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ELIJAH ROBERT MORRIS. " if you turn everything in on time and take all the tests, class is optional.  "     ------------------------     voice actor . thirty . standup comic

[lijahmorris]

xmaggie-jamesx‌:

“Mm, I like that. I’ll allow it.” She smirked, going into her room and putting on her costume. She walked out and spun around, smirking. “I’ll have the red wig with it but I don’t feel like bothering with that right now. I got a new one and I still have to style it.” She smirked. “What do you think?”

Eli looked up when she re-entered the room and let his eyes roam over both the costume and her body in it, unconsciously licking his lips. "Okay before I get all ya know, on how hot you look, cause you do, but ignoring that for a minute, this is amazing." He said motioning to the outfit. "The details and the lines, all the leaves and just all of it, it's fucking awesome, dude! You nailed the shit out of it."

[lijahmorris]

xmaggie-jamesx‌:

“Oh, I’m definitely a New York steak, rare with an herb butter and sweet potato fries.” She winked. “Now I’m hungry. I hope that pizza gets here quick.” She smirked. “Well, I’m glad you could come. I’m doing great. Like I said, I finally finished my Poison Ivy costume. I can go put that on now if you like?”

“Personally I think you should add habanero steak sauce with that setup, cause you are damn hot, but I’m not mad at that setup.” He reasoned. “I would like. I would like very much.” 

[lijahmorris]

xmaggie-jamesx‌:

“Of course you’re a piece of meat. You’re a fine, rare, filet mignon.” She winked, sitting back in her chair confidently. “Besides, I like seeing you blush like that.” She bit her lip. “How was your day, by the way?”

his blush deepened a bit as he shook his head at her. "If I am a filet what does that make you?" he asked, raising a brow and then shrugged, my day was chill. A lot of studio time finishing up some audio, and now I am here so solid way to end it. How was yours?"

[lijahmorris]

TEXT 📲 MaggEficent 😈

Mags: How do you feel about bacon and olive?

Eli: All for it.

[lijahmorris]

TEXT 📲 MaggEficent 😈

Mags: Good! Get your cute butt over here. ;) Also I was about to order pizza. What topping do you want?

Eli: Pepperoni and/or bacon or both either way i'm good

[lijahmorris]

in response to – Send 💤 to wake my muse up from their nap. – @jxxbae

Eli wasn't sure how he managed to fall asleep sprawled out on the couch the way he was, or even how he'd managed to do it knowing he'd invited someone over, but the lack of it he'd been getting had finally started to catch up with him. He was startled awake by a shake to his shoulder and next thing he knew hitting the floor with a soft thud and a groan.  From face down on the floor of his living room, Eli was really starting to rethink texting Jensen the door would be open. Then again he hadn't planned on falling asleep so maybe that one was on him. "I'm good. I'm up, all good." He muttered tiredly as he pushed himself up to his feet and gave Jensen a nod and a clap on the shoulder. "S'up, man."

[lijahmorris]

TEXT 📲 MaggEficent 😈

Mags: Oh my god, I won't stab you.

Mags: Would you like to come over and I can model my new Poison Ivy costume that I finally finished today?

Eli: You say that now, but how am I supposed to know if that's the truth?

Eli: Uh... yes. Who in their right mind would turn that down

[lijahmorris]

TEXT 📲 MaggEficent 😈

Mags: They're not sharpened! Also I would never take it down off my mantle so youre safe. Theyre for display only... and to scare away intruders.

Mags: Also you gotta admit. It's sexy that I have weapons, you know it is. ;) ;)

Eli: As someone who's been stabbed by an angry ex with a fork i'm on the fence about it tbh

[lijahmorris]

TEXT 📲 MaggEficent 😈

Mags: I HAVE REAL ONES YA KNOW

Mags: You butt.

Mags: $9,000 is stupid. omg please dont do it.

Eli: No one should have real medieval weapons in their house. That's insane.

Eli: Fine I won't, but my mighty ducks dreams are crushed.

Eli: Know that

[lijahmorris]

TEXT 📲 MaggEficent 😈

Mags: $9,000!?!??! that is stupid and you know it and I do NOT support this. If I see those things on your feet, Im gonna fight you. I will wack you with my LARP weapons!!

Eli: Bold of you to assume I know it's stupid

Eli: Last time I checked stupid doesn't equate to swag

Eli: aren't your LARP weapons plastic???

[lijahmorris]

in response to – Send 😘 to see my muse’s reaction to yours flirting with them. – @xmaggie-jamesx

"I am not a piece of meat Mags, I'm starting to feel a little cheap here." He was joking, of course, there was never gonna be an instant where he felt cheap being flirted with, especially not by her but it was always fun to tease.

[lijahmorris]

in response to -- send ⌚ to ask my muse what time it is. -- @heknewhimself

"My Chad Danforth loving ass wants to answer that with 'summertime' so badly," Eli chuckled as he dug his phone from his pocket and glanced at the time. "1:30. Why? You got somewhere else to be? Is my company not enough?"

[lijahmorris]

TEXT 📲 MaggEficent 😈

Mags: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?

Mags: The past poor kid in me is screaming and might faint.

Mags: Op, never mind, she dead.

Eli: Did you not see the duck?!

Eli: They would look dope.

Eli: Not a lot of people could pull off that green

Eli: But I could.

[lijahmorris]

TEXT 📲 MaggEficent 😈

Eli: you need to stop me from buying these

Eli: https://www.flightclub.com/air-jordan-5-retro-apple-green-yellow-strike-blk-012248?avad=160597_d16087371

Eli: I keep staring that them I want them

[ada-tan]

Symbol Starters~

[lijahmorris]

ada-tan‌:

Send ☔ for our muses to share an umbrella on a rainy day.

Send 📱 for my muse to send yours a random text.

Send 📞 for my muse to call yours.

Send ✞ for our muses to meet in an empty church.

Send 😢 for my muse to comfort you.

Send 🌸 to receive flowers from my muse.

Send ☁ for our muses to watch the clouds together.

Send ⌚ to ask my muse what time it is.

Send ℃ for my muse to discuss the temperature with yours.

Send 👻 to tell ghost stories with my muse.

Send 🐩 to play with my muse’s pet (or have my muse play with yours).

Send 😘 to see my muse’s reaction to yours flirting with them.

Send 💅 to do my muse’s nails.

Send 🐎 for our muses to go horse riding together.

Send 📺 for our muses to have a TV/movie night.

Send 🍸 for our muses to have a drink together.

Send 💪 for our muses to workout together.

Send 💤 to wake my muse up from their nap.

Send 🍔 for our muses to have lunch together.

Send 💢 for my muse to get mad at yours for something they did.

Send 😓 for my muse to apologize to yours for something they did.

Send 💖 for my muse to tell yours who they currently have a crush on.

Send 💘 for my muse to ask yours who they have a crush on.

Send 💋 to randomly kiss my muse.

Send 🎃 to carve pumpkins with my muse.

Send 🎁 for my muse to give yours a gift.

[macperalta]

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[lijahmorris]

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[lijahmorris]

matthewcmorris‌:

Matthew pouted, his eyebrows drawn together in a little frown. He personally saw nothing wrong with the way he dressed. He was perfectly comfortable with his outfit choices. And it wasn’t like he was wearing a velvet surcoat and an ascot. “No,” he said mulishly. “I’m fine with this way.” He snorted. “I’m gonna say that all I want, because it’s true. You’ve gotta admit that Cassie thinks more highly of me than most people.”

"I'm not saying it's bad, I'm just saying it's..." He frowned and paused, at a loss for words of what he was getting at here, before shrugging, "There's room for improvement. Like, if I didn't know you I would assume you sleep in an old British nightshirt and cap, ya know like Scrooge McDuck in A Christmas Carol." If he couldn't already see how offended his brother was before, Eli was sure that comparison was definitely not gonna go over well. It was funny though. "Just because Cassie treat you better than most people doesn't mean her judgment is clouded about this and I don't think she'd appreciate you thinkin' that."