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[flashinqlights]

ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends

[blueandbluer]

I love this idea. We used to do things like this in Improv.

[whatyouwanted-whatyougot]

Related game: “THINK ABOUT IT.” You’re given a random topic, and your job is to build it into an epic conspiracy theory, the crazier the better. You end your rant with a serious face and the command that your listeners “Think about it.” 

[astrojukebox]

Another related game: Illuninati. Similar to Think About It except you are given 2 completely different topics and you have to connect them to each other in a wild conspiracy rant

[a-simpler-life]

Rb to safe an awkward hang out

[lissaremade]

everyone please watch this im fucking losing it

[deerlike-dyke]

I’m feeling emotions that no human has ever felt before

[imeortal-deactivated20200329]

https://instagram.com/p/Bh9ZmfuFFeg/

[mechanical-nyan]

Keep reading

[likeanthrope]

still true lol

[red-hood-wing]

Borderlands 3 with 2018 internet culture will be absolutely terrifying. Guns that say oh worm each time you reload. A quest based entirely on fidget spinners. A grenade called big mood or something. You know damn well this will all be there

[stump-chunkman-deactivated20181]

[likeanthrope]

and my posting is only going to get worse from there folks

[spacehunter-m]

Visit Original Link

re-creation of one of my favorite audio posts (which is now broken)

[likeanthrope]

heeeere we go

[likeanthrope]

oh well what the fuck do you know i got me one of these things

[likeanthrope]

i'm married!!

[mydruggedthoughts]

[likeanthrope]

kinda wanna write a huge care post again but don't really

[ainawgsd]

[pinknegg]

the purge except it’s 24 hours where retail workers can talk back to customers and managers

[whomst]

Every horse movie

Sarah aynn: “no one understands me I hate you Mom for making us move out here in the middle of no where there’s not even cute boys” *runs away and finds mysterious farm* Old man wilkinson: “this right here lil lady is a hourisey if yer can tame t it’s yoires if not it’s goin back to the horse factory” Sarsjh: *walks up to horse and starts to pet its nose* “see girl? You and me aren’t so different after all” Old man wonka: “why I don’t believe it she done tamed ol’ misery I reckon she ought to sign her up for the horuse show and save the farm” *cut scene of Sarah sneaking out the house to ride her horse everyday until her mom finds out* Mom: “young lady you are GROUNDED!!!! You are not allowed to compete in the horse show” Staryah: “no Mom please” *runs away and almost gets hit by car but then the horse pushes the car out the way" Mom: “fucjkfidnb maybe that’s a good horse after all”

[queerpyracy]

music genres are fake and made up anyway so here’s how i’m describing my music taste from now on:

music for witches dancing at midnight

songs that sad protestants would sing in a bar where for some reason people Only drink whiskey

summer indie pop songs that capture a fake rose-tinted view of adolescence never experienced but often romanticized

that distinct feeling some music gives you where you feel this like primal power like you’re channeling old and forgotten gods who are back for vengeance

[likeanthrope]

2016 me: bohemian rhapsody is oversaturated and i hate it. hallelujah is alright though 2017 me: hallelujah is oversaturated and i hate it. bohemian rhapsody is alright though