Bichen's Stuff

[pokemon-personalities]

the older i get the more i understand and relate to psyduck... he just wants to be loved and appreciated but he has so much anxiety and also a headache

[s1ithers]

got cut off by a hatchback with an Astarion Approves sticker. can't be that mad, really. i guess he probably would

[notoisstrange]

(Continuation of last posts) ah'xu taking care of his wife after a good meal

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

hearing anything about the nolan odyssey is so funny. it's like "they cut the extremely important and infamous nobody scene" "the cyclops is a giant puppet that they put in an actual historical cave + gave circe animatronics for her pig transformation instead of cgi" "they dumped plastic skeletons in an environmentally protected location they were not supposed to be in" "they recreated ancient greek instruments in order to have an accurate score" "all of odysseus's agency is basically gone" "anne hathaway actually learned how to weave ancient looms" "the women in this movie are treated like shit" "they actually buried actors alive to get those underworld shots" "did you see what the fuck zendaya was fucking wearing holy shit you can't DO THAT, MA'AM" "what do you mean there was a legitimate epic the musical reference" "NOT A SINGLE FUCKING GREEK WAS CAST IN THIS MOVIE"

like did nolan have two guys standing at his side at all times whispering ideas in his ear and one told the truth and the other told lies and they didnt tell him which was which until they wrapped production cause

[vanwolffen]

Not to mention the infamous debacle with the costume department where they were like "we want ancient Greek accurate costumes" but then they were like "but not like actually accurate-accurate, you know? And can you do it for cheap?"

And then he went and worked with IMAX to make new cameras that could actually be used for longer than 10 minutes at a time and made way less noise than traditional IMAX cameras (which still are film and not digital).

And THEN there are only a handful of projectors that can actually play the actual Film (as opposed to digital) world wide, because most movie theaters have thrown their film projectors away since everything is distributed digitally, and the digital version is apparently not as good as the Film version.

[splend-42]

If I were a murderer, and I'd meticulously planned a murder, and then I turned up at the place to do the murder and found that world-famous-murder-solver Hercule Poirot was also there, I would simply not do the murder.

[fangorn-forest]

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

[that-house]

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

[that-house]

all of our trobles seem so small from up here

[laterkiss]

if you could ignore everything abt me then im actually perfect

[thevampirejade]

Armand.

Also Lestat.

[laterkiss]

can everything be about me for once instead of the vampire almond or the vampire lostat

[bluemorningsoup]

Missed opportunity for the vampire Loquat.

[skopostheorie]

[thatsthenorthstar]

@zoesupreme

[kingfucko]

i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck

[misono]

arigato for all the memories even though they weren’t so sugoi

[kosmogrl]

[rosefinchie]

how it all feels lately

[talesfromthecrypts]

“They said they wanted a vampire relationship with no age gap”

“No age gap??!?!?”

“And no non-con elements”

“NO NON CON?”

“And no coercion or otherwise manipulative behaviors”

“Joe they want a vampire with NOTHING”

[bitterdatura]

[anais-ninja-bitch]

now THIS is a baroque painting. mannerist even.

[notoisstrange]

It must have felt like such a short time together in the end. But for her it was a whole lifetime (20 minute practice)

[happybunnykat]

What if I start a trend called "No one nuts November" where everyone writes about their favorite characters having bad sex that sucks and isn't fun.

[happybunnykat]

Okay so I made a list of 30 (well, 29 actually) prompts I am releasing into the wild. The point of this is that at least one of the participants are not having a good time.

It has 30 prompts for November but feel free to write and post whenever, but please add the tag #No one nuts November or #NoonenutsNovember wherever you post. You do not have to @ or credit this blog if you use any of these prompts.

(Text version under the cut)

1. Safeword

2. Sub/dom drop

3. Loosing intrest halfway through

4. Trying something that doesn't work

5. Medical emergency (bonus points: it happens during bondage)

6. Bad/failed orgasm

7. Should have safeworded

8. "Wait, it's not supposed to hurt?"

9. "Let's never try that again."

10. Sex so bad they break up after

11. Realistic shower sex

12. Incompatible kinks

13. Threw up on that thang

14. Can't get hard/wet/aroused

15. Says wrong persons name during sex

16: ugly crying/overwhelmed

17: "I remembered you being better at this"/"I'm not impressed."/"I've had better."/"You're not hung chill"

18: Allergic reaction/cut off circulation

19. Dirty talk/degradation gets too real

20. Ignored/missed a safeword

21. Random horny confession that kills the mood for the other person/people

22. "No really, that's not going to fit."

23. Fire alarm goes off/interrupted by a third party

24. Pushing themselves into sex they aren't ready for

25. Sex toy gets stuck

26. Only one person having fun/agreeing to boring sex

27. Couple brings in a bad 3rd

28. Sex in a bad location

29. Sex so bad it kills you/one of the participants dies

30. Free day

[rurukatt]

hot things to say during sex

inventory is full

I’m out of range

I can’t carry any more

that spell isn’t ready yet

I need to target something first

it’s too far away

[the-fade]

Can I get you a ladder? So you can get off my back!