth and end my turn

[lightoftheghoti]

summoning Ghoti of the Deep Beyond on the opponents turn after they've set 5 and summoned a bunch of guys feels better than drugs. I get sick enjoyment out of watching my opponent's crest fall in real time right before my eyes

[lightoftheghoti]

Me, trying to be relatable: "..and after you do dracotail combo into branded combo, you can get dragoon out by using the new DM stuff! Now let me tell you about pendulum monsters"

Joey Wheeler, after watching the combo: "where did da towers go yoog?"

[lightoftheghoti]

If you spend more than 30 minutes on turn 1 in the first game your opponent is allowed to reach across the table and smack you. Fair is fair

[monamoni]

[lightoftheghoti]

The Ghoti resource loop or something

[lightoftheghoti]

If you negate my Called By the Grave with Ghost Belle I will be sending you to hell with same day shipping and free delivery

[lightoftheghoti]

You have no idea how badly I want my summon from hand effect to work at quick speed Konami pLEASEEEE

[lightoftheghoti]

I should start putting my match results at locals up on polymarket

[ancientforgcd]

Konami has some dark humor sometimes