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@likeprotege
#𝙻𝙸𝙺𝙴𝙿𝚁𝙾𝚃𝙴𝙶𝙴. gary lee "eggsy" unwin of the kingsman franchise. headcanon based & private. twentyone+. mature themes present. low activity. beta editor in use. currently mainly found over at kurjaks.
guidelines. dossier. universes. navigation.
@goldshadows
snuck his bluetooth speaker into daisy's room JUST to start blasting the rocky theme at six in the morning remotely from his own room because it's his birthday.
TARON EGERTON in BLACK BIRD (2022) 1.01 Pilot
TARON EGERTON as GARY “EGGSY” UNWIN KINGSMAN: THE GOLDEN CIRCLE (2018) dir. Matthew Vaughn
yes i am coming on here because of pride. HOWEVER it is also eggsys birthday on the third..
** espionage / spy based sentence starters.
“ when they catch you they will kill you. but first they must catch you. ”
“ when the time is right, we’re going to make them pay. all of them. ”
“ but in all chaos, there is calculation. ”
“ i’m not in danger, i am danger. ”
“ we go to war with a smile on our faces. ”
“ but whatever you do, always be dressed to kill. ”
“ this ain’t no place for a hero. ”
“ i can do this. and even if i can’t, i have to. ”
“ my purpose is greater than my pain. ”
“ nothing scares me anymore. ”
“ there is some good in this world, and it is worth fighting for. ”
“ you should not be here. ”
“ i don’t think you understand what you’re messing with. ”
“ take cover ! ”
“ you take the lead, i’ll cover you. ”
“ i’m not who you think i am. ”
“ i knew you would come, eventually. ”
“ don’t you understand ? this is a trap ! ”
“ this will be your destruction. ”
“ make sure they don’t see you leave. ”
“ stop touching your ear, you’re making yourself known. ”
“ quick, follow me. ”
“ this is about to get really messy, isn’t it ? ”
TARON EGERTON in BLACK BIRD (2022) 1.01 Pilot
pspsps @goldshadows & @kurjaks / @likeprotege pspsps
would be a downright shame … if decker gave a slow kiss before pulling away. barely. and staying there, just out of reach for another kiss…. what an awful waste
It's a great kiss. It's a perfect kiss. It's never anything less than, really, and he melts into it way too quickly, hums, smiles, thinks he'd easily like to stay just like this for another hour or four, duties be damned.
He's got his arms thrown carelessly over Decker's shoulders, not even wound around his neck, just this nonchalant drape against him, and he'd naturally pressed closer as they kissed. They part, and Eggsy finds himself still smiling; their noses brush just before Decker withdraws, and Eggsy's inching a little closer, insistently rising up on his feet only to find Decker's moving, too, just to maintain that distance.
And that's actually fucking horrible.
"Hey —" and then Eggsy does actually wind his arms around Decker's neck, wanting to keep him here, and Decker's still not relenting, "— Hey!"
It's clicking that is direct action, and Eggsy doesn't let him go, but now they're face to face and Eggsy's looking visibly confused and offended, and given that he knows Decker more than enough by now? Yeah, this prick's doing it on purpose.
"— Fuck's wrong with you?" Fine, so he'll divert course, because Decker's canting his head away, and Eggsy settles for pressing a kiss to his jaw, lets himself nip at Decker there like it's a warning. "You're really doing this? It's been days!"
Jimmy Keene gets me feral (and therefore I am a Bad Feminist™), 3/?
The "Patrick Bateman" edition
my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella
so hes really just gary unwin.
no wait making this gayer. WHO will one day address him in full as "gary lee" when you gotta whip out the middle name
so hes really just gary unwin.
how u gon carry a baby for 9 months and name it gary
Death's just casually lounging across Eggsy's couch in the dark, waiting for the other male to get home. And when he does, he gets, "I was wondering when you'd get home," because, once again, Death stepped in when Eggsy did something Dumb to save his life, but the primordial being won't admit he did it.
"— WILL you fucking — Christ!"
Please, PLEASE give him a warning before he gets home to this. It'd just been the quickest debrief after something had nearly gone horribly wrong, so no need to phone his sister or his mum to watch over JB and Trinity; there and back, as soon as possible, and he'd been looking forward to collapsing back into bed the second he returned.
Only he's greeted by Death looking like the perfect picture of nonchalance, and JB and Trinity look perfectly content, curled up beside the couch on the floor, and he's got to have a stern talk with them later for not warning him about the sudden visitor.
Or maybe it's a good thing that they trust Death.
He can't tell if that's a comforting thought or not.
After the initial shock wears off, he sighs; there's the realization that, yeah. He's sort of safe here. Actually very safe here.
( It hasn't come to him, yet, the fact that the way he'd narrowly avoided a very unsavory fate is because of this being in question, who evidently feels welcome enough to make a home here. )
"... You gonna be here long?" He's loosening his tie. Maybe it's worded poorly, but it's sort of a hopeful nonrequest; he's in favor of the answer being something along the lines of letting him know that Death has no other priorities.
... Other than entertaining an agent.
That's got to be the most egotistical thought he's ever had in his life.
"— Could do tea for us, if you like."
