Cage The Songbird

Hey there! I'm not even really sure what this blog is. It's full of movies, books, games, gifs, TMNT, Coldplay, and a thorough love of sarcasm and Anna Kendrick, among other things. Enjoy!

[celeryman6]

meet Tusky, the friendliest half-orc around 🥒 high res and nsfw variations on my Patreon!

[rnarccus]

I keep making my OCs into werewolves, but I don't think they mind so much 💦

[nsfw]

[cognitohazardous]

dogs love using their horizontal nature to stand in front of you

[thisauthorisscreaming]

Fun fact: I was in a house with my boss and her son with whom I was about to go on a date (long story) and they have Great Pyrenees. BIG dog. One of them figures out right quick that I'm a sucker and keeps standing in front of me, using his Large Horizontal Nature to block the door. The guy and my boss start tugging him away, chastising him, and I say, "No, no - watch this."

I slowly rotate. The dog, anticipating forward motion, walks around to block me. I step backwards through the door and the dog is left standing, shocked at my escape. They (dog owners) had apparently never thought of that.

Defy the horizontal nature. Rotate.

[unyieldingsilence]

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[cognitohazardous]

[timcurrysbooty]

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

[takiki16]

NO FEAR.  The actors who played Long John Silver and Captain Flint in Black Sails FULLY ACKOWLEDGE that the Muppet adaptation was the best

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[saint-batrick]

[amuseoffyre]

Okay, so fun thing - our friends taped it from Sky for us when it premiered there way back in the 90s before we had the VHS. I have no idea why, but there was a little 10-15 minute behind the scenes thing (that may or may not be on the DVD. Would need to go hunting) but basically, they were “interviewing the cast”, so Piggy and Kermit and Tim were all there being filmed separately in talking heads sections.

The interviewer raised speculation of an on-set romance between Piggy and Tim Curry. Kermit flailed, Piggy tried to be coy and Tim frigging Curry gave the most wickedly mischievous look straight into the camera and said “Well I do love a bacon roll”

20+ years ago, I saw that and I cackle every time I think of it.

[edenfenixblogs]

@will-write-for-food !!!!!!

[cameoliob]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Edit: i just put in the version w audio lmaooi

[cameoliob]

Leave some room for jesus, my GOD

[dysfunctional-doodle]

TMNT commission dump! I don’t usually show commissions but I love these designs - LOOK AT THEM <3

-> Commissions || My Kofi || Tip Jar :) <-

All credit of the designs goes to the customer obviously! I am just very happy I got to draw these guys. Leo and Mikey have already been posted I believe, though I can’t remember 😅

[shellsweet]

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[pillow-boi]

When people ask me who I ship Ike with

[cyareclonestwo]

locks for fish month :]

[muscleluvr4-deactivated20140223]

why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????

[wariolands-blog]

when u see it u turn 360 degrees and walk away

[viseriontargaryen]

turning 360 degrees would face you right back to the xbox you dipshit

[davekat-deactivated20130315-dea]

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

this post somehow still in circulation despite everyone involved being deactivated

[phillipfancypants]

You must be new here

[celeryman6]

my OC Tusky on vacation 🌴🌌

full hi-res, uncensored version on my Patreon!

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[celeryman6]

my OC Seamus, snowed in on valentine's day but making the most of it 🍀 full hi-res uncropped, uncensored version on my patreon!

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[celeryman6]

I made it onto tumblr!! 💚💚💚 I'll get more of my art posted over here soon!

[lasats-are-lovely]

when the cute lasat wont let you carry his bo-rifle because you’ve actively been trying to capture him for like a year and he rightfully doesn’t trust you

[shellsweet]

TURTLES COUNT IT OFF!

Happy 20th Anniversary to the show that started my life-long TMNT fixation!

2/8/2003 - 2/8/2023

🐢💙🐢🧡🐢💜🐢❤

[losthavenmine]

Van Helsing (2004)

[the-acid-pear]

@eyerolls-the-view