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SPOILER ALERT TO GLITCHTALE, IF YOU HAVE NOT WATCHED S2 E6 P2, THEN IGNORE THIS
Me: *watches glitchtale cause, ya know, forgot to watch three episodes.*
Me: *starts bawling at the end of the most recent episode, because Jessica got to see her family again.*
i just made a goats cheese & chive omelette w/ fresh eggs and cream. which i will now proceed to smother in ketchup bc this is my life and i answer to no gods
This, children, is a sin.
Hey fellow stormers:
Please join this discord to meet other stormers! I’m Coldette, a Beta Kyle.
https://discord.gg/zBaDUXA
Check out the Official Storm Area 51 community on Discord - hang out with 1,218 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.
do you think I could raid Area 51 even though my dad works there?
Yes. Do it mate!
Your three most recent emojis are your main personality traits
🧜♀️💛❤️
strategy/tips for the area 51 raid:
-get some sort of protection against bullets, no one wants to get shot
-bring your blast protection diamond armour y’all, maybe also bring the enchanting table as well (make sure to leave space in your inventory though) (seriously though watch out for landmines)
-actually attacking the guards is a bad idea, but we will probably need weapons, so maybe bring a switchblade or a concealable weapon just in case
-first aid kits first aid kits first aid kits
-sunscreen, it’s in nevada after all
-uno reverse card
-learn how to naruto run very fast in the following 3-4 months
-make sure to supply yourself with food. KYLES: make sure to bring a fuckton of monster energy drinks
-we tell kpop stans they they have some kpop guy locked in at area 51, they will surely join the raid as human shields then
-bring ur strongest diamond swords and ur army of minecraft dogs
-don’t forget that we are comrades and we help each other out at all times
-tnt and flint & steel to blow up the gates
-wave 1: kyles and naruto runners, a strong wave to start off the raid. remaining survivors will wait for the rest of the team
-wave 2: furries and alien butt clappers, nothing can stop their weird but temporarily accepted passion for weird shit
-wave 3: anti-vaxx kids, taylor swift and kpop stans (human shields), and karens, a wave weaker than the others to trick the guards to thinking that we’re at our last resorts
-the last wave: keanu reeves, minecraft redstone engineers and command block geniuses, jacksepticeye, and an army of raiders with heavy armour and flamethrowers we got from elon musk
-when we get into the entrance of the base, naruto runners and kyles go on the front lines. everyone gets into position and the redstone engineers break the walls with tnt.
-naruto runners run faster than bullets to get through the guards and use the tnt they got to break through the inner gates (of course they are wearing blast protection armour just in case). the kyles distract the guards with the furries and alien butt clappers. probs most anti-vaxx kids are dead by now. the karens are complaining and asking the guards to talk to their manager, and the rest is resisting guards that are trying to get us from behind.
-we explode more walls and stuff
-half the team goes to discover the research lab and the other half goes to free the aliens. (though all the alien butt clappers get to go to the alien place, they deserve it). wave 4 peeps stay behind to take care of the guards.
-when we are done raiding the research base and the alien prison place, we meet up. hopefully we find UFO’s or something so we can use those to transport everyone. we try out the new weapons first to see how we can use them non-lethally and stop the guards when we are escaping. NO ONE GETS LEFT BEHIND.
-when we are done with area 51 we go over to the stupid ass concentration camps they lock up innocent children in and free all of them. the government would not expect for us to raid there right after area 51. plus, we have our new alien technology!
-happy end: kids are free, the government totally destroyed, aliens are free, we made history, butt clappers are happy, naruto runners and weebs are finally honoured, and for once, earth is in peace.
-reminder that do not try to kill guards on purpose, they have lives and families, too. just don’t kill any guards even though they are trying to kill us. maybe kidnap them but don’t hurt them, they are just doing their job.
-also anyone who raids will be a criminal from now on, damn that’s hard to take. if you kill a guard that’s even worse. prepare for the trauma and the consequences of raiding area 51.
thank yall for coming to my ted talk
Everyone get some things like those store display humans (forgot what they are called) baby dolls, your pets, and other humanoid/animalistic items and practice rescuing them, as well as practice grabbing other objects like fake or even real guns, shoes, knicknacks, ect. Also practice your parkour skills. Taking some gym classes wouldn’t hurt either.
Is anyone else storming area 51? I need to meet my fellow stormers.
Hey don’t worry
I am still alive, just lazy
hi lads! so i kinda got bored and needed some people to scream about dnp and girls with so i decided to make a wlw phannie gc!
i made a google form to apply but please note that;
you have to be following me to join!
you have to rb this post to join! (it’d be greatly appreciated if u rb’d even if u can’t join)
you, obviously, have to be a wlw to join!
this gc is going to be on discord so you have to have a discord
there can be 14 year olds and 22 year olds (if you aren’t comfortable with a specific age range, please let me know)
there’ll be only 10-15 people in the gc, so if you apply it doesn’t mean you’ll actually make it!
your dm’s have to be open so i can dm you if you get in!
i think?? that’s it?? anyway i hope y’all don’t let this flop and we’ll have a fun time yelling about dnp and girls lmao :’))
I’m attempting to join. (Im 13)
The anonymous button is not for hate messages and death threats! It’s for confessing your love and asking stupid questions!
Please send me all of your confessions of love and stupid questions.
send me your most creative death threats! The winner will get a medal that looks like this
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Do what pseudostark said to me. No anon please so i know who to give it too. You won’t win with anon on okie.
I AM GOING TO RIP YOU TO PIECES AND SWALLOW YOU WHOLE REEEEEE (Saw your joking send most creative death threats so lol don’t take me seriously)
nuuuuuuuuuu
hey i love ur profile pic btw
Thank you. (:
This is a CHILDREN’S BOOK for crying out loud!
First Post From Desktop!
I found my mum’s computer!
Dear my followers
If you think pedophillia is okay, unfollow me please. Children are not here for you to fuck. Jesus christ.
for every reblog a chomper will eat and kill a pedophile
(^^^ this is the chomper)
he did it!
I know i’m just reblogging random stuff right now, i’ll get to work soon on the blog i promise XD
End pedophillia!
there comes a moment in every girl’s life when she says to herself
i read some fucking weird fanfiction
the fact that I don’t know if this is ‘read’ or ‘read’ presents two very different thoughts here
one of past regret and one of ongoing concern
There are two moments in every girl’s life. One of each of the above.
@the-original-cinnamon-roll
u really had to @ me huh
Dear Donald Trump
Please STOP FUCKING PAYING SO MUCH ON YOUTUBE ADS. ALL MY ADS ARE YOUR GODDAMNED BULLSHIT. PLEASE STOP OR I WILL RUIN YOUR DATA BY MAKING A BUNCH OF EMAILS SO IT ISNT CORRECT.
