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pitbolshevik

i think junie b jones would kill greg heffley in a fight

somethingusefulfromflorida

She's like 6 years old, Greg's at least 12, maybe 13. She's ornery for sure, but he's wily. He could take her, easy

pitbolshevik

she would bite his jugular like a feral dog and he would die

shes-ghostface

“My child is fine.”

Your child is emotionally attached and attracted to a humanoid monster with a metal triangle for a fucking head

claired3lune

jimsharbour

gather round, it’s kiss kieran o’clock😌

inthemiddleofmymidnight

And the woman, Victoria.

Don’t underestimate her.

lycanthology

elderly young people what are ur loudest joints mine are probably wrists and shoulders

#my knees are loudest #but my ankles are the most consistent

flagellant

i understand the inherent sexiness of putting yourself into mortal danger but please stop prancing into faerie rings and offering your true name to any passing pixie who happens to be there in hopes of escaping the cruel grip of capitalism

probablytieflingrpgideas

martindykewood

when you see someone from high school and they don’t recognize you that’s the exact opposite of the mortifying ordeal of being known. the gratifying relief of being forgotten

weaver-z

Obsessed with Eartha Kitt’s absolute power move of risking her entire career to drag Lyndon B. Johnson’s bitch ass so hard that his wife started crying