"I've fought imaginary elves that were stronger than you!"
"With that amount of swagger you'd think he'd invented sand."
"Never trust the cute ones, they know what they can get away with."
"Who taught you how to drive? Was it the stupidest dog on earth? Because that's what it looks like!"
"I was naughty, but from now on, i'll be nice. I promise."
"Your secret is safe with me. Along with your heart."
"Your boyfriend's cute, and you were in the clink. I think I'm blameless here."
"Wow, I do not care about that problem."
"I may have to cut this short, Hal. Someone just climbed out of my wardrobe."
"I'm not into pushy girls. Do me a favor. Go bother someone else."
"In case you hadn't noticed I'm totally off subject here."
"One more thing, you smoke?"
"What happened to your mother?"
"Ideas aren't dangerous until you try to bottle them up."
"I fell for her like a Black Tuesday banker."
"My faith in her is stronger than my fear for her."
"I wanted to be her when I grew up. But then one day I was older than my older sister, and older still today."
"Be a little good, be a little bad, be who you are."
"I like watching travelers. Trying to imagine the worlds they carry with them in their little head."
"Aliens are here. We're all Aliens. Earth started with bacteria on asteroids."
"Shouldn't I have some big life plan? Everyone else does!"
"Your mind is like a ravenous monkey, gobbling up every banana in it's path."
"I called you because you're a skeptic."
"If they ever make procrastination a crime, I'm done for."
"Just make sure you're not sticking your neck out for someone who doesn't deserve your trust!"
"Stuff. I want stuff. New stuff that's just like this old stuff, but different."
"I wasn't sure if you were at a party or had gotten murdered! Either way it would've been nice to have been invited!"
"Sweet as the smell of fried chicken."
"The worst monsters are self made."
"Where's your youthful cynicism?"
"That's pretty philosophical for a guy wearing boots."
"I'm running away now. Please don't tell anyone which way I went."
"There's nothing like love to bring order to a scattered world."
"I can't believe I'm praying for a ransom note to show up."
"That girl doesn't deserve you."
"Everything's okay... Ow never mind, everything is a problem. Call the hospital."
"Ghosts are just what happen when guilty people let their imagination run wild."
"It was a mistake. I screwed up and I accept responsibility."
"I don't know why you feel the need to stick your big, fat nose where it doesn't belong."
"Do you dare mock the supernatural?"
"Dead languages aren't really my bag."
"I don't know if I'm going crazy, or I'm already there."
"I've always felt out of step with the world."
"Met officially? What with papers and a stamp?"
"The whale is getting impatient."
"I just wanted to tell you that I've always--!"
"Talking to him is like trying to converse with a giant turnip."
"You can't keep everyone safe. No matter how hard you try."
"A ghost doesn't need to be real to haunt you."
"Its... Good to see you two back together."
"You are more precious to me than 10,000 treasures put together."
"But nothing is as good as getting a letter from you."
