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someone asked me if i was into humiliation

i like being slapped around and spit and pissed on and made into a pathetic mess but only after ive been told how precious i am

i like being “daddys filthy slut” but i dont like being a “worthless ugly bitch”

i guess i enjoy like, the loving kind of humiliation? like its fun to make a fool out of myself for someone else’s enjoyment, as long as they assure me of my worth and tell me i’m a princess while i’m doing it.

lil-miss-apples

@onedom

pnwzig

Sweet little baby

bluntburningprincess

SLOSHEDDDD

babegirlkitty

Buy HIM pizza, play with HIS hair, take HIM out on a date.

Guys want to be taken care of too.

deebott

Eat HIS PUSSY!

frank-j-outdoorsman

classichorrorblog

House On Haunted Hill Directed by William Castle (1959)

the-sky-traveler

my brother is teaching his cat how to high five by giving her a treat every time she successfully taps her hand to his hand, which is all well and good, but now she thinks that she is entitled to food every time she high fives someone. i can’t eat in the same room as her anymore because she’ll just bap my hand rapid fire and then go nyoom straight in for my pizza like no Kelly that’s illegal go finish ur own dinner

anonymous-bosch

“No Kelly, that’s illegal.”

askragtatter

So, a while back, I was using clicker-training to teach my cat Taz tricks. She learned very quickly and it was a good experience all around, but we had to hide the clicker.

Taz had learned that the clicker meant she got treats. So she would find it, carry it up to people, step on it to make it click, and then SCREAM AT THEM to give her the treats she was clearly owed because the clicker had made a sound.

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Cats

wandering-tangents

Pavlov is rolling over laughing in his grave.

dreamiedaddy

There is truly nothing like sitting your little princess on your lap so she faces you and embracing her tight with your arms. Just as she wraps herself around you and clings onto you, then buries her face deep into your shoulder. You rub her back and gently swap side to side, while giving her the occasional kiss on the cheek.

Sometimes a little needs that, to feel safe, to feel secure, to feel innocent, to feel like the little girl that she is, and to feel the love her Daddy has for her.

Sometimes Daddies need that to feel like he is her gentle nurturer, to feel like he is her protector, to feel like her emotional rock, to feel the trust his little one has for him, and to feel the love his little one has for him.

To those blowing up my inbox...

I see you.

I appreciate you.

I'm saving these messages forever.

And here comes the depression to save the day

simplytolkien

la-laborista-republiko

lieutenantfish

yes… YES

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fucking incredible

daddys-chaton-noir

Can you tell us about a time when DM just knocked you off your feet?

a couple weeks ago he told me to do something & instead of just doing it, i ran. 🤷🏾‍♀️well he snatched my little ass right off the ground & tossed me onto the bed & before i could bounce back off, he climbed on top of me & it didn’t matter what i did then, i wasn’t getting away

& that was a time he swept me off my feet.

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It’s so cute when you think you can escape me.

daddys-chaton-noir

i’m running really fast next time

daddysmaison-deactivated2019061

Just means you’ll be snatched harder.

simiperfect

Awww 😍

bobertlutece

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it

lizatonix

There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.

It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.

simiperfect

Always reblog