[skressed-deactivated20160306]

[brantherapper]

Who keeps letting these two make videos together 😂😂😂

[kumasenpai]

Goodbye

[iverbz]

i say it every time but these 2 are the future

[boarcriminal-deactivated2018052]

when you change angles and lighting but your selfie still comes out ugly

[just-shower-thoughts]

The phrase “well done” for steaks was probably invented by a guy who didn’t want to admit that he burned his steaks.

[fiyabwal]

“well shit i guess they’re done”

[yeezusxvi]

cmon Nicki 🔥

[stability]

[heteroh-deactivated20180218]

people who scream when the teacher turns off the lights

[6i]

i want a best friend in a lover. no greater love story than that.

[icleanmyplate]

Intimacy do not always mean sex...

Wash her hair for her

Help her shave

Cook a meal together

Write her a letter… about her(no actually write it)

Shower together (or bath)

Body rubs and massages work well (especially her feet and booty)😉

When she’s removing polish from her fingers…grab a cotton ball and remove the polish from her toes

After she showers…meet her with a dry towel and dry her off

When she’s dry rub her down with coconut oil(or whatever she prefers…

TALK: about her day…her goal…her opinions…

Listen to her…

Form secret code words that only you and her will understand if said publicly

Build memories together….

JUST A FEW SUGGESTIONS….Reblog if you have some suggestions to add.

[fiercerain]

- Protect her - help her oil/grease her scalp - paint her a picture on computer paper with the $2 watercolor paints from walmart - remind her to take her medication - comfort her if she has an anxiety or panic attack - be honest - Do NOT lie to her - bring her snacks when she’s on her period - help her do her laundry - support her dreams & aspirations

[afrikangyal-deactivated20190204]

[automatic-caution-door]

[ladysnowofmpls]

ok this is really sweet

[waitwhatdidtheysay]

[captions]

Girl: “You glue them on.”

Dude 1: [very confused] “Why would you do that? I don’t glue mine on.”

Dude 2: [also confused] “Yeah, what the fuck?”

Girl: “Have you never heard of gluing them on?”

Dude 2: [incredulous] “No!”

Girl: “Watch this.” [she removes her eyelash]

Dude 1: [slightly panicked] “No, I- STOP.” 

Dude 2: [shocked gasp] [pause] [concerned] “Do you still have eyelashes?”

Girl: [laughs]

[ghostingpng]

google search: how to stop caring about people who don’t care about me

[moniabadir]

[like-a-pr4yer]

a conversation I saw at Taco Bell

young son crying: I wish I had a burrito

the mom pointing at the kid's burrito: son that is a burrito

[inactive-meltwithmee]

she kilt him

[mitski-miyawakis]

i just witnessed a fucking Murder. and it was Brutal

[kong-kings-deactivated20190410]

Gina!!!!!

[huskyvagina-deactivated20210528]

I was just second hand scalped. She even went for my eyebrows

[antifamutant]

[depressive-suicidal-blackmetal]

[winterinthetardis]

*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

[sparkle-fart-69]

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

[tamalehousenumber4-deactivated2]

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

[tha--snazzle]

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

[sinfullyselected-deactivated201]

“Do you speak any Japanese?”

“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”

“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”

“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”

[baldheadedlilboy]

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!” “Who you talking to Belle?” “Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”