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[tibets]

[liivalittle]

me: *buys something online*

me:

me: where is it

[kaliforhnia]

what that mouth do

complain

[onlytwitterpics]

[gaskarthseyebrows]

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest

[lameborghini]

me: puts on a crest white strip my sensitive ass gums: screaming from the depths of hell

[passingpleasantries]

remember in 2006 when you accidentally hit the internet button on your flip phone and then you had to press end 40 times to keep your parents from paying for such a luxury

[cravefoodie]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[realitytvgifs]

[bastardrobocop]

[officialunitedstates]

to all my spanish speaking followers:  hola

to all my non-spanish speaking followers who feel left out:  don’t worry, I just said “hello”.  maybe someday you too can grasp another language

[wadeslonelyteardrop]

[lohanthony-deactivated20210629]

preferred pronouns?

he/ that bitch

[laurenmichelle310]

netflix and don’t touch me

[chocolateguru]

Homemade Ice Cream Cones

[911food]

+

[preppycheerleader]

Found the political group for me