#sebcomeback2k25

jamey - he/they - 5/44/81/23/55/22 - 20

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matteo jorgenson never change please

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i do love when tadej posts his silly little videos of his week or whatever like yes i love your little vlogs, my favorite vlogger right there

[thehorsesthatareslow]

He's a highly trained MI5 spy. He's also a fucking idiot. He's bisexual. He has mother issues. He has father issues. He digs around in trash. He has no sense of self preservation. He ran around on a broken leg for half a season and then got blown up by a grenade. He speaks French. He's a journalist. He has fumbled bomb threats on two separate occassions. He has more head injuries then you can count. He's a freak for pain. He's been in a situationship with his rival for 10 years. He throws up when he sees blood. His mom was in a cult. His dad was the leader of said cult. He is permanently having the worst day of his life. He has the saddest, wettest eyes known to man.

I didn't say his name, but he popped into your head, didn't he?

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not to cycling post of my f1blr but i had too

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f1 rpf writers get on the soulmate goose of enforcement trend, cycling rpf writers are ONTO SOMETHING HERE.

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you watch the tour for 6+ years and it’s only now that you truly understand cycling yaoi dear god they’re all insane

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why are the other commentators psychoanalyzing nico rosberg live on this broadcast during the red flag

[wafflesrisa]

RAINY BELGIUM PRODUCES CATEGORY 5 BROCEDES MOMENT

Crofty: Do you miss Lewis?

Nico, stuttering: um- er- I wouldn’t say-

Martin: are you still neighbours?

Nico: we live in the same building, yes. (Pause, then very quickly:) And we have a very nice neutral relationship now -

Martin and Crofty, laughing: Neutral you say?

Nico: anyway let’s change the topic now

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the hottest thing a man can do is make a good overtake

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imagine you’re lewis hamilton and your race has been red flagged and your ex is on TV telling everyone how you used to have wrestling competitions in your shared hotel bedrooms and sharing a childhood picture of the two of you and imagine neither of you really talk anymore but you’re “mutual friends” imagine

[bitteschonn]

fem seb + brocedes

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[lalikeslichto]

i'd love to see your take on a younger fem!seb,,, like rb era,,,

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CHRISTIAN HORNER GONE. HELMUT MARKO YOU'RE NEXT

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NEW CHAPTER OF MY SEWIS FIC IS OUT!!!! i crashed out so hard about sebastian at ferrari that he ended up getting his own chapter

the stillness of remembering what you had (and what you lost) chapter 3

im sooo normal about them

[ella-lloyd]

happy sebastian vettel day to all of you who celebrate

[georgerussellls]

this tiktok is my roman empire