sorry

it hurts biting my tongue

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

today i am john

[poisonalcohol]

@incandesceme

[britneyqueers]

SCREAMING

[silverhawk]

my date: hey im kinda hungry, u got anything for me to eat???? :)))

me: oh sure :)))

me: [walks over to my fridge and opens it]

me: the blue ones are my favorite u can have as many orange and purple ones as you want

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I don’t hang out with white dudes who use mustache wax anymore bc it’s only a matter of time b4 they fall in love with me and find out I’m gay and write a song on their…idk..their fuckin harpsichord or banjo or ukulele about the girl from the forest who broke their heart but also they don’t even like hiking

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

i know this seems oddly specific & that’s bc it is

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

3 times

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Snoop has done so much weed he’s on a higher plane of understanding.

[pussylipgloss]

*spends yet another day being honest and loyal*

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[carter-you-dick-deactivated2018]

where is he. i know he’s there where the fuck is he.

[nuka-rockit]

[forpiscesmoved-deactivated20200]

me at 4 am on a school night

[adhighdefinition]

reasons why i’m not accomplishing anything in life:

chronic forgetfulness

lack of motivation

no time management 

generally just who i am as a person

[akamxru]

im Waking Up,

to Ash and dust

i wipe my

ASS

and i

slAp my nUtS

[methyltheobromine-addict-deacti]

[magical-girl]

this is me

[deep-blue-supernova-blog]

anime can be saved now

[arielenhasarrived-deactivated20]

anime’s redemption story

[turnon]

we need a nintendogs app i am sick of living like this

[vincent-van-gtg]

[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[laderdesders1]

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

[loviely]

raise ur hand if You’re tryin real hard but it’s gettin worse n worse evryday

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

Do you think the monsters from Monsters Inc have had to start using internet memes to make kids laugh

[nannycanes]

Sully: Here comes dat boi! Mike: -comes in on a unicycle- oh shoot whaddup

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

Mike: *from behind door* Some

Mike: *bursts through door* BODY ONCE TOLD ME 

[teenscoolest]

follow teenscoolest for more!

[doktorgirlfriend]

Brain: You’re a horrible, worthless, garbage person, and your life is going nowhere but to hell.

Me: I don’t know what the fuck you expect me to do about that at 11PM, my dude.