♛ т н ё . в ї т c н ;;

( . B a r b i e . 2 1 . A l i v e . ) ❝ I’m the girl you’d die for. ❞ &&. so pull me closer, and kiss me hard — i’m gonna pop your bubblegum heart;; 🔊

[likethedoll]

( @beautifulbasketcase )

It was definitely a disappointment to see virtually no sign of a party being thrown at the Murder House. No talk of one. Barely any decorations. Practically nothing. This meant she was going to have to go out and search for one. See, the carnival was cute and all, but Barbie was looking for excitement --- and to accompany her on this little adventure, she wanted her bestie. Standing at the door of the Sigma Chi house, decked out in her costume, Barbie whipped her phone out and opened a new iMessage to ‘Twinsie 💋’. “Hey, bitch! I’m @ ur door. U better b ready!!!” She typed out, hitting send before crossing her arms and looking to the side. Quite frankly, she couldn’t be bothered to ring the doorbell.

[likethedoll]

( @casper-wickouski )

Passed out in the front yard four houses over from the college party she’d been attending, Barbie was sprawled out across the grass, snoring loudly. The bunny ears of her costume hung off to the side next to a pile of puke --- where her previously styled hair that took a good chunk of her Halloween to finish laid in. In her hand, her phone, lit with the drunken conversation she’d had with Casper. She may have been drunk, passed out, but what she’d texted to the boy was true. She’d felt sick and wanted him to take her back to the house.

[likethedoll]

Text || @Casper

Casper: okok just stay where you are I'll come get you

Barbie: on t a prblmo

Barbie: pls huyrry

[likethedoll]

Text || @Casper

Casper: jfc

Casper: Where's the party?

Barbie: ustja few b lcox away

Barbie: frm the hsuose

Barbie: jusut gte i n ur car nda fdin me pls

Barbie: i'm in gRASS U C ANT MSIS ME

Barbie: i wnana go hmome

[likethedoll]

Text || @Casper

Casper: I'm at the house...

Casper: u ok there babs?

Barbie: goddmiat i♥ todl u NOT to lcaf me taht

Barbie: wyh ru at teh hoseu??????????? thedrs a parytov r ehre

Barbie: i' m on eht 📫grass nd its cOLD

Barbie: u neead 2 get me

Barbie: i dnto fele good

[likethedoll]

Text || @Casper

Barbie: heiey per

Barbie: casrp 💋

Barbie: casper

Barbie: hey

Barbie: whreE U AT

[fox-mcalister]

Here’s the thing, Blondie. I know that if I try to come up with my own insult, I’ll just end up getting pegged as an asshole misogynist, or something… I mean, I’m sure you’re fully aware that you’re a complete and total bitch and probably just a shitty person right to your core, but I can’t say that without running the risk of you flipping out and cutting off my dick, or something.

[likethedoll]

Oh, you don’t have to worry about me cutting your dick off. I like it where it is.

[badreputaticn]

“85,” Win replied quickly, jacking up the price a good 10 bucks for the princess before her. From what she could tell, the blonde could afford it. “For the ounce.”

[likethedoll]

Immediately rolling her eyes, Barbie exhaled a scoff and subtly shook her head --- before looking down to her wallet and slipping out the asking price. “Whatever,” she voiced irritably, handing the cash out for the brunette. “If I can get my weed from someone other than that dickhead out front I’m grateful.”

[casper-wickouski]

Picking out a costume is an art, Babs. It takes time and patience. You can’t just rush someone into picking a sub-par costume.

[likethedoll]

...Art? You're kidding me, right? It’s a fucking costume. Anyway... what are doing here? Who let you in this store? And what the hell did you just call me?

[londonbreathes]

Okay, okay. This store blows anyway, I’ll just find something at Victoria’s Secret. They have a super cute Halloween line this year.

[likethedoll]

Uh, no shit? That’s where I got my bunny costume, duh. Is Victoria’s Secret not where I suggested we go in the first place? Ugh, none of this matters now. All I want is my chow mein.

[libelluette]

[likethedoll]

Could you, I don’t know, maybe hurry up a pick something out already? I’m starving and the Chinese restaurant closes at nine. Chop, chop.

[collegekashmiere-blog]

I think there’s a bat in the house.

[likethedoll]

...Oh, God! Where!? Did you actually see a fucking bat or are you just assuming?

[fox-mcalister]

You’re right. I’ll be sure to watch my mouth next time I comment on free, shitty beer, you fucking dickhead.

[likethedoll]

I’m sorry, is there an echo in here? Is it that hard for you to be creative you have to repeat what I say? All that wasted potential --- and you were so handsome, too.

[peter-franzoni-blog]

If ya want me tu, ah can.

[likethedoll]

…Nah, arriving too late to a party can sometimes be a social suicide. Now, I’m wondering why you stayed behind. Obviously you knew about the party before it got old. You could have left at anytime… but you didn’t, yet you were quick to offer in taking lil’ ol’ me. Why?

[rosalie--johnson]

At their greeting, Rosalie rolled her eyes– she never liked how girls greeted each other like that. It was one thing she never understood about them. When Barbie spoke to her, the ghost looked down at the floor, shrugging her shoulder. “I’m not sure what that’s supposed to mean,” she muttered.

[beautifulbasketcase]

Turning to face Rosalie when Barbie acknowledged her, the blonde shifted her gaze over to her bestie for a brief moment before looking back to the third blonde. “It’s okay, she’s with me.” Nat began, raising her hand to glance over her nails casually, though in a swift movement she gestured to the girl. “This is Rosalie, I thought she could hang out for a little while,” Natasha shrugged, glancing over to Barbie – curious to see her reaction to the new girl.

[likethedoll]

Barbie’s gaze shifted over to Nat at her chime in; her expression was that of a mildly disgusted one as she listened --- though when Rosalie was introduced, her attention shot back to her and she slowly relaxed her features. The blonde bitch scanned her opposite over, arching her brow by the time her eyes had made their way back up to meet Rosalie’s. “Whatever,” she voiced, rolling her eyes and looking back to her friend.

Quickly sweeping away the awkward meet and diving straight into her idea of fun, Barbie moved back to sit on her bed, crossing her legs, Indian-style, as a grin spread across her features. “So, have you heard anything over at Sigma Chi yet?” She started off --- in need of some serious gossip. “Word has it, everyone there is just a bunch of prudes, but that’s all I got on them! You, however, live there, so you must have some dirt on those mutants. Spill!”

[casper-wickouski]

“You must be fun at parties,” Casper muttered, hitting the start button on his controller and starting the game. “I bet you ten bucks you won’t last 15 minutes without dying,” he said, glancing over to the girl with a smirk.

[likethedoll]

“You bet your ass I am,” Barbie muttered back, glancing between her hands and the screen as she tested the buttons on her controller. When he hit the start button, her eyes glued ahead and she hunched over slightly in preparation. “You’re on.” She accepted --- her tone deep and challenging, before she began to play.