[likeasweetsweet]

phil: take me to court bro

dan: why bro

phil: because i want to marry you bro

dan: bro

[likeasweetsweet]

didn’t dan move into phil’s apartment when he was in college? which would make them .... college roommates .... hm interesting

[likeasweetsweet]

dan, to phil: i'm lady layton and you're ernest

dan, two seconds later: i ship it [lady layton and ernest]

[likeasweetsweet]

hey guys i know this is super last minute but i bought 2 tickets to troye’s show today (oct 16, san fran, suburbia tour) and i cant go anymore. is anyone interested in buying those tickets?? (message me if you are!)

[pseudophan]

GROSS

[junghossokarchive-blog-deactiva]

requested by anon

[fuckinlester]

“put it on manhattan you dork”

[horrorphil]

[cringe-attacks]

[cringe-attacks]

"Hey, Phil, let's go home" is the new "This is the most fun I've ever had" and you cannot deny it

you: this was the most fun i’ve ever had

me, an intellectual: hey, phil, let’s go home

[guyliner-appreciation]

sleepy angel 

[themostfuniveverhad]

[softnerds]

best parts of dil’s wedding vid

when dan got intrigued because he thought phil was going to call summer a ho

when phil said “snuggly” and leaned into dan

[quietly] “nice one, phil” “thanks”

“dan and phil have not done anything to smash gender roles”

“they can be the drunken messes that hook up at the end of the night”

dan summing up everyone’s lives with “everything’s a wreck but at least the sims is going okay”

dan’s sigh after the ceremony

“this is basically just us living out our dreams”

“his life has just been such a disaster so far that he had to have the most perfect wedding ever”

their excitement over getting a new microwave

their reflection on the past year and dan’s eagerness to get on with their future

“we’ll see you in married life”

[wispyphil-deactivated20200622]

[plantboyphilly]

I got moist for you, Phil. Tell me you like it.

A very poor choice of wording dan howell (via plantboyphilly)

[pumpkinspicepoet]

Every time I hate my body I remember that there are millions of old rich white men who benefit from my self hatred and if there’s one thing I hate, it’s old rich white men so I snap out of that shit instantly cos I ain’t EVER giving them the satisfaction.

[y0ulittleshit]

Oh my fucKING GOD

[looktothe-mountains-and-sky-dea]

Wait stop this is a game changer.

[someofthisrumham]

i have reblogged this 4 times; i have thought about this every fucking day

[beyoncelovr]

Beyoncé, VMA’s 2016