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does anyone know how many pomegranate seeds Hozier ate? how much longer does he have to stay in the underworld before he can come make some new music?

katcat

#i love the implication that hozier is in the underworld getting dicked down by hades

rebootera

setheverman

i love this so much

grimbrother

this the got damn crunchiest bass line ever and i will always reblog this video when i come across it.

tastefullyoffensive

westborofaptist

mark went in and took no hostages

ruinedchildhood

sisterwolf

via

clampvulture

I never even

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wow

How did they get away with that

AH

I LOVE THIS

anshe-kur-ra-deactivated2014031

What do you mean how did they get away with it?

History isn’t one straight line progressing towards a liberal society.

Look how much Americans attitudes have changed between 1980 and today. 1980 was the first time most very religious people voted, they abstained before that at the behest of their churches. Now they dictate policy at every election.

In my family photo album there are pictures from the 20s of a woman called ‘uncle bob’. She dressed in men’s clothing, and had a ‘companion’. This was a rough industrial town, they were working class, nobody cared. It was her business.

This is why politics is important - the moment you think everything is better today than it was in the past, you let other people take control of the direction society goes in - with you sitting back presuming we’re going forwards.

a-spoon-is-born

reblogging for the commentary

mademoisellemigraine-deactivate

Reblogging for the commentary and also because these look like people i want to hang out with

cosmicrew

sailor-moon-reacts

Sailor Moon has been talking about the realest shit since the 90’s…

Signs As More Small Feelings

Aries: snapping a candy bar into half

Taurus: hot showers after swimming

Gemini: when you have the aux cord and someone asks "what song is this" and that means they like your music taste

Cancer: using the same brand of shampoo and conditioner and your hair smells and feels heavenly

Leo: drinking cold water and feeling it go throughout your body

Virgo: using skin/hair care products that actually work

Libra: the cold side of the pillow during a hot night

Scorpio: matching your underwear and bra and thinking you look bad asf

Sagittarius: making a whole group of people laugh

Capricorn: opening a new jar of food and it's swirled perfectly

Aquarius: swimming at night and it's pitch black but the pool lights are on

Pisces: when the person you've been waiting to talk to's name pops up on your phone

stop-sexualizing-childern

BTW, pedophiles are only so mean to us because they want us to react with anger so we look less rational. They know we are already scared and angry because they are trying to play the victim (classic abuse) and convince people that suffer with POCD they are pedophiles. Having emotions doesn’t mean we are wrong. This is why we are mad.

Them: Attractions isn’t a choice uwu It’s Okay to make child porn so real kids can be groomed!! :) We SHOULD be able to honest about sticking our hands down our pants while we think of little kids and teens. And how we would like to “date” (control) them. Hey guys the LGBT community just got attacked, this is our change to make us seem less bad, come together with us! We aren’t bad for trying to convince people we are victims. Why you so mean kids? T.T Leave us alone. T.T We just want to be honest and feel safe when we admit we get off on thoughts of screwing you. You’re to young to understand or have an opinion even thought you have been abused. Not all survivors are HORRIBLE PEOPLE that are mean to pedos.

Us: BURN IN HELL!

Theirs gaslighted sympathizers: Why are you being mean? The pedophile just said something that seems logical, and you reacted so harshly.

Accept it wasn’t logical, pedophilia is never logical. We are mad because WE KNOW THEM. We have been hurt my them, abused by them, raised by them. We know the games they play, we know all their tricks. Please listen to us, we don’t want other children to suffer.

p6y

him

artfoli

Detail of The Roses of Heliogabalus, 1888, by Lawrence Alma-Tadema (1836-1912)

flightless-wings

if a guy is hitting on u and he is clearly the alpha in his group of guys.. go for the third in command and undermine their whole power structure

imperfectkreis

Oh god, I used this tactic so often. Because in most cases I was trying to pull dudes for my friends, rather than myself. You figure out who their leader is, go for #3 or #4 in the group, who is generally much cuter and a bit more shy. This is why he ranks high, but not too high. You go hard on this dude. You hold his hand and smile at him. You don’t even have to go further. Dude #3 is just bewildered you brushed off #1. This makes the dude at the top antsy. It causes dissent in the ranks. Your friends can now swoop in, picking from the remaining dudes as they start to scatter in the wind. They have lost all sense of self. You have secured free drinks for the rest of the night. And whatever else your genitals desire.

melaniesole-blog

She broke that shit down so beautifully

black--lamb-blog

women are masterminds and i love it

badfoodnetworkpuns

alltheladiesyouhate

what bastille song is this from

pianissimoworld

Things we lost in the fire

sizvideos

Deadpool’s instructive video may save your testicles

mrs-prism-deactivated20180422

This is both entertaining and really important.

accidentallypatriotic-deactivat

Yo if you’ll reblog the boob campaign, you can damn well reblog Deadpool discussing bollocks.

vaporwavevocap

Excellent.

feanna

And testicular cancer has an EXCELLENT healing rate if caught reasonably early. Maybe we should mention that! So IF you feel a lump, it might still be nothing, but if it’s something, it might be very very treatable.