Darbit Express

Juvenile Delinquent, You're No Good | 18 | the outsiders trash | in love with Darry Curtis | will do stuff for attention 🐢

[arinharin-archive-blog]

ponyboy: hey everyone today my brother pushed me so im starting a kickstarter to put him down. the benefits of killing him would be i would get pushed way less

[pmcurtis]

Quote series: "I'm 👌 this close to becoming a stripper"

Darry, right after Ponyboy announced that he needed new shoes for the 6th time in one year because he keeps wearing them out 

[likezoinksdarry-blog]

Ponyboy: What's it like being married to Darry?

Two-Bit: Once I asked him for a glass of water while he was pissed at me. He brought me a glass of ice and said "wait".

[sorry-susan-theyre-all-gay]

Can I request Stevepop or Dar-Bit Headcanons please :)

why not both? ;)

STEVEPOP: -y'know that post floating around about them deciding they were gonna get married when they were little kids??? yup. that’s a thing. that’s an actual fucking thing -they both have definitely had crushes on each other for a LONG ASS TIME but only started dating when they were like teenagers -they didn’t even come out to each other but soda asked steve to be his boyfriend one day and steve was like “well it inly took you ten years -makeout sessions during break time at the DX -making each other lunch!!! -leaving love notes inside the lunch bags -(nsfw) steve tops the FUCK out of soda-*soda kisses steve* “whoa that was pretty gay”“you’re my boyfriend, steve” -cuddling during drive-in movies :)

DAR-BIT:-out of everyone in the gang to start dating no one EVER suspected darry and two-bit-two-bit admitted he had feelings for darry to dally and soda and steve one night while they were all drinking -they were all like shit. we gotta set them up -so! they tell darry they got him a blind date!!! and at first he’s super hesitant but they convince him to go -he’d so shook when he finds out it’s two-bit???-two literally gives him a single rose and goes “i know what you’re thinking and no this isn’t a joke” -feelings come out and darry admits he’s always felt something too,,,,,,,-“you dig okay, baby”-the date is a success!!! -afterwards they go back to the house -(nsfw) darry tops the FUCK out of two-bit -spooning!!! -hair stroking -soft kisses -“so…when should our second date be?

SORRY IF THESE ARE BAD IT’S 2 AM

(requests are open!)

[pmcurtisafterdark]

Who would bottom in Darbit?

Two-bit, and I’ll be honest, it’s mainly because Darry is kind of a boring bottom 

[likezoinksdarry-blog]

yo yo guys im gonna self-promo myself and say that if you like batman and his batsons, also other things, but mainly batman you should check out my rad blog @likezoinksbagans

[likezoinksdarry-blog]

Sodapop: I'm actually very fast at math

Ponyboy: What's 83 x 5

Sodapop: 61

Ponyboy: that wasn't even close

Sodapop: but it was fast

[skeletooning]

I know I said this blog is dead but I just wrote this out and here u go

Also cherry is called strawberry curtains cause of what valances are haha

[likezoinksdarry-blog]

The gang as texts I've sent to ppl

Ponyboy: stop cyberbullying me you actual gay

Sodapop: I threw up last week and it had like 3 buttons in it and I don't think I've slept straight since

Darry: I'm so,,, tired but fuk all of u I'm staying awake

Johnny: DON'T FUCKING YELL AT ME IM DELICATE AND FRAGILE YOU DICKFACED HOE

Dally: what the fuck is a health I only know Twinkies and depression

Steve: stop being a little bitch and love me god damn it

Two-bit: I JUST NUTTED IN 53828473 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES

+ Cherry: what's poppin, hoes, just got back from crying and doing drugs

[festivitynightmare]

The floor is loving all of the characters from The Outsiders* despite the mistakes they’ve made

*except Johnny’s parents, they can choke

[unhoelies]

ponyboy: *sneezes* darry: remember three years ago on April 17th, 6:47pm when i told you to bring a jacket?

[oldschoolteenflicks]

“I’ve been thinking about it, and that poem, that guy that wrote it, he meant you’re gold when you’re a kid, like green. When you’re a kid everything’s new, dawn. It’s just when you get used to everything that it’s day. Like the way you dig sunsets, Pony. That’s gold. Keep that way, it’s a good way to be.”

[wheretheartthou]

The Outsiders (1983) dir. Francis Ford Coppola

[patrick-swayze]

You and Ponyboy, if the fuzz show, beat it out of there. We’ll get jailed, but you two will get the boy’s home. Understand? Ain’t nobody gonna call the fuzz in this neighborhood!

[chillysweaters]

Can we talk about how he is basically a toddler like “oh you want this lemme hide it behind my back”

[harold-of-the-rocks]

[moonpixy]

how about a hc of pony & curly getting into a little spit in front of the curtis gang™ & then like one of them goes "i thought my boYfriend was supposed to support me!" and then like that's how they come our & the gang's like wht

-so they’ve managed to keep cool about their relationship around the gang-everything is behind closed doors-if ya know what I mean-they’re actually a really cute couple when they’re alone-small kisses -they actually cuddle-ponyboy is little spoon -they rarely go on dates -it’s mainly just them two smoking cigarettes and talking about God knows what -so it happens at the Curtis house -the Shepards came over and everything -it was for a huge football game and they’d all come over to watch it on the tv-so Steve’s the one who ruins everything -Steve’s my baby daddy and all but he has a big mouth -he says to Curly - “hey I didn’t know you were dating again”-Ponyboy’s head snaps the fuck up-curly plays it really cool -cool curly™- “what are you talking about”- “oh I saw you with that girl. Carol? Karen?- “we were just talking”-ponyboy can’t keep his cool - “talking about what?”- “…homework”- “since when do you do homework”- “since now”- “bullshit”-everyone’s so confused - “don’t bullshit me curly”-curlys trying to get him to calm down- “ponyboy…what’s the big d e a l”-pony can’t take a hint if it came up to him with a name tag and slapped him in the face- “if you’re talking to people you don’t need to hide it”- “pony…”- “I mean I thought my boyfriend was supposed to t e l l me these things!”-Darry’s like wHAT-Soda is still confused -Dallas doesn’t give any fucks -two bit is staring at his shoe-Johnny knew everything already because it’s Johnny-Steve is enjoying it all too much - “nice ponyboy just nice”-Angela’s like - “yeah curly support your fucking boyfriend”-curlys so fucking done with it all -Darry comes back from his out of body experience- “you’re dating C U R L Y?”- “uh…yeah”- “…”- “…”- “I hope you haven’t been sneaking out after curfew”- “uh…no?”-Darry really doesn’t care that it’s a guy -he just cares about curfew and that shit-because it’s fucking Darry -it’s quiet for a split second until Steve yells - “T O U C H D O W N”- “really?!”- “no it was just getting awkward in here”-Ponyboy’s still not over it - “so this carol?”- “you’re an annoying little prick you know that right?”- “and you’re the prick dating me”