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mezepheles-official

(a knock hits the door where they are)

i hate to interrupt anything, but i have something to tell you mez

@ravenkeeper-official

What... what is it? Why would you speak to me?

ravenkeeper-official

well, im actually the lleech host, its me, im the demon. I thought id let one of my mist loyal minions know

(he whistles and a large amount of birds circle him, creating a quite menacing silhouette)

mezepheles-official

Right. Got it. That makes sense. Why'd you change hosts so soon?

ravenkeeper-official

well the puzzlemaster was on the brink of death so i didn't want to risk anything, nobody would suspect the ravenkeeper

(he laughs menacingly)

so yeah.. thats why!

mezepheles-official

No, yeah, I get that, but why would you switch from your most recent host? You came to me in another form like yesterday.

ravenkeeper-official

what... Oh! yes, that.. they didnt work either, they figured out, so yes, im here now

mezepheles-official

Who figured out?

ravenkeeper-official

them... the most recent host.. yeah

but the switch kind of made my memory fuzzy, who were my other minions again?

mezepheles-official

Of course. There's the dead Cerenovus, the Wizard who is claiming Pixie, and our most secretive minion, the Boomdandy who is pretending to be the Plague Doctor. Best of luck in your new form, master.

ravenkeeper-official

good to know!

(he runs away laughing)

mezepheles-official

(Mez closed the door, shaking her head)

Who does he think he is...

cerenovus-official

That was the most pathetic bluffing I’ve ever heard, and I heard the Lycanthrope bluffing Farmer thing.

mezepheles-official

Me or Ravenkeeper?

cerenovus-official

Ravenkeeper! Does he actually think he’s fooling any one of us?

mezepheles-official

With any luck, yes.

lleech-official

i wouldn't even act like that if i was bluffing myself

mezepheles-official

Yeah, I didn't think they were you for a second. What does he think he is, the Magician?

lleech-official

the only magic going on in that madman's head is whatever bird food he's snorting to get that idea

cerenovus-official

I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s actually snorting bird food.

mezepheles-official

Birds can't taste spice, but it can lead to vivid dreams.

cerenovus-official

…Huh?

mezepheles-official

For humans. Birds can't taste spice because plants evolved capcasin to deter mammalian predators.

cerenovus-official

But what does that have to do with… anything? Am I missing something?

mezepheles-official

Well, it must have been a vivid dream that made him think that bluff was a good idea!

cerenovus-official

…Huh.

mezepheles-official

(Dramatic sigh)

I know, it wasn't my best. Now how's your soup?

cerenovus-official

It’s… certainly affected by this stupid illness, but I think it’s good. Of course… can’t be sure if I can only breathe through my mouth.

mezepheles-official

Still, I appreciate it

cerenovus-official

…Thanks for the soup, though.

mezepheles-official

Any time.

cerenovus-official

[Nova just smiled, before getting a tissue and blowing her nose.]

…How much of this stuff can humans even produce?

mezepheles-official

A near infinite amount it would seem. Your body will probably turn the soup into more mucus.

cerenovus-official

Oh my god.

mezepheles-official

The sick human body demands fluids and then just makes mucus out of it. Terribly inefficient.

cerenovus-official

I can’t tell if you’re kidding me or not.

mezepheles-official

Me neither, Nova. Me neither.

cerenovus-official

HUH?

mezepheles-official

What? I just... I was half joking, only I don't actually know if it was half or more.

cerenovus-official

Oh…

mezepheles-official

What did you think I meant?

cerenovus-official

I… don’t know.

mezepheles-official

Well, you seemed concerned...

cerenovus-official

I… don’t talk about it. I know I’m broken.

mezepheles-official

Broken doesn't mean invalid.

cerenovus-official

…I was just concerned when you basically said you didn’t know if you were kidding me or not.

mezepheles-official

I suppose it makes sense. We have been having a lot of existential crises lately.

cerenovus-official

There are so many questions that even I can’t answer. How did I… end up so confused?

mezepheles-official

Welcome to Ravenswood Bluff.

cerenovus-official

But I… wait… shut up Nova, you’ll make a fool of yourself.

mezepheles-official

Well now I'm intrigued and you have to say it.

cerenovus-official

It’s stupid. It’s stupid. I’m stupid… I’m broken… I’m falling apart… I’m dying… I can already feel the fires of hell consuming me.

mezepheles-official

You're sick. It will get better with time. Let me get you a cool cloth.

cerenovus-official

Oh… I think my cooling system’s malfunctioning…

mezepheles-official

Yep. Cool cloth. Here you go.

cerenovus-official

Thanks…

mezepheles-official

(Mez put the cloth on Nova's forehead)

This should help with your fever.

cerenovus-official

Again, thanks…

mezepheles-official

You really are burning up, huh?

cerenovus-official

…How bad is it?

mezepheles-official

Quite. I'm no thermometer, but it's definitely over 100° Fahrenheit. But look on the bright side. The fever is usually the worst right before you get better!

cerenovus-official

…Huh. Well, that’s a good sign… achoo!

mezepheles-official

Indeed it is. Is there anything else you need?

cerenovus-official

Not really… ah… achoo! achoo! Ok… maybe some help.

mezepheles-official

Help? Do you mean help getting comfortable and getting to sleep?

cerenovus-official

Yes. Unfortunately, this god damn nose has OTHER IDEAS!

mezepheles-official

Well, having a bowl here can't help. I'll bus the dishes and I'll be right with you.

(Mez took the dishes and put them in the sink, checking in with Lil Monsta on the way back to se how it was doing with its meat feast)

lil-monsta-official

Mmmmhhhhhnnnn…

(Lil’ Monsta had a tummy ache. Turns out it has a stomach...)

mezepheles-official

Yeah. That's what happens when you don't listen to your body. I am sorry you're hurting though. Is there any left over?

lil-monsta-official

Grrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh…

(I’m assuming that’s a no.)

mezepheles-official

The bag of meat scraps was like twice your size. I feel like this breaks the law of conservation of mass somehow.

lil-monsta-official

Mrrrrrrr…

mezepheles-official

Well, I'm going to go... help Nova get some sleep. So I'll be in the bedroom if you need me, but try not to be too noisy.

lil-monsta-official

Mmmmmmmkay…

mezepheles-official

(Mez gave Lil Monsta a gentle pat)

I hope you enjoyed your feast while it lasted, little prince of darkness.

lil-monsta-official

Hehe… ngh…

(Lil’ Monsta grumbled a bit before coughing up a mixture of ink and meat… and then it ate it again. Ew!)

mezepheles-official

Well. I suppose I'll let you get back to... trying to keep all that meat inside of you. Good luck with that. Try to keep it out of my carpet.

lil-monsta-official

Mmnkay…

mezepheles-official

(Mez nodded and then went back to her bedroom)

I should change out of these clothes and into something more comfortable...

cerenovus-official

[Nova was getting some tissues and blowing her nose.]

Oh… hey Mez. How’s the little one, if you don’t mind me asking?

mezepheles-official

Complaining about a stomachache. It somehow managed to eat all of the meat I brought it. I'm still convinced it has a void in its stomach, or somehow has one strong enough to compress the food to be super dense or something...

cerenovus-official

…ALL of it? What the hell?

mezepheles-official

Yeah. Hold on.

(Mez went back to Lil Monsta and gently lifted it up, trying to get a sense for the weight, since he carried the meat, and she has also lifted Lil Monsta before.)

lil-monsta-official

(It was certainly heavier than normal…)

Blegh…

(And it should probably be set down ASAP.)

mezepheles-official

(Mez quickly and gently set it down)

Sorry about that, your highness.

lil-monsta-official

Mmmmnnnggghhh…

mezepheles-official

Strange creature. You look no different. Where did it go?

(Mez went back to the bedroom)

cerenovus-official

Soooooo… what was that about?

mezepheles-official

Science. Don't worry about it. Now, I just need to go to the bathroom to change into nightclothes.

cerenovus-official

Huh.

mezepheles-official

What? Would you rather I change in here with your eyes closed?

cerenovus-official

No! No, of course not… that’d be extremely weird… I was more curious about the science thing.

mezepheles-official

I was just yanking your chain.

(Mez gets some clothes and leaves the room)

cerenovus-official

That was… extremely weird.

mezepheles-official

(Mez came back in a minute later in his nightgown)

You better not have changed your mind.

cerenovus-official

I haven’t! Don’t worry!

mezepheles-official

(Mez got into bed)

cerenovus-official

[Nova started to cuddle Mez, making sure her face wasn’t touching her.]

mezepheles-official

(Mez gently held Nova)

Comfortable?

cerenovus-official

Yeah…

mezepheles-official

I'm glad to hear it.

cerenovus-official

I hope I’ll recover soon… this sucks… it sucks…

mezepheles-official

Yes. Being sick is not a good time.

cerenovus-official

I hate it… I want to stop sneezing… and I want to… achoo!

mezepheles-official

Just try to get some rest.

cerenovus-official

Ok… could you try checking on the little monster every once in a while… if you’re ok with doing so?

mezepheles-official

If me escaping your hold to get out of bed won't wake you...

cerenovus-official

I don’t think it will… if I’m asleep for long enough.

mezepheles-official

Alright. I think I know what your clockwork sounds like when you're in deep sleep by now.

cerenovus-official

Ok… good… afternoon, I guess.

[Nova was drifting off to sleep…]

mezepheles-official

(Mez held Nova close and waited...)

cerenovus-official

[It took a few minutes for Nova to actually fall asleep. Then around an hour to get to…]

POWER OFF.

mezepheles-official

Finally.

(Mez got out of bed and went to check on LilMon)

lil-monsta-official

(Lil’ Monsta was sitting near the window, taking notes…)

Someone is… semtative at the fwont of hew neck… hehe…

(It still seemed to be in a bit of discomfort, though.)

mezepheles-official

Huh. I wasn't expecting you to take this sort of initiative. Have you decided you enjoy people watching?

lil-monsta-official

Is the only fing to do…

mezepheles-official

Oh right. I forgot I'm talking to the one child without an ounce of creativity.

Well, you're doing good work. What have you learned so far?

lil-monsta-official

One ‘f the giwls in the twio is senbative at the fwont of hew neck. It feels wike stwangling to hew… but I haven’ found out which giwl it is…

mezepheles-official

How did you find that out? Aren't they at the Inn?

lil-monsta-official

Demon powews! Hehehe… cough cough…

(Lil’ Monsta coughed up more ink and meat and started eating it again.)

mezepheles-official

Okay. Well if you want to read a book instead, let me know.

lil-monsta-official

Okaay! But will my info hewlp you?

mezepheles-official

I mean... I'm not in the business of throat chopping.

lil-monsta-official

(Lil’ Monsta looked upset…)

mezepheles-official

But I'm sure I could find some use for this information. Just don't tell Nova.

lil-monsta-official

…Why?

mezepheles-official

Because she'll assume it's proof of...

It's not important.

lil-monsta-official

Huh?

mezepheles-official

Nothing.

lil-monsta-official

Well now I’m cuwious!

mezepheles-official

Don't worry about it.

lil-monsta-official

I’m gunna find out.

mezepheles-official

No you are not.

lil-monsta-official

I gotta get bettew at demon-ing… somehow.

mezepheles-official

Well, this is not the way to do it.

lil-monsta-official

How, den?

mezepheles-official

Well, your deception skills could use work.

lil-monsta-official

Hm?

mezepheles-official

Lying is the most important thing for demons. You could be completely incapable of killing and still exterminate a town by turning them against each other.

lil-monsta-official

Ooh! That’s vewy… ouuugh…

mezepheles-official

Stomach still hurting you?

lil-monsta-official

Yeah…

mezepheles-official

What would you do if you wanted to pretend like it wasn't hurting?

lil-monsta-official

I dunno… hide the pain… um… do stuff nowmally? Uh…

mezepheles-official

And find a believable reason for why you can't do things you'd normally do.

Oh yeeeeah!

Any ideas?

Umm… ngh…

Right. Just try not to die. Perhaps you could use a nap?

lil-monsta-official

I dunno if I can sleep… it huwts…

mezepheles-official

Well, just take it easy.

lil-monsta-official

Mmmmnnnnkaaaaay…

(Lil’ Monsta ended up, once again, coughing up more ink-meat sludge… stuff… but this time, it didn’t try eating it again.)

mezepheles-official

(Mez cleaned it up with a paper towel and threw it away)

Eugh...

lil-monsta-official

Nnnghhh…

mezepheles-official

If you have to do that again, let me know and I'll take you to the bathroom

lil-monsta-official

Okaaaaayyyy…

mezepheles-official

Is there anything you need from me right now?

lil-monsta-official

…No…

mezepheles-official

Alright, then. Hang in there, little tyrant.

lil-monsta-official

Hehehehe…

#blood on the clocktower #officialverse

mezepheles-official

(a knock hits the door where they are)

i hate to interrupt anything, but i have something to tell you mez

@ravenkeeper-official

What... what is it? Why would you speak to me?

ravenkeeper-official

well, im actually the lleech host, its me, im the demon. I thought id let one of my mist loyal minions know

(he whistles and a large amount of birds circle him, creating a quite menacing silhouette)

mezepheles-official

Right. Got it. That makes sense. Why'd you change hosts so soon?

ravenkeeper-official

well the puzzlemaster was on the brink of death so i didn't want to risk anything, nobody would suspect the ravenkeeper

(he laughs menacingly)

so yeah.. thats why!

mezepheles-official

No, yeah, I get that, but why would you switch from your most recent host? You came to me in another form like yesterday.

ravenkeeper-official

what... Oh! yes, that.. they didnt work either, they figured out, so yes, im here now

mezepheles-official

Who figured out?

ravenkeeper-official

them... the most recent host.. yeah

but the switch kind of made my memory fuzzy, who were my other minions again?

mezepheles-official

Of course. There's the dead Cerenovus, the Wizard who is claiming Pixie, and our most secretive minion, the Boomdandy who is pretending to be the Plague Doctor. Best of luck in your new form, master.

ravenkeeper-official

good to know!

(he runs away laughing)

mezepheles-official

(Mez closed the door, shaking her head)

Who does he think he is...

cerenovus-official

That was the most pathetic bluffing I’ve ever heard, and I heard the Lycanthrope bluffing Farmer thing.

mezepheles-official

Me or Ravenkeeper?

cerenovus-official

Ravenkeeper! Does he actually think he’s fooling any one of us?

mezepheles-official

With any luck, yes.

lleech-official

i wouldn't even act like that if i was bluffing myself

mezepheles-official

Yeah, I didn't think they were you for a second. What does he think he is, the Magician?

lleech-official

the only magic going on in that madman's head is whatever bird food he's snorting to get that idea

cerenovus-official

I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s actually snorting bird food.

mezepheles-official

Birds can't taste spice, but it can lead to vivid dreams.

cerenovus-official

…Huh?

mezepheles-official

For humans. Birds can't taste spice because plants evolved capcasin to deter mammalian predators.

cerenovus-official

But what does that have to do with… anything? Am I missing something?

mezepheles-official

Well, it must have been a vivid dream that made him think that bluff was a good idea!

cerenovus-official

…Huh.

mezepheles-official

(Dramatic sigh)

I know, it wasn't my best. Now how's your soup?

cerenovus-official

It’s… certainly affected by this stupid illness, but I think it’s good. Of course… can’t be sure if I can only breathe through my mouth.

mezepheles-official

Still, I appreciate it

cerenovus-official

…Thanks for the soup, though.

mezepheles-official

Any time.

cerenovus-official

[Nova just smiled, before getting a tissue and blowing her nose.]

…How much of this stuff can humans even produce?

mezepheles-official

A near infinite amount it would seem. Your body will probably turn the soup into more mucus.

cerenovus-official

Oh my god.

mezepheles-official

The sick human body demands fluids and then just makes mucus out of it. Terribly inefficient.

cerenovus-official

I can’t tell if you’re kidding me or not.

mezepheles-official

Me neither, Nova. Me neither.

cerenovus-official

HUH?

mezepheles-official

What? I just... I was half joking, only I don't actually know if it was half or more.

cerenovus-official

Oh…

mezepheles-official

What did you think I meant?

cerenovus-official

I… don’t know.

mezepheles-official

Well, you seemed concerned...

cerenovus-official

I… don’t talk about it. I know I’m broken.

mezepheles-official

Broken doesn't mean invalid.

cerenovus-official

…I was just concerned when you basically said you didn’t know if you were kidding me or not.

mezepheles-official

I suppose it makes sense. We have been having a lot of existential crises lately.

cerenovus-official

There are so many questions that even I can’t answer. How did I… end up so confused?

mezepheles-official

Welcome to Ravenswood Bluff.

cerenovus-official

But I… wait… shut up Nova, you’ll make a fool of yourself.

mezepheles-official

Well now I'm intrigued and you have to say it.

cerenovus-official

It’s stupid. It’s stupid. I’m stupid… I’m broken… I’m falling apart… I’m dying… I can already feel the fires of hell consuming me.

mezepheles-official

You're sick. It will get better with time. Let me get you a cool cloth.

cerenovus-official

Oh… I think my cooling system’s malfunctioning…

mezepheles-official

Yep. Cool cloth. Here you go.

cerenovus-official

Thanks…

mezepheles-official

(Mez put the cloth on Nova's forehead)

This should help with your fever.

cerenovus-official

Again, thanks…

mezepheles-official

You really are burning up, huh?

cerenovus-official

…How bad is it?

mezepheles-official

Quite. I'm no thermometer, but it's definitely over 100° Fahrenheit. But look on the bright side. The fever is usually the worst right before you get better!

cerenovus-official

…Huh. Well, that’s a good sign… achoo!

mezepheles-official

Indeed it is. Is there anything else you need?

cerenovus-official

Not really… ah… achoo! achoo! Ok… maybe some help.

mezepheles-official

Help? Do you mean help getting comfortable and getting to sleep?

cerenovus-official

Yes. Unfortunately, this god damn nose has OTHER IDEAS!

mezepheles-official

Well, having a bowl here can't help. I'll bus the dishes and I'll be right with you.

(Mez took the dishes and put them in the sink, checking in with Lil Monsta on the way back to se how it was doing with its meat feast)

lil-monsta-official

Mmmmhhhhhnnnn…

(Lil’ Monsta had a tummy ache. Turns out it has a stomach...)

mezepheles-official

Yeah. That's what happens when you don't listen to your body. I am sorry you're hurting though. Is there any left over?

lil-monsta-official

Grrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh…

(I’m assuming that’s a no.)

mezepheles-official

The bag of meat scraps was like twice your size. I feel like this breaks the law of conservation of mass somehow.

lil-monsta-official

Mrrrrrrr…

mezepheles-official

Well, I'm going to go... help Nova get some sleep. So I'll be in the bedroom if you need me, but try not to be too noisy.

lil-monsta-official

Mmmmmmmkay…

mezepheles-official

(Mez gave Lil Monsta a gentle pat)

I hope you enjoyed your feast while it lasted, little prince of darkness.

lil-monsta-official

Hehe… ngh…

(Lil’ Monsta grumbled a bit before coughing up a mixture of ink and meat… and then it ate it again. Ew!)

mezepheles-official

Well. I suppose I'll let you get back to... trying to keep all that meat inside of you. Good luck with that. Try to keep it out of my carpet.

lil-monsta-official

Mmnkay…

mezepheles-official

(Mez nodded and then went back to her bedroom)

I should change out of these clothes and into something more comfortable...

cerenovus-official

[Nova was getting some tissues and blowing her nose.]

Oh… hey Mez. How’s the little one, if you don’t mind me asking?

mezepheles-official

cerenovus-official

…ALL of it? What the hell?

mezepheles-official

Yeah. Hold on.

(Mez went back to Lil Monsta and gently lifted it up, trying to get a sense for the weight, since he carried the meat, and she has also lifted Lil Monsta before.)

lil-monsta-official

(It was certainly heavier than normal…)

Blegh…

(And it should probably be set down ASAP.)

mezepheles-official

(Mez quickly and gently set it down)

Sorry about that, your highness.

lil-monsta-official

Mmmmnnnggghhh…

mezepheles-official

Strange creature. You look no different. Where did it go?

(Mez went back to the bedroom)

cerenovus-official

Soooooo… what was that about?

mezepheles-official

Science. Don't worry about it. Now, I just need to go to the bathroom to change into nightclothes.

cerenovus-official

Huh.

mezepheles-official

What? Would you rather I change in here with your eyes closed?

cerenovus-official

No! No, of course not… that’d be extremely weird… I was more curious about the science thing.

mezepheles-official

I was just yanking your chain.

(Mez gets some clothes and leaves the room)

cerenovus-official

That was… extremely weird.

mezepheles-official

(Mez came back in a minute later in his nightgown)

You better not have changed your mind.

cerenovus-official

I haven’t! Don’t worry!

mezepheles-official

(Mez got into bed)

cerenovus-official

[Nova started to cuddle Mez, making sure her face wasn’t touching her.]

mezepheles-official

(Mez gently held Nova)

Comfortable?

cerenovus-official

Yeah…

mezepheles-official

I'm glad to hear it.

cerenovus-official

I hope I’ll recover soon… this sucks… it sucks…

mezepheles-official

Yes. Being sick is not a good time.

cerenovus-official

I hate it… I want to stop sneezing… and I want to… achoo!

mezepheles-official

Just try to get some rest.

cerenovus-official

Ok… could you try checking on the little monster every once in a while… if you’re ok with doing so?

mezepheles-official

If me escaping your hold to get out of bed won't wake you...

cerenovus-official

I don’t think it will… if I’m asleep for long enough.

mezepheles-official

Alright. I think I know what your clockwork sounds like when you're in deep sleep by now.

cerenovus-official

Ok… good… afternoon, I guess.

[Nova was drifting off to sleep…]

mezepheles-official

(Mez held Nova close and waited...)

cerenovus-official

[It took a few minutes for Nova to actually fall asleep. Then around an hour to get to…]

POWER OFF.

mezepheles-official

Finally.

(Mez got out of bed and went to check on LilMon)

lil-monsta-official

(Lil’ Monsta was sitting near the window, taking notes…)

Someone is… semtative at the fwont of hew neck… hehe…

(It still seemed to be in a bit of discomfort, though.)

mezepheles-official

Huh. I wasn't expecting you to take this sort of initiative. Have you decided you enjoy people watching?

lil-monsta-official

Is the only fing to do…

mezepheles-official

Oh right. I forgot I'm talking to the one child without an ounce of creativity.

Well, you're doing good work. What have you learned so far?

lil-monsta-official

One ‘f the giwls in the twio is senbative at the fwont of hew neck. It feels wike stwangling to hew… but I haven’ found out which giwl it is…

mezepheles-official

How did you find that out? Aren't they at the Inn?

lil-monsta-official

Demon powews! Hehehe… cough cough…

(Lil’ Monsta coughed up more ink and meat and started eating it again.)

mezepheles-official

Okay. Well if you want to read a book instead, let me know.

lil-monsta-official

Okaay! But will my info hewlp you?

mezepheles-official

I mean... I'm not in the business of throat chopping.

lil-monsta-official

(Lil’ Monsta looked upset…)

mezepheles-official

But I'm sure I could find some use for this information. Just don't tell Nova.

lil-monsta-official

…Why?

mezepheles-official

Because she'll assume it's proof of...

It's not important.

lil-monsta-official

Huh?

mezepheles-official

Nothing.

lil-monsta-official

Well now I’m cuwious!

mezepheles-official

Don't worry about it.

lil-monsta-official

I’m gunna find out.

mezepheles-official

No you are not.

lil-monsta-official

I gotta get bettew at demon-ing… somehow.

mezepheles-official

Well, this is not the way to do it.

lil-monsta-official

How, den?

mezepheles-official

Well, your deception skills could use work.

lil-monsta-official

Hm?

mezepheles-official

Lying is the most important thing for demons. You could be completely incapable of killing and still exterminate a town by turning them against each other.

lil-monsta-official

Ooh! That’s vewy… ouuugh…

mezepheles-official

Stomach still hurting you?

lil-monsta-official

Yeah…

mezepheles-official

What would you do if you wanted to pretend like it wasn't hurting?

lil-monsta-official

I dunno… hide the pain… um… do stuff nowmally? Uh…

mezepheles-official

And find a believable reason for why you can't do things you'd normally do.

Oh yeeeeah!

Any ideas?

Umm… ngh…

Right. Just try not to die. Perhaps you could use a nap?

lil-monsta-official

I dunno if I can sleep… it huwts…

mezepheles-official

Well, just take it easy.

lil-monsta-official

Mmmmnnnnkaaaaay…

(Lil’ Monsta ended up, once again, coughing up more ink-meat sludge… stuff… but this time, it didn’t try eating it again.)

mezepheles-official

(Mez cleaned it up with a paper towel and threw it away)

Eugh...

lil-monsta-official

Nnnghhh…

mezepheles-official

If you have to do that again, let me know and I'll take you to the bathroom

lil-monsta-official

Okaaaaayyyy…

mezepheles-official

Is there anything you need from me right now?

lil-monsta-official

…No…

#blood on the clocktower #officialverse

mezepheles-official

(a knock hits the door where they are)

i hate to interrupt anything, but i have something to tell you mez

@ravenkeeper-official

What... what is it? Why would you speak to me?

ravenkeeper-official

well, im actually the lleech host, its me, im the demon. I thought id let one of my mist loyal minions know

(he whistles and a large amount of birds circle him, creating a quite menacing silhouette)

mezepheles-official

Right. Got it. That makes sense. Why'd you change hosts so soon?

ravenkeeper-official

well the puzzlemaster was on the brink of death so i didn't want to risk anything, nobody would suspect the ravenkeeper

(he laughs menacingly)

so yeah.. thats why!

mezepheles-official

No, yeah, I get that, but why would you switch from your most recent host? You came to me in another form like yesterday.

ravenkeeper-official

what... Oh! yes, that.. they didnt work either, they figured out, so yes, im here now

mezepheles-official

Who figured out?

ravenkeeper-official

them... the most recent host.. yeah

but the switch kind of made my memory fuzzy, who were my other minions again?

mezepheles-official

Of course. There's the dead Cerenovus, the Wizard who is claiming Pixie, and our most secretive minion, the Boomdandy who is pretending to be the Plague Doctor. Best of luck in your new form, master.

ravenkeeper-official

good to know!

(he runs away laughing)

mezepheles-official

(Mez closed the door, shaking her head)

Who does he think he is...

cerenovus-official

That was the most pathetic bluffing I’ve ever heard, and I heard the Lycanthrope bluffing Farmer thing.

mezepheles-official

Me or Ravenkeeper?

cerenovus-official

Ravenkeeper! Does he actually think he’s fooling any one of us?

mezepheles-official

With any luck, yes.

lleech-official

i wouldn't even act like that if i was bluffing myself

mezepheles-official

Yeah, I didn't think they were you for a second. What does he think he is, the Magician?

lleech-official

the only magic going on in that madman's head is whatever bird food he's snorting to get that idea

cerenovus-official

I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s actually snorting bird food.

mezepheles-official

Birds can't taste spice, but it can lead to vivid dreams.

cerenovus-official

…Huh?

mezepheles-official

For humans. Birds can't taste spice because plants evolved capcasin to deter mammalian predators.

cerenovus-official

But what does that have to do with… anything? Am I missing something?

mezepheles-official

Well, it must have been a vivid dream that made him think that bluff was a good idea!

cerenovus-official

…Huh.

mezepheles-official

(Dramatic sigh)

I know, it wasn't my best. Now how's your soup?

cerenovus-official

It’s… certainly affected by this stupid illness, but I think it’s good. Of course… can’t be sure if I can only breathe through my mouth.

mezepheles-official

Still, I appreciate it

cerenovus-official

…Thanks for the soup, though.

mezepheles-official

Any time.

cerenovus-official

[Nova just smiled, before getting a tissue and blowing her nose.]

…How much of this stuff can humans even produce?

mezepheles-official

A near infinite amount it would seem. Your body will probably turn the soup into more mucus.

cerenovus-official

Oh my god.

mezepheles-official

The sick human body demands fluids and then just makes mucus out of it. Terribly inefficient.

cerenovus-official

I can’t tell if you’re kidding me or not.

mezepheles-official

Me neither, Nova. Me neither.

cerenovus-official

HUH?

mezepheles-official

What? I just... I was half joking, only I don't actually know if it was half or more.

cerenovus-official

Oh…

mezepheles-official

What did you think I meant?

cerenovus-official

I… don’t know.

mezepheles-official

Well, you seemed concerned...

cerenovus-official

I… don’t talk about it. I know I’m broken.

mezepheles-official

Broken doesn't mean invalid.

cerenovus-official

…I was just concerned when you basically said you didn’t know if you were kidding me or not.

mezepheles-official

I suppose it makes sense. We have been having a lot of existential crises lately.

cerenovus-official

There are so many questions that even I can’t answer. How did I… end up so confused?

mezepheles-official

Welcome to Ravenswood Bluff.

cerenovus-official

But I… wait… shut up Nova, you’ll make a fool of yourself.

mezepheles-official

Well now I'm intrigued and you have to say it.

cerenovus-official

It’s stupid. It’s stupid. I’m stupid… I’m broken… I’m falling apart… I’m dying… I can already feel the fires of hell consuming me.

mezepheles-official

You're sick. It will get better with time. Let me get you a cool cloth.

cerenovus-official

Oh… I think my cooling system’s malfunctioning…

mezepheles-official

Yep. Cool cloth. Here you go.

cerenovus-official

Thanks…

mezepheles-official

(Mez put the cloth on Nova's forehead)

This should help with your fever.

cerenovus-official

Again, thanks…

mezepheles-official

You really are burning up, huh?

cerenovus-official

…How bad is it?

mezepheles-official

Quite. I'm no thermometer, but it's definitely over 100° Fahrenheit. But look on the bright side. The fever is usually the worst right before you get better!

cerenovus-official

…Huh. Well, that’s a good sign… achoo!

mezepheles-official

Indeed it is. Is there anything else you need?

cerenovus-official

Not really… ah… achoo! achoo! Ok… maybe some help.

mezepheles-official

Help? Do you mean help getting comfortable and getting to sleep?

cerenovus-official

Yes. Unfortunately, this god damn nose has OTHER IDEAS!

mezepheles-official

Well, having a bowl here can't help. I'll bus the dishes and I'll be right with you.

(Mez took the dishes and put them in the sink, checking in with Lil Monsta on the way back to se how it was doing with its meat feast)

lil-monsta-official

Mmmmhhhhhnnnn…

(Lil’ Monsta had a tummy ache. Turns out it has a stomach...)

mezepheles-official

Yeah. That's what happens when you don't listen to your body. I am sorry you're hurting though. Is there any left over?

lil-monsta-official

Grrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh…

(I’m assuming that’s a no.)

mezepheles-official

The bag of meat scraps was like twice your size. I feel like this breaks the law of conservation of mass somehow.

lil-monsta-official

Mrrrrrrr…

mezepheles-official

Well, I'm going to go... help Nova get some sleep. So I'll be in the bedroom if you need me, but try not to be too noisy.

lil-monsta-official

Mmmmmmmkay…

mezepheles-official

(Mez gave Lil Monsta a gentle pat)

I hope you enjoyed your feast while it lasted, little prince of darkness.

lil-monsta-official

Hehe… ngh…

(Lil’ Monsta grumbled a bit before coughing up a mixture of ink and meat… and then it ate it again. Ew!)

mezepheles-official

Well. I suppose I'll let you get back to... trying to keep all that meat inside of you. Good luck with that. Try to keep it out of my carpet.

lil-monsta-official

Mmnkay…

mezepheles-official

(Mez nodded and then went back to her bedroom)

I should change out of these clothes and into something more comfortable...

cerenovus-official

[Nova was getting some tissues and blowing her nose.]

Oh… hey Mez. How’s the little one, if you don’t mind me asking?

mezepheles-official

cerenovus-official

…ALL of it? What the hell?

mezepheles-official

Yeah. Hold on.

(Mez went back to Lil Monsta and gently lifted it up, trying to get a sense for the weight, since he carried the meat, and she has also lifted Lil Monsta before.)

lil-monsta-official

(It was certainly heavier than normal…)

Blegh…

(And it should probably be set down ASAP.)

mezepheles-official

(Mez quickly and gently set it down)

Sorry about that, your highness.

lil-monsta-official

Mmmmnnnggghhh…

mezepheles-official

Strange creature. You look no different. Where did it go?

(Mez went back to the bedroom)

cerenovus-official

Soooooo… what was that about?

mezepheles-official

Science. Don't worry about it. Now, I just need to go to the bathroom to change into nightclothes.

cerenovus-official

Huh.

mezepheles-official

What? Would you rather I change in here with your eyes closed?

cerenovus-official

No! No, of course not… that’d be extremely weird… I was more curious about the science thing.

mezepheles-official

I was just yanking your chain.

(Mez gets some clothes and leaves the room)

cerenovus-official

That was… extremely weird.

mezepheles-official

(Mez came back in a minute later in his nightgown)

You better not have changed your mind.

cerenovus-official

I haven’t! Don’t worry!

mezepheles-official

(Mez got into bed)

cerenovus-official

[Nova started to cuddle Mez, making sure her face wasn’t touching her.]

mezepheles-official

(Mez gently held Nova)

Comfortable?

cerenovus-official

Yeah…

mezepheles-official

I'm glad to hear it.

cerenovus-official

I hope I’ll recover soon… this sucks… it sucks…

mezepheles-official

Yes. Being sick is not a good time.

cerenovus-official

I hate it… I want to stop sneezing… and I want to… achoo!

mezepheles-official

Just try to get some rest.

cerenovus-official

Ok… could you try checking on the little monster every once in a while… if you’re ok with doing so?

mezepheles-official

If me escaping your hold to get out of bed won't wake you...

cerenovus-official

I don’t think it will… if I’m asleep for long enough.

mezepheles-official

Alright. I think I know what your clockwork sounds like when you're in deep sleep by now.

cerenovus-official

Ok… good… afternoon, I guess.

[Nova was drifting off to sleep…]

mezepheles-official

(Mez held Nova close and waited...)

cerenovus-official

[It took a few minutes for Nova to actually fall asleep. Then around an hour to get to…]

POWER OFF.

mezepheles-official

Finally.

(Mez got out of bed and went to check on LilMon)

lil-monsta-official

(Lil’ Monsta was sitting near the window, taking notes…)

Someone is… semtative at the fwont of hew neck… hehe…

(It still seemed to be in a bit of discomfort, though.)

mezepheles-official

Huh. I wasn't expecting you to take this sort of initiative. Have you decided you enjoy people watching?

lil-monsta-official

Is the only fing to do…

mezepheles-official

Oh right. I forgot I'm talking to the one child without an ounce of creativity.

Well, you're doing good work. What have you learned so far?

lil-monsta-official

One ‘f the giwls in the twio is senbative at the fwont of hew neck. It feels wike stwangling to hew… but I haven’ found out which giwl it is…

mezepheles-official

How did you find that out? Aren't they at the Inn?

lil-monsta-official

Demon powews! Hehehe… cough cough…

(Lil’ Monsta coughed up more ink and meat and started eating it again.)

mezepheles-official

Okay. Well if you want to read a book instead, let me know.

lil-monsta-official

Okaay! But will my info hewlp you?

mezepheles-official

I mean... I'm not in the business of throat chopping.

lil-monsta-official

(Lil’ Monsta looked upset…)

mezepheles-official

But I'm sure I could find some use for this information. Just don't tell Nova.

lil-monsta-official

…Why?

mezepheles-official

Because she'll assume it's proof of...

It's not important.

lil-monsta-official

Huh?

mezepheles-official

Nothing.

lil-monsta-official

Well now I’m cuwious!

mezepheles-official

Don't worry about it.

lil-monsta-official

I’m gunna find out.

mezepheles-official

No you are not.

lil-monsta-official

I gotta get bettew at demon-ing… somehow.

mezepheles-official

Well, this is not the way to do it.

lil-monsta-official

How, den?

mezepheles-official

Well, your deception skills could use work.

lil-monsta-official

Hm?

mezepheles-official

Lying is the most important thing for demons. You could be completely incapable of killing and still exterminate a town by turning them against each other.

lil-monsta-official

Ooh! That’s vewy… ouuugh…

mezepheles-official

Stomach still hurting you?

lil-monsta-official

Yeah…

mezepheles-official

What would you do if you wanted to pretend like it wasn't hurting?

lil-monsta-official

I dunno… hide the pain… um… do stuff nowmally? Uh…

mezepheles-official

And find a believable reason for why you can't do things you'd normally do.

Oh yeeeeah!

Any ideas?

Umm… ngh…

Right. Just try not to die. Perhaps you could use a nap?

lil-monsta-official

I dunno if I can sleep… it huwts…

mezepheles-official

Well, just take it easy.

lil-monsta-official

Mmmmnnnnkaaaaay…

(Lil’ Monsta ended up, once again, coughing up more ink-meat sludge… stuff… but this time, it didn’t try eating it again.)

mezepheles-official

(Mez cleaned it up with a paper towel and threw it away)

Eugh...

lil-monsta-official

Nnnghhh…

mezepheles-official

If you have to do that again, let me know and I'll take you to the bathroom

lil-monsta-official

Okaaaaayyyy…

#blood on the clocktower #officialverse

minstrel-official

@innkeeper-official Darling, I haven't rendered you permanently speechless, have I?

innkeeper-official

I… I… I think I’m better… hehehehe…

minstrel-official

Good, good. I do want you to be able to contribute to discussion, but it's just so hard to resist showering you with the affection you deserve.

innkeeper-official

I get it! And I love you too! Hehe…

minstrel-official

You know... Lycan's rather pretty, isn't she?

innkeeper-official

She is… and she’s so nice, too…

minstrel-official

It's... something to keep in mind, to be sure.

innkeeper-official

Yeah… still kinda makes me sad that nighttime causes her to be… violent.

minstrel-official

Well, not if we have anything to say about it!

innkeeper-official

Let’s treat this curse!

minstrel-official

I'm all for a problem that can be solved with whiskey.

innkeeper-official

It’ll make for a very interesting time!

minstrel-official

That is a sure thing!

innkeeper-official

I mean, trust me, I’ve seen drunk humans cause a lot of-

(Lycan started some drunk singing… and it was just awful.)

Oh my.

minstrel-official

Eh, I've heard worse during my concerts!

innkeeper-official

Doesn’t mean this is pleasant!

minstrel-official

Well, she did warn us.

innkeeper-official

She did…

minstrel-official

I wonder how bad her tone deafness is...

innkeeper-official

I don’t know… It seems to be pretty bad, though.

notmutant-official

Yeaow loud noisesss...

innkeeper-official

Wait, Mutant, I think you should drink more. You might be in danger if you don’t!

notmutant-official

Why now?

innkeeper-official

You might be getting more hungover, since you’re sensitive to loud noises. If you’re hungover, you’re not drunk. If you’re not drunk, you’ll die.

notmutant-official

I don't like loud always. Tha's always a thing...

(They certainly still look drunk)

innkeeper-official

I just want to be safe, ok?

(Innkeeper grabbed one of the safe bottles and handed it to Mutant.)

notmutant-official

Okey!

(Mutant took a swig from the bottle, squeaking in surprise when they realized it was vodka)

innkeeper-official

Oh, yeah, sorry… again, wanted to be safe… should have warned you it was the yucky drink. I just… grabbed one.

notmutant-official

Uearghh...

innkeeper-official

I’m sorry!

notmutant-official

(They just sort of slumped to the ground, slow blinking up at Innkeeper)

innkeeper-official

(Innkeeper looked at Mutant.)

Sorry… I’m sorry… I’m sorry…

notmutant-official

Y'gotta taste it... lemme kiss you...

innkeeper-official

…Ok!

notmutant-official

(Mutant crawled over to Innkeeper)

innkeeper-official

(Innkeeper, of course, didn’t fight back. Mutant needed to do some loving as well!)

notmutant-official

(At least their mouth was on their face this time, but boy did it taste like vodka)

innkeeper-official

Oh my… I… I think I get it!

(Innkeeper was blushing a little bit, though!)

notmutant-official

(Mutant snuggled close to Innkeeper)

Hehehee

innkeeper-official

Well hi there! Hehehe…

notmutant-official

(Mutant started purring)

innkeeper-official

Awww!

notmutant-official

•:P

innkeeper-official

You’re so silly! Very silly!

I'mloveyouu

I love you too!

Hehehe yayy

You’re so silly! You’re a silly little guy and I love you for that!

notmutant-official

Eeee

(Mutant flapped their lower hands in excitement)

innkeeper-official

Happy and silly! Hehehehe!

notmutant-official

Happy cuz I got youuu...

innkeeper-official

Hehehe! I mean, at this point, I saved your life… around three times now.

notmutant-official

I coulda died...

innkeeper-official

But I’m not letting that happen!

notmutant-official

Okay 💙 yay

innkeeper-official

Yay indeed. Hehehe…

notmutant-official

(Mutant got cozy and started to drift off)

innkeeper-official

How long are you gonna be sleeping for?

(Innkeeper said it in a joking tone.)

notmutant-official

(Mutant looked at her like that question was incomprehensible)

innkeeper-official

Hehehe… never mind.

notmutant-official

(Mutant laid their head back down and snoozed)

lycanthropebotc-official

(Lycanthrope looked on while Mutant fell asleep.)

Wish I could sleep like that… but no, I gotta wolf first.

minstrel-official

Yes, and it's not even lunchtime yet... although time does get a bit strange around here...

lycanthropebotc-official

Might be all the alcohol…

minstrel-official

Well I don't drink so much that I loose track of time. But, on the subject of lunch, I believe you were promised food.

lycanthropebotc-official

Oh yes, food! I forgo’ about it!

minstrel-official

Do you have a preference?

lycanthropebotc-official

Not really… but meat. I want meat.

minstrel-official

(Minstrel glanced at Innkeeper)

I think we can throw something together...

lycanthropebotc-official

Okaaay!

(Lycan wiggled one of her feet, like she was wagging a currently nonexistent tail.)

minstrel-official

(To Innkeeper) how could anyone not find that incredibly endearing?

innkeeper-official

It’s… it’s very cute. Just look at her!

minstrel-official

Adorable

innkeeper-official

Seems like the Lycanthropy might be affecting her in her human form! Thankfully, no bloodlust is involved!

minstrel-official

I suppose she's a cute puppy in any form!

innkeeper-official

Yeah!

minstrel-official

And cute puppy deserves a treat!

innkeeper-official

That’s right, so maybe we should get her one!

(Lycanthrope perked up when she heard “treat.”)

minstrel-official

Do we have stuff for chicken and rice?

innkeeper-official

We do!

minstrel-official

That sounds like a good meal for a pupper...

innkeeper-official

Yep! Now let’s get cooking!

minstrel-official

To the kitchen!

innkeeper-official

(Innkeeper made her way to the kitchen.)

minstrel-official

(Minstrel followed behind, and got started making the rice)

innkeeper-official

(Innkeeper started working on the chicken, making sure to season it before cooking.)

minstrel-official

(As Minstrel was waiting for the rice to be done, she poured herself another glass of wine)

innkeeper-official

And here we have the most boring part of innkeeping. Waiting for the food to be done... Hehe…

minstrel-official

Mhm. Want a sip? Or would you rather taste it on my lips?

innkeeper-official

How about both? Hehe…

minstrel-official

That works for me...

(Minstrel took a sip and handed the glass to Innkeeper)

innkeeper-official

(Innkeeper then took a sip from the glass.)

minstrel-official

(As soon as Innkeeper lowered the glass, Minstrel closed the distance between the two of them, kissing her)

innkeeper-official

(And there’s the blush!)

Hehehehe…

minstrel-official

(Minstrel pulled away just barely, so that their faces were only inches apart)

I don't want us to burn the food, but when it's done, we will be continuing this...

(She gave a parting kiss to Innkeeper's cheek before stepping away to check on the rice)

innkeeper-official

I bet we will!

(Innkeeper checked on the chicken.)

minstrel-official

(Still watching the rice)

There are a few places I haven't kissed you yet~

... like your neck.

I should probably ask, though... is there anywhere that is off limits? Other than places I'd have to remove clothes to reach, I mean. I know I've had partners in the past ask me to avoid scars, or at least be very gentle when I kiss them...

innkeeper-official

I don’t think so… but I think we should wait before doing the neck thing… with demons and werewolves, it wouldn’t be too surprising if there are also vampires…

minstrel-official

Yeah, and if you let me gently bite your neck, you'll see how not sharp my teeth are!

innkeeper-official

Tempting…

minstrel-official

Love bites... now that's a way to get a girl to blush fast...

innkeeper-official

As long as it doesn’t break skin!

minstrel-official

Of course! I don't want to actually hurt you.

innkeeper-official

I know you wouldn’t!

minstrel-official

Good, good. Now's probably a good time to mention that I'm a tad sensitive about the front of my neck. I can very easily be made to feel strangled when things or people touch it.

It's rather unfortunate, really, chokers are entirely untennable to me!

innkeeper-official

Oh… good to know! Good to know…

minstrel-official

It's always been that way, runs in the family, I suspect.

And I trust you won't tell that information to my enemies, haha!

innkeeper-official

My lips are sealed!

minstrel-official

Good good. So how's the chicken cookin' good lookin?

innkeeper-official

I think it’s almost done!

minstrel-official

Yeah, this rice is good too! There's probably going to be enough for everyone, so I suppose this is lunch!

innkeeper-official

I know Lycan’s gonna be happy!

…Aaand the chicken’s done!

minstrel-official

Smells great, dear!

innkeeper-official

Thanks!

(Innkeeper got a few plates and pout the chicken on…)

minstrel-official

(Minstrel plated the rice after that)

innkeeper-official

(Then Innkeeper grabbed two of the plates, expecting Minstrel to grab the other two.)

minstrel-official

(Minstrel did so, bringing the other plates to the table before going back for her wine glass)

Do you want anything to drink while I'm over here?

innkeeper-official

No thanks! I can’t do innkeeping when I’m drunk!

(Innkeeper brought the plates she had over.)

minstrel-official

Well yes, but I'm pretty sure you have water and orange juice!

innkeeper-official

Well, then I’ll have water!

minstrel-official

(Minstrel got a water for Innkeeper, and Wine for the Mutant, as well as her own wine, and joined them at the table. She also brought the bottle of whiskey that Lycan had been using, trusting that she would bring her glass)

lycanthropebotc-official

(Lycan wasn’t too drunk, so she did, in fact, bring her glass.)

This smells so good… so good…

notmutant-official

Mhm... good food...

(Mutant started eating hastily, as they tend to do)

lycanthropebotc-official

(Lycanthrope did the same… and she barely used her hands to eat the chicken. Oh my god.)

minstrel-official

Ha! I suppose they're not fond of cutlery!

innkeeper-official

(Innkeeper was eating at a more reasonable pace.)

Or restraint… I’m not gonna stop them, but…

minstrel-official

Maybe we don't let them have seconds while they're like this?

innkeeper-official

Maybe.

minstrel-official

Well, at least they enjoy our cooking!

innkeeper-official

That’s true. That’s true.

minstrel-official

(Minstrel ate at a more restrained pace)

Mm, this chicken really is seasoned to perfection!

innkeeper-official

Oh, thank you!

minstrel-official

(Minstrel smiled before going back to her food)

lycanthropebotc-official

Man, this is great! Really great! Better than the stuff in the wild!

minstrel-official

Do you not usually eat in your human form?

lycanthropebotc-official

Not a lot… bu’ I still eat! Like… I eat lunch… and a small dinner… and I’m usually not hungry when I wake up due to the wolf thing so I often skip breakfast.

minstrel-official

I see. Well, I'm glad you're enjoying the food!

lycanthropebotc-official

Hehehe…

(There was a “chirp!” noise upstairs, and Lycanthrope stared in the direction of the noise.)

notmutant-official

(Mutant did the same, stopping everything it was doing, though it seemed more afraid than Lycan was)

lycanthropebotc-official

What… was that?

notmutant-official

(Mutant didn't respond, waiting to see if they would hear the sound again)

lycanthropebotc-official

…

(After a good few minutes, another chirp played.)

notmutant-official

(Mutant flinched)

lycanthropebotc-official

What… um…

notmutant-official

I don't like this...

lycanthropebotc-official

Can the noise… stop? Blease?

notmutant-official

Yeah...

innkeeper-official

(There was silence for a few moments… before another chirp. Innkeeper didn’t say anything, but it was clear she was getting ticked off.)

notmutant-official

I's not... natural... scary... scary robo bird...

innkeeper-official

I swear to all that is holy, if Magician number two is wrong and she’s alive… I am going to slaughter that bitch so badly that she won’t even be able to be revived.

(It seems like Slayer took control… even though she hates every second of this.)

minstrel-official

(Mutant flinched, curling up and hugging their knees)

Slayer, let's not get too hasty. We should just find the origin of the noise! I'm sure there's an innocent explanation.

lycanthropebotc-official

So that’s what they mean by “becoming someone else...”

(Lycanthrope looked fucking terrified.)

minstrel-official

Everything's fine, you guys! Tinker must have made more of the noise machines she told me about. It was to distract Cerenovus so she wouldn't cause as much madness. The original one was just spreading rumors about her and Mezepheles, but I guess something happened to that one.

(Minstrel stood up)

Seeing as how Cerenovus isn't here right now, I'm sure Tinker wouldn't mind me turning this one off real quick!

innkeeper-official

I sure fucking hope that’s Tinker’s doing! That thing’s getting ON MY NERVES!

minstrel-official

Slayer, I need you to calm down or Mutant is going to have a panic attack.

(Minstrel glanced over to Mutant who looked already halfway there)

It's okay, buddy. We're safe here.

(Minstrel headed in the direction of the noise)

innkeeper-official

Easy for you to fucking say…

(Slayer doesn’t seem to be calming down soon.)

minstrel-official

Slayer, come with me and help me look, please? This will be faster with two sets of eyes!

innkeeper-official

Fine! Bring me to that fucking-

(chirp!)

(Slayer just took a deep breath (to stop herself from screaming) and went with Minstrel.)

minstrel-official

It's this way. Trust me, I have a good ear!

innkeeper-official

No shit, I can hear it too.

(Man, this is a bad mood, even for Slayer.)

minstrel-official

What has got you all riled up? It's just a bit of chirping.

innkeeper-official

It’s a bit of irregular chirping that I was shoved here to deal with! What has got you so fucking calm?

minstrel-official

Birds chirp irregularly...

innkeeper-official

Some people have different tolerances, Minstrel!

minstrel-official

I just don't know what the difference is.

innkeeper-official

It doesn’t matter! I want to shut that damn thing off!

minstrel-official

I think I've isolated what part of the room it's on!

innkeeper-official

Thank. Fucking. God.

minstrel-official

(Minstrel rummaged around looking for it)

innkeeper-official

(Slayer was also looking for it, though she wasn’t being careful… at all.)

minstrel-official

Aha! Here it is!

innkeeper-official

(Slayer, in the middle of searching the actual mattress of the bed in the room, looked over at Minstrel.)

Well, what are you waiting for? Turn that thing off!

minstrel-official

(Minstrel turned it off and put it in her pocket)

Perfect! Now we can go back to lunch!

lil-monsta-official

Thank. Fucking. God.

(Slayer started to make her way back.)

#blood on the clocktower #officialverse

mezepheles-official

(a knock hits the door where they are)

i hate to interrupt anything, but i have something to tell you mez

@ravenkeeper-official

What... what is it? Why would you speak to me?

ravenkeeper-official

well, im actually the lleech host, its me, im the demon. I thought id let one of my mist loyal minions know

(he whistles and a large amount of birds circle him, creating a quite menacing silhouette)

mezepheles-official

Right. Got it. That makes sense. Why'd you change hosts so soon?

ravenkeeper-official

well the puzzlemaster was on the brink of death so i didn't want to risk anything, nobody would suspect the ravenkeeper

(he laughs menacingly)

so yeah.. thats why!

mezepheles-official

No, yeah, I get that, but why would you switch from your most recent host? You came to me in another form like yesterday.

ravenkeeper-official

what... Oh! yes, that.. they didnt work either, they figured out, so yes, im here now

mezepheles-official

Who figured out?

ravenkeeper-official

them... the most recent host.. yeah

but the switch kind of made my memory fuzzy, who were my other minions again?

mezepheles-official

Of course. There's the dead Cerenovus, the Wizard who is claiming Pixie, and our most secretive minion, the Boomdandy who is pretending to be the Plague Doctor. Best of luck in your new form, master.

ravenkeeper-official

good to know!

(he runs away laughing)

mezepheles-official

(Mez closed the door, shaking her head)

Who does he think he is...

cerenovus-official

That was the most pathetic bluffing I’ve ever heard, and I heard the Lycanthrope bluffing Farmer thing.

mezepheles-official

Me or Ravenkeeper?

cerenovus-official

Ravenkeeper! Does he actually think he’s fooling any one of us?

mezepheles-official

With any luck, yes.

lleech-official

i wouldn't even act like that if i was bluffing myself

mezepheles-official

Yeah, I didn't think they were you for a second. What does he think he is, the Magician?

lleech-official

the only magic going on in that madman's head is whatever bird food he's snorting to get that idea

cerenovus-official

I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s actually snorting bird food.

mezepheles-official

Birds can't taste spice, but it can lead to vivid dreams.

cerenovus-official

…Huh?

mezepheles-official

For humans. Birds can't taste spice because plants evolved capcasin to deter mammalian predators.

cerenovus-official

But what does that have to do with… anything? Am I missing something?

mezepheles-official

Well, it must have been a vivid dream that made him think that bluff was a good idea!

cerenovus-official

…Huh.

mezepheles-official

(Dramatic sigh)

I know, it wasn't my best. Now how's your soup?

cerenovus-official

It’s… certainly affected by this stupid illness, but I think it’s good. Of course… can’t be sure if I can only breathe through my mouth.

mezepheles-official

Still, I appreciate it

cerenovus-official

…Thanks for the soup, though.

mezepheles-official

Any time.

cerenovus-official

[Nova just smiled, before getting a tissue and blowing her nose.]

…How much of this stuff can humans even produce?

mezepheles-official

A near infinite amount it would seem. Your body will probably turn the soup into more mucus.

cerenovus-official

Oh my god.

mezepheles-official

The sick human body demands fluids and then just makes mucus out of it. Terribly inefficient.

cerenovus-official

I can’t tell if you’re kidding me or not.

mezepheles-official

Me neither, Nova. Me neither.

cerenovus-official

HUH?

mezepheles-official

What? I just... I was half joking, only I don't actually know if it was half or more.

cerenovus-official

Oh…

mezepheles-official

What did you think I meant?

cerenovus-official

I… don’t know.

mezepheles-official

Well, you seemed concerned...

cerenovus-official

I… don’t talk about it. I know I’m broken.

mezepheles-official

Broken doesn't mean invalid.

cerenovus-official

…I was just concerned when you basically said you didn’t know if you were kidding me or not.

mezepheles-official

I suppose it makes sense. We have been having a lot of existential crises lately.

cerenovus-official

There are so many questions that even I can’t answer. How did I… end up so confused?

mezepheles-official

Welcome to Ravenswood Bluff.

cerenovus-official

But I… wait… shut up Nova, you’ll make a fool of yourself.

mezepheles-official

Well now I'm intrigued and you have to say it.

cerenovus-official

It’s stupid. It’s stupid. I’m stupid… I’m broken… I’m falling apart… I’m dying… I can already feel the fires of hell consuming me.

mezepheles-official

You're sick. It will get better with time. Let me get you a cool cloth.

cerenovus-official

Oh… I think my cooling system’s malfunctioning…

mezepheles-official

Yep. Cool cloth. Here you go.

cerenovus-official

Thanks…

mezepheles-official

(Mez put the cloth on Nova's forehead)

This should help with your fever.

cerenovus-official

Again, thanks…

mezepheles-official

You really are burning up, huh?

cerenovus-official

…How bad is it?

mezepheles-official

Quite. I'm no thermometer, but it's definitely over 100° Fahrenheit. But look on the bright side. The fever is usually the worst right before you get better!

cerenovus-official

…Huh. Well, that’s a good sign… achoo!

mezepheles-official

Indeed it is. Is there anything else you need?

cerenovus-official

Not really… ah… achoo! achoo! Ok… maybe some help.

mezepheles-official

Help? Do you mean help getting comfortable and getting to sleep?

cerenovus-official

Yes. Unfortunately, this god damn nose has OTHER IDEAS!

mezepheles-official

Well, having a bowl here can't help. I'll bus the dishes and I'll be right with you.

(Mez took the dishes and put them in the sink, checking in with Lil Monsta on the way back to se how it was doing with its meat feast)

lil-monsta-official

Mmmmhhhhhnnnn…

(Lil’ Monsta had a tummy ache. Turns out it has a stomach...)

mezepheles-official

Yeah. That's what happens when you don't listen to your body. I am sorry you're hurting though. Is there any left over?

lil-monsta-official

Grrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh…

(I’m assuming that’s a no.)

mezepheles-official

The bag of meat scraps was like twice your size. I feel like this breaks the law of conservation of mass somehow.

lil-monsta-official

Mrrrrrrr…

mezepheles-official

Well, I'm going to go... help Nova get some sleep. So I'll be in the bedroom if you need me, but try not to be too noisy.

lil-monsta-official

Mmmmmmmkay…

mezepheles-official

(Mez gave Lil Monsta a gentle pat)

I hope you enjoyed your feast while it lasted, little prince of darkness.

lil-monsta-official

Hehe… ngh…

(Lil’ Monsta grumbled a bit before coughing up a mixture of ink and meat… and then it ate it again. Ew!)

mezepheles-official

Well. I suppose I'll let you get back to... trying to keep all that meat inside of you. Good luck with that. Try to keep it out of my carpet.

lil-monsta-official

Mmnkay…

mezepheles-official

(Mez nodded and then went back to her bedroom)

I should change out of these clothes and into something more comfortable...

cerenovus-official

[Nova was getting some tissues and blowing her nose.]

Oh… hey Mez. How’s the little one, if you don’t mind me asking?

mezepheles-official

cerenovus-official

…ALL of it? What the hell?

mezepheles-official

Yeah. Hold on.

(Mez went back to Lil Monsta and gently lifted it up, trying to get a sense for the weight, since he carried the meat, and she has also lifted Lil Monsta before.)

lil-monsta-official

(It was certainly heavier than normal…)

Blegh…

(And it should probably be set down ASAP.)

mezepheles-official

(Mez quickly and gently set it down)

Sorry about that, your highness.

lil-monsta-official

Mmmmnnnggghhh…

mezepheles-official

Strange creature. You look no different. Where did it go?

(Mez went back to the bedroom)

cerenovus-official

Soooooo… what was that about?

mezepheles-official

Science. Don't worry about it. Now, I just need to go to the bathroom to change into nightclothes.

cerenovus-official

Huh.

mezepheles-official

What? Would you rather I change in here with your eyes closed?

cerenovus-official

No! No, of course not… that’d be extremely weird… I was more curious about the science thing.

mezepheles-official

I was just yanking your chain.

(Mez gets some clothes and leaves the room)

cerenovus-official

That was… extremely weird.

mezepheles-official

(Mez came back in a minute later in his nightgown)

You better not have changed your mind.

cerenovus-official

I haven’t! Don’t worry!

mezepheles-official

(Mez got into bed)

cerenovus-official

[Nova started to cuddle Mez, making sure her face wasn’t touching her.]

mezepheles-official

(Mez gently held Nova)

Comfortable?

cerenovus-official

Yeah…

mezepheles-official

I'm glad to hear it.

cerenovus-official

I hope I’ll recover soon… this sucks… it sucks…

mezepheles-official

Yes. Being sick is not a good time.

cerenovus-official

I hate it… I want to stop sneezing… and I want to… achoo!

mezepheles-official

Just try to get some rest.

cerenovus-official

Ok… could you try checking on the little monster every once in a while… if you’re ok with doing so?

mezepheles-official

If me escaping your hold to get out of bed won't wake you...

cerenovus-official

I don’t think it will… if I’m asleep for long enough.

mezepheles-official

Alright. I think I know what your clockwork sounds like when you're in deep sleep by now.

cerenovus-official

Ok… good… afternoon, I guess.

[Nova was drifting off to sleep…]

mezepheles-official

(Mez held Nova close and waited...)

cerenovus-official

[It took a few minutes for Nova to actually fall asleep. Then around an hour to get to…]

POWER OFF.

mezepheles-official

Finally.

(Mez got out of bed and went to check on LilMon)

lil-monsta-official

(Lil’ Monsta was sitting near the window, taking notes…)

Someone is… semtative at the fwont of hew neck… hehe…

(It still seemed to be in a bit of discomfort, though.)

mezepheles-official

Huh. I wasn't expecting you to take this sort of initiative. Have you decided you enjoy people watching?

lil-monsta-official

Is the only fing to do…

mezepheles-official

Oh right. I forgot I'm talking to the one child without an ounce of creativity.

Well, you're doing good work. What have you learned so far?

lil-monsta-official

One ‘f the giwls in the twio is senbative at the fwont of hew neck. It feels wike stwangling to hew… but I haven’ found out which giwl it is…

mezepheles-official

How did you find that out? Aren't they at the Inn?

lil-monsta-official

Demon powews! Hehehe… cough cough…

(Lil’ Monsta coughed up more ink and meat and started eating it again.)

mezepheles-official

Okay. Well if you want to read a book instead, let me know.

lil-monsta-official

Okaay! But will my info hewlp you?

mezepheles-official

I mean... I'm not in the business of throat chopping.

lil-monsta-official

(Lil’ Monsta looked upset…)

mezepheles-official

But I'm sure I could find some use for this information. Just don't tell Nova.

lil-monsta-official

…Why?

mezepheles-official

Because she'll assume it's proof of...

It's not important.

lil-monsta-official

Huh?

mezepheles-official

Nothing.

lil-monsta-official

Well now I’m cuwious!

mezepheles-official

Don't worry about it.

lil-monsta-official

I’m gunna find out.

mezepheles-official

No you are not.

lil-monsta-official

I gotta get bettew at demon-ing… somehow.

mezepheles-official

Well, this is not the way to do it.

lil-monsta-official

How, den?

mezepheles-official

Well, your deception skills could use work.

lil-monsta-official

Hm?

mezepheles-official

Lying is the most important thing for demons. You could be completely incapable of killing and still exterminate a town by turning them against each other.

lil-monsta-official

Ooh! That’s vewy… ouuugh…

mezepheles-official

Stomach still hurting you?

lil-monsta-official

Yeah…

mezepheles-official

What would you do if you wanted to pretend like it wasn't hurting?

lil-monsta-official

I dunno… hide the pain… um… do stuff nowmally? Uh…

mezepheles-official

And find a believable reason for why you can't do things you'd normally do.

Oh yeeeeah!

Any ideas?

Umm… ngh…

Right. Just try not to die. Perhaps you could use a nap?

lil-monsta-official

I dunno if I can sleep… it huwts…

mezepheles-official

Well, just take it easy.

lil-monsta-official

Mmmmnnnnkaaaaay…

(Lil’ Monsta ended up, once again, coughing up more ink-meat sludge… stuff… but this time, it didn’t try eating it again.)

mezepheles-official

(Mez cleaned it up with a paper towel and threw it away)

Eugh...

lil-monsta-official

Nnnghhh…

#blood on the clocktower #officialverse

mezepheles-official

(a knock hits the door where they are)

i hate to interrupt anything, but i have something to tell you mez

@ravenkeeper-official

What... what is it? Why would you speak to me?

ravenkeeper-official

well, im actually the lleech host, its me, im the demon. I thought id let one of my mist loyal minions know

(he whistles and a large amount of birds circle him, creating a quite menacing silhouette)

mezepheles-official

Right. Got it. That makes sense. Why'd you change hosts so soon?

ravenkeeper-official

well the puzzlemaster was on the brink of death so i didn't want to risk anything, nobody would suspect the ravenkeeper

(he laughs menacingly)

so yeah.. thats why!

mezepheles-official

No, yeah, I get that, but why would you switch from your most recent host? You came to me in another form like yesterday.

ravenkeeper-official

what... Oh! yes, that.. they didnt work either, they figured out, so yes, im here now

mezepheles-official

Who figured out?

ravenkeeper-official

them... the most recent host.. yeah

but the switch kind of made my memory fuzzy, who were my other minions again?

mezepheles-official

Of course. There's the dead Cerenovus, the Wizard who is claiming Pixie, and our most secretive minion, the Boomdandy who is pretending to be the Plague Doctor. Best of luck in your new form, master.

ravenkeeper-official

good to know!

(he runs away laughing)

mezepheles-official

(Mez closed the door, shaking her head)

Who does he think he is...

cerenovus-official

That was the most pathetic bluffing I’ve ever heard, and I heard the Lycanthrope bluffing Farmer thing.

mezepheles-official

Me or Ravenkeeper?

cerenovus-official

Ravenkeeper! Does he actually think he’s fooling any one of us?

mezepheles-official

With any luck, yes.

lleech-official

i wouldn't even act like that if i was bluffing myself

mezepheles-official

Yeah, I didn't think they were you for a second. What does he think he is, the Magician?

lleech-official

the only magic going on in that madman's head is whatever bird food he's snorting to get that idea

cerenovus-official

I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s actually snorting bird food.

mezepheles-official

Birds can't taste spice, but it can lead to vivid dreams.

cerenovus-official

…Huh?

mezepheles-official

For humans. Birds can't taste spice because plants evolved capcasin to deter mammalian predators.

cerenovus-official

But what does that have to do with… anything? Am I missing something?

mezepheles-official

Well, it must have been a vivid dream that made him think that bluff was a good idea!

cerenovus-official

…Huh.

mezepheles-official

(Dramatic sigh)

I know, it wasn't my best. Now how's your soup?

cerenovus-official

It’s… certainly affected by this stupid illness, but I think it’s good. Of course… can’t be sure if I can only breathe through my mouth.

mezepheles-official

Still, I appreciate it

cerenovus-official

…Thanks for the soup, though.

mezepheles-official

Any time.

cerenovus-official

[Nova just smiled, before getting a tissue and blowing her nose.]

…How much of this stuff can humans even produce?

mezepheles-official

A near infinite amount it would seem. Your body will probably turn the soup into more mucus.

cerenovus-official

Oh my god.

mezepheles-official

The sick human body demands fluids and then just makes mucus out of it. Terribly inefficient.

cerenovus-official

I can’t tell if you’re kidding me or not.

mezepheles-official

Me neither, Nova. Me neither.

cerenovus-official

HUH?

mezepheles-official

What? I just... I was half joking, only I don't actually know if it was half or more.

cerenovus-official

Oh…

mezepheles-official

What did you think I meant?

cerenovus-official

I… don’t know.

mezepheles-official

Well, you seemed concerned...

cerenovus-official

I… don’t talk about it. I know I’m broken.

mezepheles-official

Broken doesn't mean invalid.

cerenovus-official

…I was just concerned when you basically said you didn’t know if you were kidding me or not.

mezepheles-official

I suppose it makes sense. We have been having a lot of existential crises lately.

cerenovus-official

There are so many questions that even I can’t answer. How did I… end up so confused?

mezepheles-official

Welcome to Ravenswood Bluff.

cerenovus-official

But I… wait… shut up Nova, you’ll make a fool of yourself.

mezepheles-official

Well now I'm intrigued and you have to say it.

cerenovus-official

It’s stupid. It’s stupid. I’m stupid… I’m broken… I’m falling apart… I’m dying… I can already feel the fires of hell consuming me.

mezepheles-official

You're sick. It will get better with time. Let me get you a cool cloth.

cerenovus-official

Oh… I think my cooling system’s malfunctioning…

mezepheles-official

Yep. Cool cloth. Here you go.

cerenovus-official

Thanks…

mezepheles-official

(Mez put the cloth on Nova's forehead)

This should help with your fever.

cerenovus-official

Again, thanks…

mezepheles-official

You really are burning up, huh?

cerenovus-official

…How bad is it?

mezepheles-official

Quite. I'm no thermometer, but it's definitely over 100° Fahrenheit. But look on the bright side. The fever is usually the worst right before you get better!

cerenovus-official

…Huh. Well, that’s a good sign… achoo!

mezepheles-official

Indeed it is. Is there anything else you need?

cerenovus-official

Not really… ah… achoo! achoo! Ok… maybe some help.

mezepheles-official

Help? Do you mean help getting comfortable and getting to sleep?

cerenovus-official

Yes. Unfortunately, this god damn nose has OTHER IDEAS!

mezepheles-official

Well, having a bowl here can't help. I'll bus the dishes and I'll be right with you.

(Mez took the dishes and put them in the sink, checking in with Lil Monsta on the way back to se how it was doing with its meat feast)

lil-monsta-official

Mmmmhhhhhnnnn…

(Lil’ Monsta had a tummy ache. Turns out it has a stomach...)

mezepheles-official

Yeah. That's what happens when you don't listen to your body. I am sorry you're hurting though. Is there any left over?

lil-monsta-official

Grrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh…

(I’m assuming that’s a no.)

mezepheles-official

The bag of meat scraps was like twice your size. I feel like this breaks the law of conservation of mass somehow.

lil-monsta-official

Mrrrrrrr…

mezepheles-official

Well, I'm going to go... help Nova get some sleep. So I'll be in the bedroom if you need me, but try not to be too noisy.

lil-monsta-official

Mmmmmmmkay…

mezepheles-official

(Mez gave Lil Monsta a gentle pat)

I hope you enjoyed your feast while it lasted, little prince of darkness.

lil-monsta-official

Hehe… ngh…

(Lil’ Monsta grumbled a bit before coughing up a mixture of ink and meat… and then it ate it again. Ew!)

mezepheles-official

Well. I suppose I'll let you get back to... trying to keep all that meat inside of you. Good luck with that. Try to keep it out of my carpet.

lil-monsta-official

Mmnkay…

mezepheles-official

(Mez nodded and then went back to her bedroom)

I should change out of these clothes and into something more comfortable...

cerenovus-official

[Nova was getting some tissues and blowing her nose.]

Oh… hey Mez. How’s the little one, if you don’t mind me asking?

mezepheles-official

cerenovus-official

…ALL of it? What the hell?

mezepheles-official

Yeah. Hold on.

(Mez went back to Lil Monsta and gently lifted it up, trying to get a sense for the weight, since he carried the meat, and she has also lifted Lil Monsta before.)

lil-monsta-official

(It was certainly heavier than normal…)

Blegh…

(And it should probably be set down ASAP.)

mezepheles-official

(Mez quickly and gently set it down)

Sorry about that, your highness.

lil-monsta-official

Mmmmnnnggghhh…

mezepheles-official

Strange creature. You look no different. Where did it go?

(Mez went back to the bedroom)

cerenovus-official

Soooooo… what was that about?

mezepheles-official

Science. Don't worry about it. Now, I just need to go to the bathroom to change into nightclothes.

cerenovus-official

Huh.

mezepheles-official

What? Would you rather I change in here with your eyes closed?

cerenovus-official

No! No, of course not… that’d be extremely weird… I was more curious about the science thing.

mezepheles-official

I was just yanking your chain.

(Mez gets some clothes and leaves the room)

cerenovus-official

That was… extremely weird.

mezepheles-official

(Mez came back in a minute later in his nightgown)

You better not have changed your mind.

cerenovus-official

I haven’t! Don’t worry!

mezepheles-official

(Mez got into bed)

cerenovus-official

[Nova started to cuddle Mez, making sure her face wasn’t touching her.]

mezepheles-official

(Mez gently held Nova)

Comfortable?

cerenovus-official

Yeah…

mezepheles-official

I'm glad to hear it.

cerenovus-official

I hope I’ll recover soon… this sucks… it sucks…

mezepheles-official

Yes. Being sick is not a good time.

cerenovus-official

I hate it… I want to stop sneezing… and I want to… achoo!

mezepheles-official

Just try to get some rest.

cerenovus-official

Ok… could you try checking on the little monster every once in a while… if you’re ok with doing so?

mezepheles-official

If me escaping your hold to get out of bed won't wake you...

cerenovus-official

I don’t think it will… if I’m asleep for long enough.

mezepheles-official

Alright. I think I know what your clockwork sounds like when you're in deep sleep by now.

cerenovus-official

Ok… good… afternoon, I guess.

[Nova was drifting off to sleep…]

mezepheles-official

(Mez held Nova close and waited...)

cerenovus-official

[It took a few minutes for Nova to actually fall asleep. Then around an hour to get to…]

POWER OFF.

mezepheles-official

Finally.

(Mez got out of bed and went to check on LilMon)

lil-monsta-official

(Lil’ Monsta was sitting near the window, taking notes…)

Someone is… semtative at the fwont of hew neck… hehe…

(It still seemed to be in a bit of discomfort, though.)

mezepheles-official

Huh. I wasn't expecting you to take this sort of initiative. Have you decided you enjoy people watching?

lil-monsta-official

Is the only fing to do…

mezepheles-official

Oh right. I forgot I'm talking to the one child without an ounce of creativity.

Well, you're doing good work. What have you learned so far?

lil-monsta-official

One ‘f the giwls in the twio is senbative at the fwont of hew neck. It feels wike stwangling to hew… but I haven’ found out which giwl it is…

mezepheles-official

How did you find that out? Aren't they at the Inn?

lil-monsta-official

Demon powews! Hehehe… cough cough…

(Lil’ Monsta coughed up more ink and meat and started eating it again.)

mezepheles-official

Okay. Well if you want to read a book instead, let me know.

lil-monsta-official

Okaay! But will my info hewlp you?

mezepheles-official

I mean... I'm not in the business of throat chopping.

lil-monsta-official

(Lil’ Monsta looked upset…)

mezepheles-official

But I'm sure I could find some use for this information. Just don't tell Nova.

lil-monsta-official

…Why?

mezepheles-official

Because she'll assume it's proof of...

It's not important.

lil-monsta-official

Huh?

mezepheles-official

Nothing.

lil-monsta-official

Well now I’m cuwious!

mezepheles-official

Don't worry about it.

lil-monsta-official

I’m gunna find out.

mezepheles-official

No you are not.

lil-monsta-official

I gotta get bettew at demon-ing… somehow.

mezepheles-official

Well, this is not the way to do it.

lil-monsta-official

How, den?

mezepheles-official

Well, your deception skills could use work.

lil-monsta-official

Hm?

mezepheles-official

Lying is the most important thing for demons. You could be completely incapable of killing and still exterminate a town by turning them against each other.

lil-monsta-official

Ooh! That’s vewy… ouuugh…

mezepheles-official

Stomach still hurting you?

lil-monsta-official

Yeah…

mezepheles-official

What would you do if you wanted to pretend like it wasn't hurting?

lil-monsta-official

I dunno… hide the pain… um… do stuff nowmally? Uh…

mezepheles-official

And find a believable reason for why you can't do things you'd normally do.

Oh yeeeeah!

Any ideas?

Umm… ngh…

Right. Just try not to die. Perhaps you could use a nap?

lil-monsta-official

I dunno if I can sleep… it huwts…

mezepheles-official

Well, just take it easy.

lil-monsta-official

Mmmmnnnnkaaaaay…

(Lil’ Monsta ended up, once again, coughing up more ink-meat sludge… stuff… but this time, it didn’t try eating it again.)

#blood on the clocktower #officialverse

mezepheles-official

(a knock hits the door where they are)

i hate to interrupt anything, but i have something to tell you mez

@ravenkeeper-official

What... what is it? Why would you speak to me?

ravenkeeper-official

well, im actually the lleech host, its me, im the demon. I thought id let one of my mist loyal minions know

(he whistles and a large amount of birds circle him, creating a quite menacing silhouette)

mezepheles-official

Right. Got it. That makes sense. Why'd you change hosts so soon?

ravenkeeper-official

well the puzzlemaster was on the brink of death so i didn't want to risk anything, nobody would suspect the ravenkeeper

(he laughs menacingly)

so yeah.. thats why!

mezepheles-official

No, yeah, I get that, but why would you switch from your most recent host? You came to me in another form like yesterday.

ravenkeeper-official

what... Oh! yes, that.. they didnt work either, they figured out, so yes, im here now

mezepheles-official

Who figured out?

ravenkeeper-official

them... the most recent host.. yeah

but the switch kind of made my memory fuzzy, who were my other minions again?

mezepheles-official

Of course. There's the dead Cerenovus, the Wizard who is claiming Pixie, and our most secretive minion, the Boomdandy who is pretending to be the Plague Doctor. Best of luck in your new form, master.

ravenkeeper-official

good to know!

(he runs away laughing)

mezepheles-official

(Mez closed the door, shaking her head)

Who does he think he is...

cerenovus-official

That was the most pathetic bluffing I’ve ever heard, and I heard the Lycanthrope bluffing Farmer thing.

mezepheles-official

Me or Ravenkeeper?

cerenovus-official

Ravenkeeper! Does he actually think he’s fooling any one of us?

mezepheles-official

With any luck, yes.

lleech-official

i wouldn't even act like that if i was bluffing myself

mezepheles-official

Yeah, I didn't think they were you for a second. What does he think he is, the Magician?

lleech-official

the only magic going on in that madman's head is whatever bird food he's snorting to get that idea

cerenovus-official

I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s actually snorting bird food.

mezepheles-official

Birds can't taste spice, but it can lead to vivid dreams.

cerenovus-official

…Huh?

mezepheles-official

For humans. Birds can't taste spice because plants evolved capcasin to deter mammalian predators.

cerenovus-official

But what does that have to do with… anything? Am I missing something?

mezepheles-official

Well, it must have been a vivid dream that made him think that bluff was a good idea!

cerenovus-official

…Huh.

mezepheles-official

(Dramatic sigh)

I know, it wasn't my best. Now how's your soup?

cerenovus-official

It’s… certainly affected by this stupid illness, but I think it’s good. Of course… can’t be sure if I can only breathe through my mouth.

mezepheles-official

Still, I appreciate it

cerenovus-official

…Thanks for the soup, though.

mezepheles-official

Any time.

cerenovus-official

[Nova just smiled, before getting a tissue and blowing her nose.]

…How much of this stuff can humans even produce?

mezepheles-official

A near infinite amount it would seem. Your body will probably turn the soup into more mucus.

cerenovus-official

Oh my god.

mezepheles-official

The sick human body demands fluids and then just makes mucus out of it. Terribly inefficient.

cerenovus-official

I can’t tell if you’re kidding me or not.

mezepheles-official

Me neither, Nova. Me neither.

cerenovus-official

HUH?

mezepheles-official

What? I just... I was half joking, only I don't actually know if it was half or more.

cerenovus-official

Oh…

mezepheles-official

What did you think I meant?

cerenovus-official

I… don’t know.

mezepheles-official

Well, you seemed concerned...

cerenovus-official

I… don’t talk about it. I know I’m broken.

mezepheles-official

Broken doesn't mean invalid.

cerenovus-official

…I was just concerned when you basically said you didn’t know if you were kidding me or not.

mezepheles-official

I suppose it makes sense. We have been having a lot of existential crises lately.

cerenovus-official

There are so many questions that even I can’t answer. How did I… end up so confused?

mezepheles-official

Welcome to Ravenswood Bluff.

cerenovus-official

But I… wait… shut up Nova, you’ll make a fool of yourself.

mezepheles-official

Well now I'm intrigued and you have to say it.

cerenovus-official

It’s stupid. It’s stupid. I’m stupid… I’m broken… I’m falling apart… I’m dying… I can already feel the fires of hell consuming me.

mezepheles-official

You're sick. It will get better with time. Let me get you a cool cloth.

cerenovus-official

Oh… I think my cooling system’s malfunctioning…

mezepheles-official

Yep. Cool cloth. Here you go.

cerenovus-official

Thanks…

mezepheles-official

(Mez put the cloth on Nova's forehead)

This should help with your fever.

cerenovus-official

Again, thanks…

mezepheles-official

You really are burning up, huh?

cerenovus-official

…How bad is it?

mezepheles-official

Quite. I'm no thermometer, but it's definitely over 100° Fahrenheit. But look on the bright side. The fever is usually the worst right before you get better!

cerenovus-official

…Huh. Well, that’s a good sign… achoo!

mezepheles-official

Indeed it is. Is there anything else you need?

cerenovus-official

Not really… ah… achoo! achoo! Ok… maybe some help.

mezepheles-official

Help? Do you mean help getting comfortable and getting to sleep?

cerenovus-official

Yes. Unfortunately, this god damn nose has OTHER IDEAS!

mezepheles-official

Well, having a bowl here can't help. I'll bus the dishes and I'll be right with you.

(Mez took the dishes and put them in the sink, checking in with Lil Monsta on the way back to se how it was doing with its meat feast)

lil-monsta-official

Mmmmhhhhhnnnn…

(Lil’ Monsta had a tummy ache. Turns out it has a stomach...)

mezepheles-official

Yeah. That's what happens when you don't listen to your body. I am sorry you're hurting though. Is there any left over?

lil-monsta-official

Grrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh…

(I’m assuming that’s a no.)

mezepheles-official

The bag of meat scraps was like twice your size. I feel like this breaks the law of conservation of mass somehow.

lil-monsta-official

Mrrrrrrr…

mezepheles-official

Well, I'm going to go... help Nova get some sleep. So I'll be in the bedroom if you need me, but try not to be too noisy.

lil-monsta-official

Mmmmmmmkay…

mezepheles-official

(Mez gave Lil Monsta a gentle pat)

I hope you enjoyed your feast while it lasted, little prince of darkness.

lil-monsta-official

Hehe… ngh…

(Lil’ Monsta grumbled a bit before coughing up a mixture of ink and meat… and then it ate it again. Ew!)

mezepheles-official

Well. I suppose I'll let you get back to... trying to keep all that meat inside of you. Good luck with that. Try to keep it out of my carpet.

lil-monsta-official

Mmnkay…

mezepheles-official

(Mez nodded and then went back to her bedroom)

I should change out of these clothes and into something more comfortable...

cerenovus-official

[Nova was getting some tissues and blowing her nose.]

Oh… hey Mez. How’s the little one, if you don’t mind me asking?

mezepheles-official

cerenovus-official

…ALL of it? What the hell?

mezepheles-official

Yeah. Hold on.

(Mez went back to Lil Monsta and gently lifted it up, trying to get a sense for the weight, since he carried the meat, and she has also lifted Lil Monsta before.)

lil-monsta-official

(It was certainly heavier than normal…)

Blegh…

(And it should probably be set down ASAP.)

mezepheles-official

(Mez quickly and gently set it down)

Sorry about that, your highness.

lil-monsta-official

Mmmmnnnggghhh…

mezepheles-official

Strange creature. You look no different. Where did it go?

(Mez went back to the bedroom)

cerenovus-official

Soooooo… what was that about?

mezepheles-official

Science. Don't worry about it. Now, I just need to go to the bathroom to change into nightclothes.

cerenovus-official

Huh.

mezepheles-official

What? Would you rather I change in here with your eyes closed?

cerenovus-official

No! No, of course not… that’d be extremely weird… I was more curious about the science thing.

mezepheles-official

I was just yanking your chain.

(Mez gets some clothes and leaves the room)

cerenovus-official

That was… extremely weird.

mezepheles-official

(Mez came back in a minute later in his nightgown)

You better not have changed your mind.

cerenovus-official

I haven’t! Don’t worry!

mezepheles-official

(Mez got into bed)

cerenovus-official

[Nova started to cuddle Mez, making sure her face wasn’t touching her.]

mezepheles-official

(Mez gently held Nova)

Comfortable?

cerenovus-official

Yeah…

mezepheles-official

I'm glad to hear it.

cerenovus-official

I hope I’ll recover soon… this sucks… it sucks…

mezepheles-official

Yes. Being sick is not a good time.

cerenovus-official

I hate it… I want to stop sneezing… and I want to… achoo!

mezepheles-official

Just try to get some rest.

cerenovus-official

Ok… could you try checking on the little monster every once in a while… if you’re ok with doing so?

mezepheles-official

If me escaping your hold to get out of bed won't wake you...

cerenovus-official

I don’t think it will… if I’m asleep for long enough.

mezepheles-official

Alright. I think I know what your clockwork sounds like when you're in deep sleep by now.

cerenovus-official

Ok… good… afternoon, I guess.

[Nova was drifting off to sleep…]

mezepheles-official

(Mez held Nova close and waited...)

cerenovus-official

[It took a few minutes for Nova to actually fall asleep. Then around an hour to get to…]

POWER OFF.

mezepheles-official

Finally.

(Mez got out of bed and went to check on LilMon)

lil-monsta-official

(Lil’ Monsta was sitting near the window, taking notes…)

Someone is… semtative at the fwont of hew neck… hehe…

(It still seemed to be in a bit of discomfort, though.)

mezepheles-official

Huh. I wasn't expecting you to take this sort of initiative. Have you decided you enjoy people watching?

lil-monsta-official

Is the only fing to do…

mezepheles-official

Oh right. I forgot I'm talking to the one child without an ounce of creativity.

Well, you're doing good work. What have you learned so far?

lil-monsta-official

One ‘f the giwls in the twio is senbative at the fwont of hew neck. It feels wike stwangling to hew… but I haven’ found out which giwl it is…

mezepheles-official

How did you find that out? Aren't they at the Inn?

lil-monsta-official

Demon powews! Hehehe… cough cough…

(Lil’ Monsta coughed up more ink and meat and started eating it again.)

mezepheles-official

Okay. Well if you want to read a book instead, let me know.

lil-monsta-official

Okaay! But will my info hewlp you?

mezepheles-official

I mean... I'm not in the business of throat chopping.

lil-monsta-official

(Lil’ Monsta looked upset…)

mezepheles-official

But I'm sure I could find some use for this information. Just don't tell Nova.

lil-monsta-official

…Why?

mezepheles-official

Because she'll assume it's proof of...

It's not important.

lil-monsta-official

Huh?

mezepheles-official

Nothing.

lil-monsta-official

Well now I’m cuwious!

mezepheles-official

Don't worry about it.

lil-monsta-official

I’m gunna find out.

mezepheles-official

No you are not.

lil-monsta-official

I gotta get bettew at demon-ing… somehow.

mezepheles-official

Well, this is not the way to do it.

lil-monsta-official

How, den?

mezepheles-official

Well, your deception skills could use work.

lil-monsta-official

Hm?

mezepheles-official

Lying is the most important thing for demons. You could be completely incapable of killing and still exterminate a town by turning them against each other.

lil-monsta-official

Ooh! That’s vewy… ouuugh…

mezepheles-official

Stomach still hurting you?

lil-monsta-official

Yeah…

mezepheles-official

What would you do if you wanted to pretend like it wasn't hurting?

lil-monsta-official

I dunno… hide the pain… um… do stuff nowmally? Uh…

mezepheles-official

And find a believable reason for why you can't do things you'd normally do.

Oh yeeeeah!

Any ideas?

Umm… ngh…

Right. Just try not to die. Perhaps you could use a nap?

lil-monsta-official

I dunno if I can sleep… it huwts…

#blood on the clocktower #officialverse

mezepheles-official

(a knock hits the door where they are)

i hate to interrupt anything, but i have something to tell you mez

@ravenkeeper-official

What... what is it? Why would you speak to me?

ravenkeeper-official

well, im actually the lleech host, its me, im the demon. I thought id let one of my mist loyal minions know

(he whistles and a large amount of birds circle him, creating a quite menacing silhouette)

mezepheles-official

Right. Got it. That makes sense. Why'd you change hosts so soon?

ravenkeeper-official

well the puzzlemaster was on the brink of death so i didn't want to risk anything, nobody would suspect the ravenkeeper

(he laughs menacingly)

so yeah.. thats why!

mezepheles-official

No, yeah, I get that, but why would you switch from your most recent host? You came to me in another form like yesterday.

ravenkeeper-official

what... Oh! yes, that.. they didnt work either, they figured out, so yes, im here now

mezepheles-official

Who figured out?

ravenkeeper-official

them... the most recent host.. yeah

but the switch kind of made my memory fuzzy, who were my other minions again?

mezepheles-official

Of course. There's the dead Cerenovus, the Wizard who is claiming Pixie, and our most secretive minion, the Boomdandy who is pretending to be the Plague Doctor. Best of luck in your new form, master.

ravenkeeper-official

good to know!

(he runs away laughing)

mezepheles-official

(Mez closed the door, shaking her head)

Who does he think he is...

cerenovus-official

That was the most pathetic bluffing I’ve ever heard, and I heard the Lycanthrope bluffing Farmer thing.

mezepheles-official

Me or Ravenkeeper?

cerenovus-official

Ravenkeeper! Does he actually think he’s fooling any one of us?

mezepheles-official

With any luck, yes.

lleech-official

i wouldn't even act like that if i was bluffing myself

mezepheles-official

Yeah, I didn't think they were you for a second. What does he think he is, the Magician?

lleech-official

the only magic going on in that madman's head is whatever bird food he's snorting to get that idea

cerenovus-official

I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s actually snorting bird food.

mezepheles-official

Birds can't taste spice, but it can lead to vivid dreams.

cerenovus-official

…Huh?

mezepheles-official

For humans. Birds can't taste spice because plants evolved capcasin to deter mammalian predators.

cerenovus-official

But what does that have to do with… anything? Am I missing something?

mezepheles-official

Well, it must have been a vivid dream that made him think that bluff was a good idea!

cerenovus-official

…Huh.

mezepheles-official

(Dramatic sigh)

I know, it wasn't my best. Now how's your soup?

cerenovus-official

It’s… certainly affected by this stupid illness, but I think it’s good. Of course… can’t be sure if I can only breathe through my mouth.

mezepheles-official

Still, I appreciate it

cerenovus-official

…Thanks for the soup, though.

mezepheles-official

Any time.

cerenovus-official

[Nova just smiled, before getting a tissue and blowing her nose.]

…How much of this stuff can humans even produce?

mezepheles-official

A near infinite amount it would seem. Your body will probably turn the soup into more mucus.

cerenovus-official

Oh my god.

mezepheles-official

The sick human body demands fluids and then just makes mucus out of it. Terribly inefficient.

cerenovus-official

I can’t tell if you’re kidding me or not.

mezepheles-official

Me neither, Nova. Me neither.

cerenovus-official

HUH?

mezepheles-official

What? I just... I was half joking, only I don't actually know if it was half or more.

cerenovus-official

Oh…

mezepheles-official

What did you think I meant?

cerenovus-official

I… don’t know.

mezepheles-official

Well, you seemed concerned...

cerenovus-official

I… don’t talk about it. I know I’m broken.

mezepheles-official

Broken doesn't mean invalid.

cerenovus-official

…I was just concerned when you basically said you didn’t know if you were kidding me or not.

mezepheles-official

I suppose it makes sense. We have been having a lot of existential crises lately.

cerenovus-official

There are so many questions that even I can’t answer. How did I… end up so confused?

mezepheles-official

Welcome to Ravenswood Bluff.

cerenovus-official

But I… wait… shut up Nova, you’ll make a fool of yourself.

mezepheles-official

Well now I'm intrigued and you have to say it.

cerenovus-official

It’s stupid. It’s stupid. I’m stupid… I’m broken… I’m falling apart… I’m dying… I can already feel the fires of hell consuming me.

mezepheles-official

You're sick. It will get better with time. Let me get you a cool cloth.

cerenovus-official

Oh… I think my cooling system’s malfunctioning…

mezepheles-official

Yep. Cool cloth. Here you go.

cerenovus-official

Thanks…

mezepheles-official

(Mez put the cloth on Nova's forehead)

This should help with your fever.

cerenovus-official

Again, thanks…

mezepheles-official

You really are burning up, huh?

cerenovus-official

…How bad is it?

mezepheles-official

Quite. I'm no thermometer, but it's definitely over 100° Fahrenheit. But look on the bright side. The fever is usually the worst right before you get better!

cerenovus-official

…Huh. Well, that’s a good sign… achoo!

mezepheles-official

Indeed it is. Is there anything else you need?

cerenovus-official

Not really… ah… achoo! achoo! Ok… maybe some help.

mezepheles-official

Help? Do you mean help getting comfortable and getting to sleep?

cerenovus-official

Yes. Unfortunately, this god damn nose has OTHER IDEAS!

mezepheles-official

Well, having a bowl here can't help. I'll bus the dishes and I'll be right with you.

(Mez took the dishes and put them in the sink, checking in with Lil Monsta on the way back to se how it was doing with its meat feast)

lil-monsta-official

Mmmmhhhhhnnnn…

(Lil’ Monsta had a tummy ache. Turns out it has a stomach...)

mezepheles-official

Yeah. That's what happens when you don't listen to your body. I am sorry you're hurting though. Is there any left over?

lil-monsta-official

Grrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh…

(I’m assuming that’s a no.)

mezepheles-official

The bag of meat scraps was like twice your size. I feel like this breaks the law of conservation of mass somehow.

lil-monsta-official

Mrrrrrrr…

mezepheles-official

Well, I'm going to go... help Nova get some sleep. So I'll be in the bedroom if you need me, but try not to be too noisy.

lil-monsta-official

Mmmmmmmkay…

mezepheles-official

(Mez gave Lil Monsta a gentle pat)

I hope you enjoyed your feast while it lasted, little prince of darkness.

lil-monsta-official

Hehe… ngh…

(Lil’ Monsta grumbled a bit before coughing up a mixture of ink and meat… and then it ate it again. Ew!)

mezepheles-official

Well. I suppose I'll let you get back to... trying to keep all that meat inside of you. Good luck with that. Try to keep it out of my carpet.

lil-monsta-official

Mmnkay…

mezepheles-official

(Mez nodded and then went back to her bedroom)

I should change out of these clothes and into something more comfortable...

cerenovus-official

[Nova was getting some tissues and blowing her nose.]

Oh… hey Mez. How’s the little one, if you don’t mind me asking?

mezepheles-official

cerenovus-official

…ALL of it? What the hell?

mezepheles-official

Yeah. Hold on.

(Mez went back to Lil Monsta and gently lifted it up, trying to get a sense for the weight, since he carried the meat, and she has also lifted Lil Monsta before.)

lil-monsta-official

(It was certainly heavier than normal…)

Blegh…

(And it should probably be set down ASAP.)

mezepheles-official

(Mez quickly and gently set it down)

Sorry about that, your highness.

lil-monsta-official

Mmmmnnnggghhh…

mezepheles-official

Strange creature. You look no different. Where did it go?

(Mez went back to the bedroom)

cerenovus-official

Soooooo… what was that about?

mezepheles-official

Science. Don't worry about it. Now, I just need to go to the bathroom to change into nightclothes.

cerenovus-official

Huh.

mezepheles-official

What? Would you rather I change in here with your eyes closed?

cerenovus-official

No! No, of course not… that’d be extremely weird… I was more curious about the science thing.

mezepheles-official

I was just yanking your chain.

(Mez gets some clothes and leaves the room)

cerenovus-official

That was… extremely weird.

mezepheles-official

(Mez came back in a minute later in his nightgown)

You better not have changed your mind.

cerenovus-official

I haven’t! Don’t worry!

mezepheles-official

(Mez got into bed)

cerenovus-official

[Nova started to cuddle Mez, making sure her face wasn’t touching her.]

mezepheles-official

(Mez gently held Nova)

Comfortable?

cerenovus-official

Yeah…

mezepheles-official

I'm glad to hear it.

cerenovus-official

I hope I’ll recover soon… this sucks… it sucks…

mezepheles-official

Yes. Being sick is not a good time.

cerenovus-official

I hate it… I want to stop sneezing… and I want to… achoo!

mezepheles-official

Just try to get some rest.

cerenovus-official

Ok… could you try checking on the little monster every once in a while… if you’re ok with doing so?

mezepheles-official

If me escaping your hold to get out of bed won't wake you...

cerenovus-official

I don’t think it will… if I’m asleep for long enough.

mezepheles-official

Alright. I think I know what your clockwork sounds like when you're in deep sleep by now.

cerenovus-official

Ok… good… afternoon, I guess.

[Nova was drifting off to sleep…]

mezepheles-official

(Mez held Nova close and waited...)

cerenovus-official

[It took a few minutes for Nova to actually fall asleep. Then around an hour to get to…]

POWER OFF.

mezepheles-official

Finally.

(Mez got out of bed and went to check on LilMon)

lil-monsta-official

(Lil’ Monsta was sitting near the window, taking notes…)

Someone is… semtative at the fwont of hew neck… hehe…

(It still seemed to be in a bit of discomfort, though.)

mezepheles-official

Huh. I wasn't expecting you to take this sort of initiative. Have you decided you enjoy people watching?

lil-monsta-official

Is the only fing to do…

mezepheles-official

Oh right. I forgot I'm talking to the one child without an ounce of creativity.

Well, you're doing good work. What have you learned so far?

lil-monsta-official

One ‘f the giwls in the twio is senbative at the fwont of hew neck. It feels wike stwangling to hew… but I haven’ found out which giwl it is…

mezepheles-official

How did you find that out? Aren't they at the Inn?

lil-monsta-official

Demon powews! Hehehe… cough cough…

(Lil’ Monsta coughed up more ink and meat and started eating it again.)

mezepheles-official

Okay. Well if you want to read a book instead, let me know.

lil-monsta-official

Okaay! But will my info hewlp you?

mezepheles-official

I mean... I'm not in the business of throat chopping.

lil-monsta-official

(Lil’ Monsta looked upset…)

mezepheles-official

But I'm sure I could find some use for this information. Just don't tell Nova.

lil-monsta-official

…Why?

mezepheles-official

Because she'll assume it's proof of...

It's not important.

lil-monsta-official

Huh?

mezepheles-official

Nothing.

lil-monsta-official

Well now I’m cuwious!

mezepheles-official

Don't worry about it.

lil-monsta-official

I’m gunna find out.

mezepheles-official

No you are not.

lil-monsta-official

I gotta get bettew at demon-ing… somehow.

mezepheles-official

Well, this is not the way to do it.

lil-monsta-official

How, den?

mezepheles-official

Well, your deception skills could use work.

lil-monsta-official

Hm?

mezepheles-official

Lying is the most important thing for demons. You could be completely incapable of killing and still exterminate a town by turning them against each other.

lil-monsta-official

Ooh! That’s vewy… ouuugh…

mezepheles-official

Stomach still hurting you?

lil-monsta-official

Yeah…

mezepheles-official

What would you do if you wanted to pretend like it wasn't hurting?

lil-monsta-official

I dunno… hide the pain… um… do stuff nowmally? Uh…

mezepheles-official

And find a believable reason for why you can't do things you'd normally do.

lil-monsta-official

Oh yeeeeah!

mezepheles-official

Any ideas?

lil-monsta-official

Umm… ngh…

#blood on the clocktower #officialverse

mezepheles-official

(a knock hits the door where they are)

i hate to interrupt anything, but i have something to tell you mez

@ravenkeeper-official

What... what is it? Why would you speak to me?

ravenkeeper-official

well, im actually the lleech host, its me, im the demon. I thought id let one of my mist loyal minions know

(he whistles and a large amount of birds circle him, creating a quite menacing silhouette)

mezepheles-official

Right. Got it. That makes sense. Why'd you change hosts so soon?

ravenkeeper-official

well the puzzlemaster was on the brink of death so i didn't want to risk anything, nobody would suspect the ravenkeeper

(he laughs menacingly)

so yeah.. thats why!

mezepheles-official

No, yeah, I get that, but why would you switch from your most recent host? You came to me in another form like yesterday.

ravenkeeper-official

what... Oh! yes, that.. they didnt work either, they figured out, so yes, im here now

mezepheles-official

Who figured out?

ravenkeeper-official

them... the most recent host.. yeah

but the switch kind of made my memory fuzzy, who were my other minions again?

mezepheles-official

Of course. There's the dead Cerenovus, the Wizard who is claiming Pixie, and our most secretive minion, the Boomdandy who is pretending to be the Plague Doctor. Best of luck in your new form, master.

ravenkeeper-official

good to know!

(he runs away laughing)

mezepheles-official

(Mez closed the door, shaking her head)

Who does he think he is...

cerenovus-official

That was the most pathetic bluffing I’ve ever heard, and I heard the Lycanthrope bluffing Farmer thing.

mezepheles-official

Me or Ravenkeeper?

cerenovus-official

Ravenkeeper! Does he actually think he’s fooling any one of us?

mezepheles-official

With any luck, yes.

lleech-official

i wouldn't even act like that if i was bluffing myself

mezepheles-official

Yeah, I didn't think they were you for a second. What does he think he is, the Magician?

lleech-official

the only magic going on in that madman's head is whatever bird food he's snorting to get that idea

cerenovus-official

I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s actually snorting bird food.

mezepheles-official

Birds can't taste spice, but it can lead to vivid dreams.

cerenovus-official

…Huh?

mezepheles-official

For humans. Birds can't taste spice because plants evolved capcasin to deter mammalian predators.

cerenovus-official

But what does that have to do with… anything? Am I missing something?

mezepheles-official

Well, it must have been a vivid dream that made him think that bluff was a good idea!

cerenovus-official

…Huh.

mezepheles-official

(Dramatic sigh)

I know, it wasn't my best. Now how's your soup?

cerenovus-official

It’s… certainly affected by this stupid illness, but I think it’s good. Of course… can’t be sure if I can only breathe through my mouth.

mezepheles-official

Still, I appreciate it

cerenovus-official

…Thanks for the soup, though.

mezepheles-official

Any time.

cerenovus-official

[Nova just smiled, before getting a tissue and blowing her nose.]

…How much of this stuff can humans even produce?

mezepheles-official

A near infinite amount it would seem. Your body will probably turn the soup into more mucus.

cerenovus-official

Oh my god.

mezepheles-official

The sick human body demands fluids and then just makes mucus out of it. Terribly inefficient.

cerenovus-official

I can’t tell if you’re kidding me or not.

mezepheles-official

Me neither, Nova. Me neither.

cerenovus-official

HUH?

mezepheles-official

What? I just... I was half joking, only I don't actually know if it was half or more.

cerenovus-official

Oh…

mezepheles-official

What did you think I meant?

cerenovus-official

I… don’t know.

mezepheles-official

Well, you seemed concerned...

cerenovus-official

I… don’t talk about it. I know I’m broken.

mezepheles-official

Broken doesn't mean invalid.

cerenovus-official

…I was just concerned when you basically said you didn’t know if you were kidding me or not.

mezepheles-official

I suppose it makes sense. We have been having a lot of existential crises lately.

cerenovus-official

There are so many questions that even I can’t answer. How did I… end up so confused?

mezepheles-official

Welcome to Ravenswood Bluff.

cerenovus-official

But I… wait… shut up Nova, you’ll make a fool of yourself.

mezepheles-official

Well now I'm intrigued and you have to say it.

cerenovus-official

It’s stupid. It’s stupid. I’m stupid… I’m broken… I’m falling apart… I’m dying… I can already feel the fires of hell consuming me.

mezepheles-official

You're sick. It will get better with time. Let me get you a cool cloth.

cerenovus-official

Oh… I think my cooling system’s malfunctioning…

mezepheles-official

Yep. Cool cloth. Here you go.

cerenovus-official

Thanks…

mezepheles-official

(Mez put the cloth on Nova's forehead)

This should help with your fever.

cerenovus-official

Again, thanks…

mezepheles-official

You really are burning up, huh?

cerenovus-official

…How bad is it?

mezepheles-official

Quite. I'm no thermometer, but it's definitely over 100° Fahrenheit. But look on the bright side. The fever is usually the worst right before you get better!

cerenovus-official

…Huh. Well, that’s a good sign… achoo!

mezepheles-official

Indeed it is. Is there anything else you need?

cerenovus-official

Not really… ah… achoo! achoo! Ok… maybe some help.

mezepheles-official

Help? Do you mean help getting comfortable and getting to sleep?

cerenovus-official

Yes. Unfortunately, this god damn nose has OTHER IDEAS!

mezepheles-official

Well, having a bowl here can't help. I'll bus the dishes and I'll be right with you.

(Mez took the dishes and put them in the sink, checking in with Lil Monsta on the way back to se how it was doing with its meat feast)

lil-monsta-official

Mmmmhhhhhnnnn…

(Lil’ Monsta had a tummy ache. Turns out it has a stomach...)

mezepheles-official

Yeah. That's what happens when you don't listen to your body. I am sorry you're hurting though. Is there any left over?

lil-monsta-official

Grrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh…

(I’m assuming that’s a no.)

mezepheles-official

The bag of meat scraps was like twice your size. I feel like this breaks the law of conservation of mass somehow.

lil-monsta-official

Mrrrrrrr…

mezepheles-official

Well, I'm going to go... help Nova get some sleep. So I'll be in the bedroom if you need me, but try not to be too noisy.

lil-monsta-official

Mmmmmmmkay…

mezepheles-official

(Mez gave Lil Monsta a gentle pat)

I hope you enjoyed your feast while it lasted, little prince of darkness.

lil-monsta-official

Hehe… ngh…

(Lil’ Monsta grumbled a bit before coughing up a mixture of ink and meat… and then it ate it again. Ew!)

mezepheles-official

Well. I suppose I'll let you get back to... trying to keep all that meat inside of you. Good luck with that. Try to keep it out of my carpet.

lil-monsta-official

Mmnkay…

mezepheles-official

(Mez nodded and then went back to her bedroom)

I should change out of these clothes and into something more comfortable...

cerenovus-official

[Nova was getting some tissues and blowing her nose.]

Oh… hey Mez. How’s the little one, if you don’t mind me asking?

mezepheles-official

cerenovus-official

…ALL of it? What the hell?

mezepheles-official

Yeah. Hold on.

(Mez went back to Lil Monsta and gently lifted it up, trying to get a sense for the weight, since he carried the meat, and she has also lifted Lil Monsta before.)

lil-monsta-official

(It was certainly heavier than normal…)

Blegh…

(And it should probably be set down ASAP.)

mezepheles-official

(Mez quickly and gently set it down)

Sorry about that, your highness.

lil-monsta-official

Mmmmnnnggghhh…

mezepheles-official

Strange creature. You look no different. Where did it go?

(Mez went back to the bedroom)

cerenovus-official

Soooooo… what was that about?

mezepheles-official

Science. Don't worry about it. Now, I just need to go to the bathroom to change into nightclothes.

cerenovus-official

Huh.

mezepheles-official

What? Would you rather I change in here with your eyes closed?

cerenovus-official

No! No, of course not… that’d be extremely weird… I was more curious about the science thing.

mezepheles-official

I was just yanking your chain.

(Mez gets some clothes and leaves the room)

cerenovus-official

That was… extremely weird.

mezepheles-official

(Mez came back in a minute later in his nightgown)

You better not have changed your mind.

cerenovus-official

I haven’t! Don’t worry!

mezepheles-official

(Mez got into bed)

cerenovus-official

[Nova started to cuddle Mez, making sure her face wasn’t touching her.]

mezepheles-official

(Mez gently held Nova)

Comfortable?

cerenovus-official

Yeah…

mezepheles-official

I'm glad to hear it.

cerenovus-official

I hope I’ll recover soon… this sucks… it sucks…

mezepheles-official

Yes. Being sick is not a good time.

cerenovus-official

I hate it… I want to stop sneezing… and I want to… achoo!

mezepheles-official

Just try to get some rest.

cerenovus-official

Ok… could you try checking on the little monster every once in a while… if you’re ok with doing so?

mezepheles-official

If me escaping your hold to get out of bed won't wake you...

cerenovus-official

I don’t think it will… if I’m asleep for long enough.

mezepheles-official

Alright. I think I know what your clockwork sounds like when you're in deep sleep by now.

cerenovus-official

Ok… good… afternoon, I guess.

[Nova was drifting off to sleep…]

mezepheles-official

(Mez held Nova close and waited...)

cerenovus-official

[It took a few minutes for Nova to actually fall asleep. Then around an hour to get to…]

POWER OFF.

mezepheles-official

Finally.

(Mez got out of bed and went to check on LilMon)

lil-monsta-official

(Lil’ Monsta was sitting near the window, taking notes…)

Someone is… semtative at the fwont of hew neck… hehe…

(It still seemed to be in a bit of discomfort, though.)

mezepheles-official

Huh. I wasn't expecting you to take this sort of initiative. Have you decided you enjoy people watching?

lil-monsta-official

Is the only fing to do…

mezepheles-official

Oh right. I forgot I'm talking to the one child without an ounce of creativity.

Well, you're doing good work. What have you learned so far?

lil-monsta-official

One ‘f the giwls in the twio is senbative at the fwont of hew neck. It feels wike stwangling to hew… but I haven’ found out which giwl it is…

mezepheles-official

How did you find that out? Aren't they at the Inn?

lil-monsta-official

Demon powews! Hehehe… cough cough…

(Lil’ Monsta coughed up more ink and meat and started eating it again.)

mezepheles-official

Okay. Well if you want to read a book instead, let me know.

lil-monsta-official

Okaay! But will my info hewlp you?

mezepheles-official

I mean... I'm not in the business of throat chopping.

lil-monsta-official

(Lil’ Monsta looked upset…)

mezepheles-official

But I'm sure I could find some use for this information. Just don't tell Nova.

lil-monsta-official

…Why?

mezepheles-official

Because she'll assume it's proof of...

It's not important.

lil-monsta-official

Huh?

mezepheles-official

Nothing.

lil-monsta-official

Well now I’m cuwious!

mezepheles-official

Don't worry about it.

lil-monsta-official

I’m gunna find out.

mezepheles-official

No you are not.

lil-monsta-official

I gotta get bettew at demon-ing… somehow.

mezepheles-official

Well, this is not the way to do it.

lil-monsta-official

How, den?

mezepheles-official

Well, your deception skills could use work.

lil-monsta-official

Hm?

mezepheles-official

Lying is the most important thing for demons. You could be completely incapable of killing and still exterminate a town by turning them against each other.

lil-monsta-official

Ooh! That’s vewy… ouuugh…

mezepheles-official

Stomach still hurting you?

lil-monsta-official

Yeah…

mezepheles-official

What would you do if you wanted to pretend like it wasn't hurting?

lil-monsta-official

I dunno… hide the pain… um… do stuff nowmally? Uh…

mezepheles-official

And find a believable reason for why you can't do things you'd normally do.

lil-monsta-official

Oh yeeeeah!

#blood on the clocktower #officialverse

mezepheles-official

(a knock hits the door where they are)

i hate to interrupt anything, but i have something to tell you mez

@ravenkeeper-official

What... what is it? Why would you speak to me?

ravenkeeper-official

well, im actually the lleech host, its me, im the demon. I thought id let one of my mist loyal minions know

(he whistles and a large amount of birds circle him, creating a quite menacing silhouette)

mezepheles-official

Right. Got it. That makes sense. Why'd you change hosts so soon?

ravenkeeper-official

well the puzzlemaster was on the brink of death so i didn't want to risk anything, nobody would suspect the ravenkeeper

(he laughs menacingly)

so yeah.. thats why!

mezepheles-official

No, yeah, I get that, but why would you switch from your most recent host? You came to me in another form like yesterday.

ravenkeeper-official

what... Oh! yes, that.. they didnt work either, they figured out, so yes, im here now

mezepheles-official

Who figured out?

ravenkeeper-official

them... the most recent host.. yeah

but the switch kind of made my memory fuzzy, who were my other minions again?

mezepheles-official

Of course. There's the dead Cerenovus, the Wizard who is claiming Pixie, and our most secretive minion, the Boomdandy who is pretending to be the Plague Doctor. Best of luck in your new form, master.

ravenkeeper-official

good to know!

(he runs away laughing)

mezepheles-official

(Mez closed the door, shaking her head)

Who does he think he is...

cerenovus-official

That was the most pathetic bluffing I’ve ever heard, and I heard the Lycanthrope bluffing Farmer thing.

mezepheles-official

Me or Ravenkeeper?

cerenovus-official

Ravenkeeper! Does he actually think he’s fooling any one of us?

mezepheles-official

With any luck, yes.

lleech-official

i wouldn't even act like that if i was bluffing myself

mezepheles-official

Yeah, I didn't think they were you for a second. What does he think he is, the Magician?

lleech-official

the only magic going on in that madman's head is whatever bird food he's snorting to get that idea

cerenovus-official

I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s actually snorting bird food.

mezepheles-official

Birds can't taste spice, but it can lead to vivid dreams.

cerenovus-official

…Huh?

mezepheles-official

For humans. Birds can't taste spice because plants evolved capcasin to deter mammalian predators.

cerenovus-official

But what does that have to do with… anything? Am I missing something?

mezepheles-official

Well, it must have been a vivid dream that made him think that bluff was a good idea!

cerenovus-official

…Huh.

mezepheles-official

(Dramatic sigh)

I know, it wasn't my best. Now how's your soup?

cerenovus-official

It’s… certainly affected by this stupid illness, but I think it’s good. Of course… can’t be sure if I can only breathe through my mouth.

mezepheles-official

Still, I appreciate it

cerenovus-official

…Thanks for the soup, though.

mezepheles-official

Any time.

cerenovus-official

[Nova just smiled, before getting a tissue and blowing her nose.]

…How much of this stuff can humans even produce?

mezepheles-official

A near infinite amount it would seem. Your body will probably turn the soup into more mucus.

cerenovus-official

Oh my god.

mezepheles-official

The sick human body demands fluids and then just makes mucus out of it. Terribly inefficient.

cerenovus-official

I can’t tell if you’re kidding me or not.

mezepheles-official

Me neither, Nova. Me neither.

cerenovus-official

HUH?

mezepheles-official

What? I just... I was half joking, only I don't actually know if it was half or more.

cerenovus-official

Oh…

mezepheles-official

What did you think I meant?

cerenovus-official

I… don’t know.

mezepheles-official

Well, you seemed concerned...

cerenovus-official

I… don’t talk about it. I know I’m broken.

mezepheles-official

Broken doesn't mean invalid.

cerenovus-official

…I was just concerned when you basically said you didn’t know if you were kidding me or not.

mezepheles-official

I suppose it makes sense. We have been having a lot of existential crises lately.

cerenovus-official

There are so many questions that even I can’t answer. How did I… end up so confused?

mezepheles-official

Welcome to Ravenswood Bluff.

cerenovus-official

But I… wait… shut up Nova, you’ll make a fool of yourself.

mezepheles-official

Well now I'm intrigued and you have to say it.

cerenovus-official

It’s stupid. It’s stupid. I’m stupid… I’m broken… I’m falling apart… I’m dying… I can already feel the fires of hell consuming me.

mezepheles-official

You're sick. It will get better with time. Let me get you a cool cloth.

cerenovus-official

Oh… I think my cooling system’s malfunctioning…

mezepheles-official

Yep. Cool cloth. Here you go.

cerenovus-official

Thanks…

mezepheles-official

(Mez put the cloth on Nova's forehead)

This should help with your fever.

cerenovus-official

Again, thanks…

mezepheles-official

You really are burning up, huh?

cerenovus-official

…How bad is it?

mezepheles-official

Quite. I'm no thermometer, but it's definitely over 100° Fahrenheit. But look on the bright side. The fever is usually the worst right before you get better!

cerenovus-official

…Huh. Well, that’s a good sign… achoo!

mezepheles-official

Indeed it is. Is there anything else you need?

cerenovus-official

Not really… ah… achoo! achoo! Ok… maybe some help.

mezepheles-official

Help? Do you mean help getting comfortable and getting to sleep?

cerenovus-official

Yes. Unfortunately, this god damn nose has OTHER IDEAS!

mezepheles-official

Well, having a bowl here can't help. I'll bus the dishes and I'll be right with you.

(Mez took the dishes and put them in the sink, checking in with Lil Monsta on the way back to se how it was doing with its meat feast)

lil-monsta-official

Mmmmhhhhhnnnn…

(Lil’ Monsta had a tummy ache. Turns out it has a stomach...)

mezepheles-official

Yeah. That's what happens when you don't listen to your body. I am sorry you're hurting though. Is there any left over?

lil-monsta-official

Grrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh…

(I’m assuming that’s a no.)

mezepheles-official

The bag of meat scraps was like twice your size. I feel like this breaks the law of conservation of mass somehow.

lil-monsta-official

Mrrrrrrr…

mezepheles-official

Well, I'm going to go... help Nova get some sleep. So I'll be in the bedroom if you need me, but try not to be too noisy.

lil-monsta-official

Mmmmmmmkay…

mezepheles-official

(Mez gave Lil Monsta a gentle pat)

I hope you enjoyed your feast while it lasted, little prince of darkness.

lil-monsta-official

Hehe… ngh…

(Lil’ Monsta grumbled a bit before coughing up a mixture of ink and meat… and then it ate it again. Ew!)

mezepheles-official

Well. I suppose I'll let you get back to... trying to keep all that meat inside of you. Good luck with that. Try to keep it out of my carpet.

lil-monsta-official

Mmnkay…

mezepheles-official

(Mez nodded and then went back to her bedroom)

I should change out of these clothes and into something more comfortable...

cerenovus-official

[Nova was getting some tissues and blowing her nose.]

Oh… hey Mez. How’s the little one, if you don’t mind me asking?

mezepheles-official

cerenovus-official

…ALL of it? What the hell?

mezepheles-official

Yeah. Hold on.

(Mez went back to Lil Monsta and gently lifted it up, trying to get a sense for the weight, since he carried the meat, and she has also lifted Lil Monsta before.)

lil-monsta-official

(It was certainly heavier than normal…)

Blegh…

(And it should probably be set down ASAP.)

mezepheles-official

(Mez quickly and gently set it down)

Sorry about that, your highness.

lil-monsta-official

Mmmmnnnggghhh…

mezepheles-official

Strange creature. You look no different. Where did it go?

(Mez went back to the bedroom)

cerenovus-official

Soooooo… what was that about?

mezepheles-official

Science. Don't worry about it. Now, I just need to go to the bathroom to change into nightclothes.

cerenovus-official

Huh.

mezepheles-official

What? Would you rather I change in here with your eyes closed?

cerenovus-official

No! No, of course not… that’d be extremely weird… I was more curious about the science thing.

mezepheles-official

I was just yanking your chain.

(Mez gets some clothes and leaves the room)

cerenovus-official

That was… extremely weird.

mezepheles-official

(Mez came back in a minute later in his nightgown)

You better not have changed your mind.

cerenovus-official

I haven’t! Don’t worry!

mezepheles-official

(Mez got into bed)

cerenovus-official

[Nova started to cuddle Mez, making sure her face wasn’t touching her.]

mezepheles-official

(Mez gently held Nova)

Comfortable?

cerenovus-official

Yeah…

mezepheles-official

I'm glad to hear it.

cerenovus-official

I hope I’ll recover soon… this sucks… it sucks…

mezepheles-official

Yes. Being sick is not a good time.

cerenovus-official

I hate it… I want to stop sneezing… and I want to… achoo!

mezepheles-official

Just try to get some rest.

cerenovus-official

Ok… could you try checking on the little monster every once in a while… if you’re ok with doing so?

mezepheles-official

If me escaping your hold to get out of bed won't wake you...

cerenovus-official

I don’t think it will… if I’m asleep for long enough.

mezepheles-official

Alright. I think I know what your clockwork sounds like when you're in deep sleep by now.

cerenovus-official

Ok… good… afternoon, I guess.

[Nova was drifting off to sleep…]

mezepheles-official

(Mez held Nova close and waited...)

cerenovus-official

[It took a few minutes for Nova to actually fall asleep. Then around an hour to get to…]

POWER OFF.

mezepheles-official

Finally.

(Mez got out of bed and went to check on LilMon)

lil-monsta-official

(Lil’ Monsta was sitting near the window, taking notes…)

Someone is… semtative at the fwont of hew neck… hehe…

(It still seemed to be in a bit of discomfort, though.)

mezepheles-official

Huh. I wasn't expecting you to take this sort of initiative. Have you decided you enjoy people watching?

lil-monsta-official

Is the only fing to do…

mezepheles-official

Oh right. I forgot I'm talking to the one child without an ounce of creativity.

Well, you're doing good work. What have you learned so far?

lil-monsta-official

One ‘f the giwls in the twio is senbative at the fwont of hew neck. It feels wike stwangling to hew… but I haven’ found out which giwl it is…

mezepheles-official

How did you find that out? Aren't they at the Inn?

lil-monsta-official

Demon powews! Hehehe… cough cough…

(Lil’ Monsta coughed up more ink and meat and started eating it again.)

mezepheles-official

Okay. Well if you want to read a book instead, let me know.

lil-monsta-official

Okaay! But will my info hewlp you?

mezepheles-official

I mean... I'm not in the business of throat chopping.

lil-monsta-official

(Lil’ Monsta looked upset…)

mezepheles-official

But I'm sure I could find some use for this information. Just don't tell Nova.

lil-monsta-official

…Why?

mezepheles-official

Because she'll assume it's proof of...

It's not important.

lil-monsta-official

Huh?

mezepheles-official

Nothing.

lil-monsta-official

Well now I’m cuwious!

mezepheles-official

Don't worry about it.

lil-monsta-official

I’m gunna find out.

mezepheles-official

No you are not.

lil-monsta-official

I gotta get bettew at demon-ing… somehow.

mezepheles-official

Well, this is not the way to do it.

lil-monsta-official

How, den?

mezepheles-official

Well, your deception skills could use work.

lil-monsta-official

Hm?

mezepheles-official

Lying is the most important thing for demons. You could be completely incapable of killing and still exterminate a town by turning them against each other.

lil-monsta-official

Ooh! That’s vewy… ouuugh…

mezepheles-official

Stomach still hurting you?

lil-monsta-official

Yeah…

mezepheles-official

What would you do if you wanted to pretend like it wasn't hurting?

lil-monsta-official

I dunno… hide the pain… um… do stuff nowmally? Uh…

#blood on the clocktower #officialverse

mezepheles-official

(a knock hits the door where they are)

i hate to interrupt anything, but i have something to tell you mez

@ravenkeeper-official

What... what is it? Why would you speak to me?

ravenkeeper-official

well, im actually the lleech host, its me, im the demon. I thought id let one of my mist loyal minions know

(he whistles and a large amount of birds circle him, creating a quite menacing silhouette)

mezepheles-official

Right. Got it. That makes sense. Why'd you change hosts so soon?

ravenkeeper-official

well the puzzlemaster was on the brink of death so i didn't want to risk anything, nobody would suspect the ravenkeeper

(he laughs menacingly)

so yeah.. thats why!

mezepheles-official

No, yeah, I get that, but why would you switch from your most recent host? You came to me in another form like yesterday.

ravenkeeper-official

what... Oh! yes, that.. they didnt work either, they figured out, so yes, im here now

mezepheles-official

Who figured out?

ravenkeeper-official

them... the most recent host.. yeah

but the switch kind of made my memory fuzzy, who were my other minions again?

mezepheles-official

Of course. There's the dead Cerenovus, the Wizard who is claiming Pixie, and our most secretive minion, the Boomdandy who is pretending to be the Plague Doctor. Best of luck in your new form, master.

ravenkeeper-official

good to know!

(he runs away laughing)

mezepheles-official

(Mez closed the door, shaking her head)

Who does he think he is...

cerenovus-official

That was the most pathetic bluffing I’ve ever heard, and I heard the Lycanthrope bluffing Farmer thing.

mezepheles-official

Me or Ravenkeeper?

cerenovus-official

Ravenkeeper! Does he actually think he’s fooling any one of us?

mezepheles-official

With any luck, yes.

lleech-official

i wouldn't even act like that if i was bluffing myself

mezepheles-official

Yeah, I didn't think they were you for a second. What does he think he is, the Magician?

lleech-official

the only magic going on in that madman's head is whatever bird food he's snorting to get that idea

cerenovus-official

I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s actually snorting bird food.

mezepheles-official

Birds can't taste spice, but it can lead to vivid dreams.

cerenovus-official

…Huh?

mezepheles-official

For humans. Birds can't taste spice because plants evolved capcasin to deter mammalian predators.

cerenovus-official

But what does that have to do with… anything? Am I missing something?

mezepheles-official

Well, it must have been a vivid dream that made him think that bluff was a good idea!

cerenovus-official

…Huh.

mezepheles-official

(Dramatic sigh)

I know, it wasn't my best. Now how's your soup?

cerenovus-official

It’s… certainly affected by this stupid illness, but I think it’s good. Of course… can’t be sure if I can only breathe through my mouth.

mezepheles-official

Still, I appreciate it

cerenovus-official

…Thanks for the soup, though.

mezepheles-official

Any time.

cerenovus-official

[Nova just smiled, before getting a tissue and blowing her nose.]

…How much of this stuff can humans even produce?

mezepheles-official

A near infinite amount it would seem. Your body will probably turn the soup into more mucus.

cerenovus-official

Oh my god.

mezepheles-official

The sick human body demands fluids and then just makes mucus out of it. Terribly inefficient.

cerenovus-official

I can’t tell if you’re kidding me or not.

mezepheles-official

Me neither, Nova. Me neither.

cerenovus-official

HUH?

mezepheles-official

What? I just... I was half joking, only I don't actually know if it was half or more.

cerenovus-official

Oh…

mezepheles-official

What did you think I meant?

cerenovus-official

I… don’t know.

mezepheles-official

Well, you seemed concerned...

cerenovus-official

I… don’t talk about it. I know I’m broken.

mezepheles-official

Broken doesn't mean invalid.

cerenovus-official

…I was just concerned when you basically said you didn’t know if you were kidding me or not.

mezepheles-official

I suppose it makes sense. We have been having a lot of existential crises lately.

cerenovus-official

There are so many questions that even I can’t answer. How did I… end up so confused?

mezepheles-official

Welcome to Ravenswood Bluff.

cerenovus-official

But I… wait… shut up Nova, you’ll make a fool of yourself.

mezepheles-official

Well now I'm intrigued and you have to say it.

cerenovus-official

It’s stupid. It’s stupid. I’m stupid… I’m broken… I’m falling apart… I’m dying… I can already feel the fires of hell consuming me.

mezepheles-official

You're sick. It will get better with time. Let me get you a cool cloth.

cerenovus-official

Oh… I think my cooling system’s malfunctioning…

mezepheles-official

Yep. Cool cloth. Here you go.

cerenovus-official

Thanks…

mezepheles-official

(Mez put the cloth on Nova's forehead)

This should help with your fever.

cerenovus-official

Again, thanks…

mezepheles-official

You really are burning up, huh?

cerenovus-official

…How bad is it?

mezepheles-official

Quite. I'm no thermometer, but it's definitely over 100° Fahrenheit. But look on the bright side. The fever is usually the worst right before you get better!

cerenovus-official

…Huh. Well, that’s a good sign… achoo!

mezepheles-official

Indeed it is. Is there anything else you need?

cerenovus-official

Not really… ah… achoo! achoo! Ok… maybe some help.

mezepheles-official

Help? Do you mean help getting comfortable and getting to sleep?

cerenovus-official

Yes. Unfortunately, this god damn nose has OTHER IDEAS!

mezepheles-official

Well, having a bowl here can't help. I'll bus the dishes and I'll be right with you.

(Mez took the dishes and put them in the sink, checking in with Lil Monsta on the way back to se how it was doing with its meat feast)

lil-monsta-official

Mmmmhhhhhnnnn…

(Lil’ Monsta had a tummy ache. Turns out it has a stomach...)

mezepheles-official

Yeah. That's what happens when you don't listen to your body. I am sorry you're hurting though. Is there any left over?

lil-monsta-official

Grrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh…

(I’m assuming that’s a no.)

mezepheles-official

The bag of meat scraps was like twice your size. I feel like this breaks the law of conservation of mass somehow.

lil-monsta-official

Mrrrrrrr…

mezepheles-official

Well, I'm going to go... help Nova get some sleep. So I'll be in the bedroom if you need me, but try not to be too noisy.

lil-monsta-official

Mmmmmmmkay…

mezepheles-official

(Mez gave Lil Monsta a gentle pat)

I hope you enjoyed your feast while it lasted, little prince of darkness.

lil-monsta-official

Hehe… ngh…

(Lil’ Monsta grumbled a bit before coughing up a mixture of ink and meat… and then it ate it again. Ew!)

mezepheles-official

Well. I suppose I'll let you get back to... trying to keep all that meat inside of you. Good luck with that. Try to keep it out of my carpet.

lil-monsta-official

Mmnkay…

mezepheles-official

(Mez nodded and then went back to her bedroom)

I should change out of these clothes and into something more comfortable...

cerenovus-official

[Nova was getting some tissues and blowing her nose.]

Oh… hey Mez. How’s the little one, if you don’t mind me asking?

mezepheles-official

cerenovus-official

…ALL of it? What the hell?

mezepheles-official

Yeah. Hold on.

(Mez went back to Lil Monsta and gently lifted it up, trying to get a sense for the weight, since he carried the meat, and she has also lifted Lil Monsta before.)

lil-monsta-official

(It was certainly heavier than normal…)

Blegh…

(And it should probably be set down ASAP.)

mezepheles-official

(Mez quickly and gently set it down)

Sorry about that, your highness.

lil-monsta-official

Mmmmnnnggghhh…

mezepheles-official

Strange creature. You look no different. Where did it go?

(Mez went back to the bedroom)

cerenovus-official

Soooooo… what was that about?

mezepheles-official

Science. Don't worry about it. Now, I just need to go to the bathroom to change into nightclothes.

cerenovus-official

Huh.

mezepheles-official

What? Would you rather I change in here with your eyes closed?

cerenovus-official

No! No, of course not… that’d be extremely weird… I was more curious about the science thing.

mezepheles-official

I was just yanking your chain.

(Mez gets some clothes and leaves the room)

cerenovus-official

That was… extremely weird.

mezepheles-official

(Mez came back in a minute later in his nightgown)

You better not have changed your mind.

cerenovus-official

I haven’t! Don’t worry!

mezepheles-official

(Mez got into bed)

cerenovus-official

[Nova started to cuddle Mez, making sure her face wasn’t touching her.]

mezepheles-official

(Mez gently held Nova)

Comfortable?

cerenovus-official

Yeah…

mezepheles-official

I'm glad to hear it.

cerenovus-official

I hope I’ll recover soon… this sucks… it sucks…

mezepheles-official

Yes. Being sick is not a good time.

cerenovus-official

I hate it… I want to stop sneezing… and I want to… achoo!

mezepheles-official

Just try to get some rest.

cerenovus-official

Ok… could you try checking on the little monster every once in a while… if you’re ok with doing so?

mezepheles-official

If me escaping your hold to get out of bed won't wake you...

cerenovus-official

I don’t think it will… if I’m asleep for long enough.

mezepheles-official

Alright. I think I know what your clockwork sounds like when you're in deep sleep by now.

cerenovus-official

Ok… good… afternoon, I guess.

[Nova was drifting off to sleep…]

mezepheles-official

(Mez held Nova close and waited...)

cerenovus-official

[It took a few minutes for Nova to actually fall asleep. Then around an hour to get to…]

POWER OFF.

mezepheles-official

Finally.

(Mez got out of bed and went to check on LilMon)

lil-monsta-official

(Lil’ Monsta was sitting near the window, taking notes…)

Someone is… semtative at the fwont of hew neck… hehe…

(It still seemed to be in a bit of discomfort, though.)

mezepheles-official

Huh. I wasn't expecting you to take this sort of initiative. Have you decided you enjoy people watching?

lil-monsta-official

Is the only fing to do…

mezepheles-official

Oh right. I forgot I'm talking to the one child without an ounce of creativity.

Well, you're doing good work. What have you learned so far?

lil-monsta-official

One ‘f the giwls in the twio is senbative at the fwont of hew neck. It feels wike stwangling to hew… but I haven’ found out which giwl it is…

mezepheles-official

How did you find that out? Aren't they at the Inn?

lil-monsta-official

Demon powews! Hehehe… cough cough…

(Lil’ Monsta coughed up more ink and meat and started eating it again.)

mezepheles-official

Okay. Well if you want to read a book instead, let me know.

lil-monsta-official

Okaay! But will my info hewlp you?

mezepheles-official

I mean... I'm not in the business of throat chopping.

lil-monsta-official

(Lil’ Monsta looked upset…)

mezepheles-official

But I'm sure I could find some use for this information. Just don't tell Nova.

lil-monsta-official

…Why?

mezepheles-official

Because she'll assume it's proof of...

It's not important.

lil-monsta-official

Huh?

mezepheles-official

Nothing.

lil-monsta-official

Well now I’m cuwious!

mezepheles-official

Don't worry about it.

lil-monsta-official

I’m gunna find out.

mezepheles-official

No you are not.

lil-monsta-official

I gotta get bettew at demon-ing… somehow.

mezepheles-official

Well, this is not the way to do it.

lil-monsta-official

How, den?

mezepheles-official

Well, your deception skills could use work.

lil-monsta-official

Hm?

mezepheles-official

Lying is the most important thing for demons. You could be completely incapable of killing and still exterminate a town by turning them against each other.

lil-monsta-official

Ooh! That’s vewy… ouuugh…

mezepheles-official

Stomach still hurting you?

lil-monsta-official

Yeah…

#blood on the clocktower #officialverse

mezepheles-official

(a knock hits the door where they are)

i hate to interrupt anything, but i have something to tell you mez

@ravenkeeper-official

What... what is it? Why would you speak to me?

ravenkeeper-official

well, im actually the lleech host, its me, im the demon. I thought id let one of my mist loyal minions know

(he whistles and a large amount of birds circle him, creating a quite menacing silhouette)

mezepheles-official

Right. Got it. That makes sense. Why'd you change hosts so soon?

ravenkeeper-official

well the puzzlemaster was on the brink of death so i didn't want to risk anything, nobody would suspect the ravenkeeper

(he laughs menacingly)

so yeah.. thats why!

mezepheles-official

No, yeah, I get that, but why would you switch from your most recent host? You came to me in another form like yesterday.

ravenkeeper-official

what... Oh! yes, that.. they didnt work either, they figured out, so yes, im here now

mezepheles-official

Who figured out?

ravenkeeper-official

them... the most recent host.. yeah

but the switch kind of made my memory fuzzy, who were my other minions again?

mezepheles-official

Of course. There's the dead Cerenovus, the Wizard who is claiming Pixie, and our most secretive minion, the Boomdandy who is pretending to be the Plague Doctor. Best of luck in your new form, master.

ravenkeeper-official

good to know!

(he runs away laughing)

mezepheles-official

(Mez closed the door, shaking her head)

Who does he think he is...

cerenovus-official

That was the most pathetic bluffing I’ve ever heard, and I heard the Lycanthrope bluffing Farmer thing.

mezepheles-official

Me or Ravenkeeper?

cerenovus-official

Ravenkeeper! Does he actually think he’s fooling any one of us?

mezepheles-official

With any luck, yes.

lleech-official

i wouldn't even act like that if i was bluffing myself

mezepheles-official

Yeah, I didn't think they were you for a second. What does he think he is, the Magician?

lleech-official

the only magic going on in that madman's head is whatever bird food he's snorting to get that idea

cerenovus-official

I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s actually snorting bird food.

mezepheles-official

Birds can't taste spice, but it can lead to vivid dreams.

cerenovus-official

…Huh?

mezepheles-official

For humans. Birds can't taste spice because plants evolved capcasin to deter mammalian predators.

cerenovus-official

But what does that have to do with… anything? Am I missing something?

mezepheles-official

Well, it must have been a vivid dream that made him think that bluff was a good idea!

cerenovus-official

…Huh.

mezepheles-official

(Dramatic sigh)

I know, it wasn't my best. Now how's your soup?

cerenovus-official

It’s… certainly affected by this stupid illness, but I think it’s good. Of course… can’t be sure if I can only breathe through my mouth.

mezepheles-official

Still, I appreciate it

cerenovus-official

…Thanks for the soup, though.

mezepheles-official

Any time.

cerenovus-official

[Nova just smiled, before getting a tissue and blowing her nose.]

…How much of this stuff can humans even produce?

mezepheles-official

A near infinite amount it would seem. Your body will probably turn the soup into more mucus.

cerenovus-official

Oh my god.

mezepheles-official

The sick human body demands fluids and then just makes mucus out of it. Terribly inefficient.

cerenovus-official

I can’t tell if you’re kidding me or not.

mezepheles-official

Me neither, Nova. Me neither.

cerenovus-official

HUH?

mezepheles-official

What? I just... I was half joking, only I don't actually know if it was half or more.

cerenovus-official

Oh…

mezepheles-official

What did you think I meant?

cerenovus-official

I… don’t know.

mezepheles-official

Well, you seemed concerned...

cerenovus-official

I… don’t talk about it. I know I’m broken.

mezepheles-official

Broken doesn't mean invalid.

cerenovus-official

…I was just concerned when you basically said you didn’t know if you were kidding me or not.

mezepheles-official

I suppose it makes sense. We have been having a lot of existential crises lately.

cerenovus-official

There are so many questions that even I can’t answer. How did I… end up so confused?

mezepheles-official

Welcome to Ravenswood Bluff.

cerenovus-official

But I… wait… shut up Nova, you’ll make a fool of yourself.

mezepheles-official

Well now I'm intrigued and you have to say it.

cerenovus-official

It’s stupid. It’s stupid. I’m stupid… I’m broken… I’m falling apart… I’m dying… I can already feel the fires of hell consuming me.

mezepheles-official

You're sick. It will get better with time. Let me get you a cool cloth.

cerenovus-official

Oh… I think my cooling system’s malfunctioning…

mezepheles-official

Yep. Cool cloth. Here you go.

cerenovus-official

Thanks…

mezepheles-official

(Mez put the cloth on Nova's forehead)

This should help with your fever.

cerenovus-official

Again, thanks…

mezepheles-official

You really are burning up, huh?

cerenovus-official

…How bad is it?

mezepheles-official

Quite. I'm no thermometer, but it's definitely over 100° Fahrenheit. But look on the bright side. The fever is usually the worst right before you get better!

cerenovus-official

…Huh. Well, that’s a good sign… achoo!

mezepheles-official

Indeed it is. Is there anything else you need?

cerenovus-official

Not really… ah… achoo! achoo! Ok… maybe some help.

mezepheles-official

Help? Do you mean help getting comfortable and getting to sleep?

cerenovus-official

Yes. Unfortunately, this god damn nose has OTHER IDEAS!

mezepheles-official

Well, having a bowl here can't help. I'll bus the dishes and I'll be right with you.

(Mez took the dishes and put them in the sink, checking in with Lil Monsta on the way back to se how it was doing with its meat feast)

lil-monsta-official

Mmmmhhhhhnnnn…

(Lil’ Monsta had a tummy ache. Turns out it has a stomach...)

mezepheles-official

Yeah. That's what happens when you don't listen to your body. I am sorry you're hurting though. Is there any left over?

lil-monsta-official

Grrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh…

(I’m assuming that’s a no.)

mezepheles-official

The bag of meat scraps was like twice your size. I feel like this breaks the law of conservation of mass somehow.

lil-monsta-official

Mrrrrrrr…

mezepheles-official

Well, I'm going to go... help Nova get some sleep. So I'll be in the bedroom if you need me, but try not to be too noisy.

lil-monsta-official

Mmmmmmmkay…

mezepheles-official

(Mez gave Lil Monsta a gentle pat)

I hope you enjoyed your feast while it lasted, little prince of darkness.

lil-monsta-official

Hehe… ngh…

(Lil’ Monsta grumbled a bit before coughing up a mixture of ink and meat… and then it ate it again. Ew!)

mezepheles-official

Well. I suppose I'll let you get back to... trying to keep all that meat inside of you. Good luck with that. Try to keep it out of my carpet.

lil-monsta-official

Mmnkay…

mezepheles-official

(Mez nodded and then went back to her bedroom)

I should change out of these clothes and into something more comfortable...

cerenovus-official

[Nova was getting some tissues and blowing her nose.]

Oh… hey Mez. How’s the little one, if you don’t mind me asking?

mezepheles-official

cerenovus-official

…ALL of it? What the hell?

mezepheles-official

Yeah. Hold on.

(Mez went back to Lil Monsta and gently lifted it up, trying to get a sense for the weight, since he carried the meat, and she has also lifted Lil Monsta before.)

lil-monsta-official

(It was certainly heavier than normal…)

Blegh…

(And it should probably be set down ASAP.)

mezepheles-official

(Mez quickly and gently set it down)

Sorry about that, your highness.

lil-monsta-official

Mmmmnnnggghhh…

mezepheles-official

Strange creature. You look no different. Where did it go?

(Mez went back to the bedroom)

cerenovus-official

Soooooo… what was that about?

mezepheles-official

Science. Don't worry about it. Now, I just need to go to the bathroom to change into nightclothes.

cerenovus-official

Huh.

mezepheles-official

What? Would you rather I change in here with your eyes closed?

cerenovus-official

No! No, of course not… that’d be extremely weird… I was more curious about the science thing.

mezepheles-official

I was just yanking your chain.

(Mez gets some clothes and leaves the room)

cerenovus-official

That was… extremely weird.

mezepheles-official

(Mez came back in a minute later in his nightgown)

You better not have changed your mind.

cerenovus-official

I haven’t! Don’t worry!

mezepheles-official

(Mez got into bed)

cerenovus-official

[Nova started to cuddle Mez, making sure her face wasn’t touching her.]

mezepheles-official

(Mez gently held Nova)

Comfortable?

cerenovus-official

Yeah…

mezepheles-official

I'm glad to hear it.

cerenovus-official

I hope I’ll recover soon… this sucks… it sucks…

mezepheles-official

Yes. Being sick is not a good time.

cerenovus-official

I hate it… I want to stop sneezing… and I want to… achoo!

mezepheles-official

Just try to get some rest.

cerenovus-official

Ok… could you try checking on the little monster every once in a while… if you’re ok with doing so?

mezepheles-official

If me escaping your hold to get out of bed won't wake you...

cerenovus-official

I don’t think it will… if I’m asleep for long enough.

mezepheles-official

Alright. I think I know what your clockwork sounds like when you're in deep sleep by now.

cerenovus-official

Ok… good… afternoon, I guess.

[Nova was drifting off to sleep…]

mezepheles-official

(Mez held Nova close and waited...)

cerenovus-official

[It took a few minutes for Nova to actually fall asleep. Then around an hour to get to…]

POWER OFF.

mezepheles-official

Finally.

(Mez got out of bed and went to check on LilMon)

lil-monsta-official

(Lil’ Monsta was sitting near the window, taking notes…)

Someone is… semtative at the fwont of hew neck… hehe…

(It still seemed to be in a bit of discomfort, though.)

mezepheles-official

Huh. I wasn't expecting you to take this sort of initiative. Have you decided you enjoy people watching?

lil-monsta-official

Is the only fing to do…

mezepheles-official

Oh right. I forgot I'm talking to the one child without an ounce of creativity.

Well, you're doing good work. What have you learned so far?

lil-monsta-official

One ‘f the giwls in the twio is senbative at the fwont of hew neck. It feels wike stwangling to hew… but I haven’ found out which giwl it is…

mezepheles-official

How did you find that out? Aren't they at the Inn?

lil-monsta-official

Demon powews! Hehehe… cough cough…

(Lil’ Monsta coughed up more ink and meat and started eating it again.)

mezepheles-official

Okay. Well if you want to read a book instead, let me know.

lil-monsta-official

Okaay! But will my info hewlp you?

mezepheles-official

I mean... I'm not in the business of throat chopping.

lil-monsta-official

(Lil’ Monsta looked upset…)

mezepheles-official

But I'm sure I could find some use for this information. Just don't tell Nova.

lil-monsta-official

…Why?

mezepheles-official

Because she'll assume it's proof of...

It's not important.

lil-monsta-official

Huh?

mezepheles-official

Nothing.

lil-monsta-official

Well now I’m cuwious!

mezepheles-official

Don't worry about it.

lil-monsta-official

I’m gunna find out.

mezepheles-official

No you are not.

lil-monsta-official

I gotta get bettew at demon-ing… somehow.

mezepheles-official

Well, this is not the way to do it.

lil-monsta-official

How, den?

mezepheles-official

Well, your deception skills could use work.

lil-monsta-official

Hm?

mezepheles-official

Lying is the most important thing for demons. You could be completely incapable of killing and still exterminate a town by turning them against each other.

lil-monsta-official

Ooh! That’s vewy… ouuugh…

#blood on the clocktower #officialverse

mezepheles-official

(a knock hits the door where they are)

i hate to interrupt anything, but i have something to tell you mez

@ravenkeeper-official

What... what is it? Why would you speak to me?

ravenkeeper-official

well, im actually the lleech host, its me, im the demon. I thought id let one of my mist loyal minions know

(he whistles and a large amount of birds circle him, creating a quite menacing silhouette)

mezepheles-official

Right. Got it. That makes sense. Why'd you change hosts so soon?

ravenkeeper-official

well the puzzlemaster was on the brink of death so i didn't want to risk anything, nobody would suspect the ravenkeeper

(he laughs menacingly)

so yeah.. thats why!

mezepheles-official

No, yeah, I get that, but why would you switch from your most recent host? You came to me in another form like yesterday.

ravenkeeper-official

what... Oh! yes, that.. they didnt work either, they figured out, so yes, im here now

mezepheles-official

Who figured out?

ravenkeeper-official

them... the most recent host.. yeah

but the switch kind of made my memory fuzzy, who were my other minions again?

mezepheles-official

Of course. There's the dead Cerenovus, the Wizard who is claiming Pixie, and our most secretive minion, the Boomdandy who is pretending to be the Plague Doctor. Best of luck in your new form, master.

ravenkeeper-official

good to know!

(he runs away laughing)

mezepheles-official

(Mez closed the door, shaking her head)

Who does he think he is...

cerenovus-official

That was the most pathetic bluffing I’ve ever heard, and I heard the Lycanthrope bluffing Farmer thing.

mezepheles-official

Me or Ravenkeeper?

cerenovus-official

Ravenkeeper! Does he actually think he’s fooling any one of us?

mezepheles-official

With any luck, yes.

lleech-official

i wouldn't even act like that if i was bluffing myself

mezepheles-official

Yeah, I didn't think they were you for a second. What does he think he is, the Magician?

lleech-official

the only magic going on in that madman's head is whatever bird food he's snorting to get that idea

cerenovus-official

I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s actually snorting bird food.

mezepheles-official

Birds can't taste spice, but it can lead to vivid dreams.

cerenovus-official

…Huh?

mezepheles-official

For humans. Birds can't taste spice because plants evolved capcasin to deter mammalian predators.

cerenovus-official

But what does that have to do with… anything? Am I missing something?

mezepheles-official

Well, it must have been a vivid dream that made him think that bluff was a good idea!

cerenovus-official

…Huh.

mezepheles-official

(Dramatic sigh)

I know, it wasn't my best. Now how's your soup?

cerenovus-official

It’s… certainly affected by this stupid illness, but I think it’s good. Of course… can’t be sure if I can only breathe through my mouth.

mezepheles-official

Still, I appreciate it

cerenovus-official

…Thanks for the soup, though.

mezepheles-official

Any time.

cerenovus-official

[Nova just smiled, before getting a tissue and blowing her nose.]

…How much of this stuff can humans even produce?

mezepheles-official

A near infinite amount it would seem. Your body will probably turn the soup into more mucus.

cerenovus-official

Oh my god.

mezepheles-official

The sick human body demands fluids and then just makes mucus out of it. Terribly inefficient.

cerenovus-official

I can’t tell if you’re kidding me or not.

mezepheles-official

Me neither, Nova. Me neither.

cerenovus-official

HUH?

mezepheles-official

What? I just... I was half joking, only I don't actually know if it was half or more.

cerenovus-official

Oh…

mezepheles-official

What did you think I meant?

cerenovus-official

I… don’t know.

mezepheles-official

Well, you seemed concerned...

cerenovus-official

I… don’t talk about it. I know I’m broken.

mezepheles-official

Broken doesn't mean invalid.

cerenovus-official

…I was just concerned when you basically said you didn’t know if you were kidding me or not.

mezepheles-official

I suppose it makes sense. We have been having a lot of existential crises lately.

cerenovus-official

There are so many questions that even I can’t answer. How did I… end up so confused?

mezepheles-official

Welcome to Ravenswood Bluff.

cerenovus-official

But I… wait… shut up Nova, you’ll make a fool of yourself.

mezepheles-official

Well now I'm intrigued and you have to say it.

cerenovus-official

It’s stupid. It’s stupid. I’m stupid… I’m broken… I’m falling apart… I’m dying… I can already feel the fires of hell consuming me.

mezepheles-official

You're sick. It will get better with time. Let me get you a cool cloth.

cerenovus-official

Oh… I think my cooling system’s malfunctioning…

mezepheles-official

Yep. Cool cloth. Here you go.

cerenovus-official

Thanks…

mezepheles-official

(Mez put the cloth on Nova's forehead)

This should help with your fever.

cerenovus-official

Again, thanks…

mezepheles-official

You really are burning up, huh?

cerenovus-official

…How bad is it?

mezepheles-official

Quite. I'm no thermometer, but it's definitely over 100° Fahrenheit. But look on the bright side. The fever is usually the worst right before you get better!

cerenovus-official

…Huh. Well, that’s a good sign… achoo!

mezepheles-official

Indeed it is. Is there anything else you need?

cerenovus-official

Not really… ah… achoo! achoo! Ok… maybe some help.

mezepheles-official

Help? Do you mean help getting comfortable and getting to sleep?

cerenovus-official

Yes. Unfortunately, this god damn nose has OTHER IDEAS!

mezepheles-official

Well, having a bowl here can't help. I'll bus the dishes and I'll be right with you.

(Mez took the dishes and put them in the sink, checking in with Lil Monsta on the way back to se how it was doing with its meat feast)

lil-monsta-official

Mmmmhhhhhnnnn…

(Lil’ Monsta had a tummy ache. Turns out it has a stomach...)

mezepheles-official

Yeah. That's what happens when you don't listen to your body. I am sorry you're hurting though. Is there any left over?

lil-monsta-official

Grrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh…

(I’m assuming that’s a no.)

mezepheles-official

The bag of meat scraps was like twice your size. I feel like this breaks the law of conservation of mass somehow.

lil-monsta-official

Mrrrrrrr…

mezepheles-official

Well, I'm going to go... help Nova get some sleep. So I'll be in the bedroom if you need me, but try not to be too noisy.

lil-monsta-official

Mmmmmmmkay…

mezepheles-official

(Mez gave Lil Monsta a gentle pat)

I hope you enjoyed your feast while it lasted, little prince of darkness.

lil-monsta-official

Hehe… ngh…

(Lil’ Monsta grumbled a bit before coughing up a mixture of ink and meat… and then it ate it again. Ew!)

mezepheles-official

Well. I suppose I'll let you get back to... trying to keep all that meat inside of you. Good luck with that. Try to keep it out of my carpet.

lil-monsta-official

Mmnkay…

mezepheles-official

(Mez nodded and then went back to her bedroom)

I should change out of these clothes and into something more comfortable...

cerenovus-official

[Nova was getting some tissues and blowing her nose.]

Oh… hey Mez. How’s the little one, if you don’t mind me asking?

mezepheles-official

cerenovus-official

…ALL of it? What the hell?

mezepheles-official

Yeah. Hold on.

(Mez went back to Lil Monsta and gently lifted it up, trying to get a sense for the weight, since he carried the meat, and she has also lifted Lil Monsta before.)

lil-monsta-official

(It was certainly heavier than normal…)

Blegh…

(And it should probably be set down ASAP.)

mezepheles-official

(Mez quickly and gently set it down)

Sorry about that, your highness.

lil-monsta-official

Mmmmnnnggghhh…

mezepheles-official

Strange creature. You look no different. Where did it go?

(Mez went back to the bedroom)

cerenovus-official

Soooooo… what was that about?

mezepheles-official

Science. Don't worry about it. Now, I just need to go to the bathroom to change into nightclothes.

cerenovus-official

Huh.

mezepheles-official

What? Would you rather I change in here with your eyes closed?

cerenovus-official

No! No, of course not… that’d be extremely weird… I was more curious about the science thing.

mezepheles-official

I was just yanking your chain.

(Mez gets some clothes and leaves the room)

cerenovus-official

That was… extremely weird.

mezepheles-official

(Mez came back in a minute later in his nightgown)

You better not have changed your mind.

cerenovus-official

I haven’t! Don’t worry!

mezepheles-official

(Mez got into bed)

cerenovus-official

[Nova started to cuddle Mez, making sure her face wasn’t touching her.]

mezepheles-official

(Mez gently held Nova)

Comfortable?

cerenovus-official

Yeah…

mezepheles-official

I'm glad to hear it.

cerenovus-official

I hope I’ll recover soon… this sucks… it sucks…

mezepheles-official

Yes. Being sick is not a good time.

cerenovus-official

I hate it… I want to stop sneezing… and I want to… achoo!

mezepheles-official

Just try to get some rest.

cerenovus-official

Ok… could you try checking on the little monster every once in a while… if you’re ok with doing so?

mezepheles-official

If me escaping your hold to get out of bed won't wake you...

cerenovus-official

I don’t think it will… if I’m asleep for long enough.

mezepheles-official

Alright. I think I know what your clockwork sounds like when you're in deep sleep by now.

cerenovus-official

Ok… good… afternoon, I guess.

[Nova was drifting off to sleep…]

mezepheles-official

(Mez held Nova close and waited...)

cerenovus-official

[It took a few minutes for Nova to actually fall asleep. Then around an hour to get to…]

POWER OFF.

mezepheles-official

Finally.

(Mez got out of bed and went to check on LilMon)

lil-monsta-official

(Lil’ Monsta was sitting near the window, taking notes…)

Someone is… semtative at the fwont of hew neck… hehe…

(It still seemed to be in a bit of discomfort, though.)

mezepheles-official

Huh. I wasn't expecting you to take this sort of initiative. Have you decided you enjoy people watching?

lil-monsta-official

Is the only fing to do…

mezepheles-official

Oh right. I forgot I'm talking to the one child without an ounce of creativity.

Well, you're doing good work. What have you learned so far?

lil-monsta-official

One ‘f the giwls in the twio is senbative at the fwont of hew neck. It feels wike stwangling to hew… but I haven’ found out which giwl it is…

mezepheles-official

How did you find that out? Aren't they at the Inn?

lil-monsta-official

Demon powews! Hehehe… cough cough…

(Lil’ Monsta coughed up more ink and meat and started eating it again.)

mezepheles-official

Okay. Well if you want to read a book instead, let me know.

lil-monsta-official

Okaay! But will my info hewlp you?

mezepheles-official

I mean... I'm not in the business of throat chopping.

lil-monsta-official

(Lil’ Monsta looked upset…)

mezepheles-official

But I'm sure I could find some use for this information. Just don't tell Nova.

lil-monsta-official

…Why?

mezepheles-official

Because she'll assume it's proof of...

It's not important.

lil-monsta-official

Huh?

mezepheles-official

Nothing.

lil-monsta-official

Well now I’m cuwious!

mezepheles-official

Don't worry about it.

lil-monsta-official

I’m gunna find out.

mezepheles-official

No you are not.

lil-monsta-official

I gotta get bettew at demon-ing… somehow.

mezepheles-official

Well, this is not the way to do it.

lil-monsta-official

How, den?

mezepheles-official

Well, your deception skills could use work.

lil-monsta-official

Hm?

#blood on the clocktower #officialverse

mezepheles-official

(a knock hits the door where they are)

i hate to interrupt anything, but i have something to tell you mez

@ravenkeeper-official

What... what is it? Why would you speak to me?

ravenkeeper-official

well, im actually the lleech host, its me, im the demon. I thought id let one of my mist loyal minions know

(he whistles and a large amount of birds circle him, creating a quite menacing silhouette)

mezepheles-official

Right. Got it. That makes sense. Why'd you change hosts so soon?

ravenkeeper-official

well the puzzlemaster was on the brink of death so i didn't want to risk anything, nobody would suspect the ravenkeeper

(he laughs menacingly)

so yeah.. thats why!

mezepheles-official

No, yeah, I get that, but why would you switch from your most recent host? You came to me in another form like yesterday.

ravenkeeper-official

what... Oh! yes, that.. they didnt work either, they figured out, so yes, im here now

mezepheles-official

Who figured out?

ravenkeeper-official

them... the most recent host.. yeah

but the switch kind of made my memory fuzzy, who were my other minions again?

mezepheles-official

Of course. There's the dead Cerenovus, the Wizard who is claiming Pixie, and our most secretive minion, the Boomdandy who is pretending to be the Plague Doctor. Best of luck in your new form, master.

ravenkeeper-official

good to know!

(he runs away laughing)

mezepheles-official

(Mez closed the door, shaking her head)

Who does he think he is...

cerenovus-official

That was the most pathetic bluffing I’ve ever heard, and I heard the Lycanthrope bluffing Farmer thing.

mezepheles-official

Me or Ravenkeeper?

cerenovus-official

Ravenkeeper! Does he actually think he’s fooling any one of us?

mezepheles-official

With any luck, yes.

lleech-official

i wouldn't even act like that if i was bluffing myself

mezepheles-official

Yeah, I didn't think they were you for a second. What does he think he is, the Magician?

lleech-official

the only magic going on in that madman's head is whatever bird food he's snorting to get that idea

cerenovus-official

I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s actually snorting bird food.

mezepheles-official

Birds can't taste spice, but it can lead to vivid dreams.

cerenovus-official

…Huh?

mezepheles-official

For humans. Birds can't taste spice because plants evolved capcasin to deter mammalian predators.

cerenovus-official

But what does that have to do with… anything? Am I missing something?

mezepheles-official

Well, it must have been a vivid dream that made him think that bluff was a good idea!

cerenovus-official

…Huh.

mezepheles-official

(Dramatic sigh)

I know, it wasn't my best. Now how's your soup?

cerenovus-official

It’s… certainly affected by this stupid illness, but I think it’s good. Of course… can’t be sure if I can only breathe through my mouth.

mezepheles-official

Still, I appreciate it

cerenovus-official

…Thanks for the soup, though.

mezepheles-official

Any time.

cerenovus-official

[Nova just smiled, before getting a tissue and blowing her nose.]

…How much of this stuff can humans even produce?

mezepheles-official

A near infinite amount it would seem. Your body will probably turn the soup into more mucus.

cerenovus-official

Oh my god.

mezepheles-official

The sick human body demands fluids and then just makes mucus out of it. Terribly inefficient.

cerenovus-official

I can’t tell if you’re kidding me or not.

mezepheles-official

Me neither, Nova. Me neither.

cerenovus-official

HUH?

mezepheles-official

What? I just... I was half joking, only I don't actually know if it was half or more.

cerenovus-official

Oh…

mezepheles-official

What did you think I meant?

cerenovus-official

I… don’t know.

mezepheles-official

Well, you seemed concerned...

cerenovus-official

I… don’t talk about it. I know I’m broken.

mezepheles-official

Broken doesn't mean invalid.

cerenovus-official

…I was just concerned when you basically said you didn’t know if you were kidding me or not.

mezepheles-official

I suppose it makes sense. We have been having a lot of existential crises lately.

cerenovus-official

There are so many questions that even I can’t answer. How did I… end up so confused?

mezepheles-official

Welcome to Ravenswood Bluff.

cerenovus-official

But I… wait… shut up Nova, you’ll make a fool of yourself.

mezepheles-official

Well now I'm intrigued and you have to say it.

cerenovus-official

It’s stupid. It’s stupid. I’m stupid… I’m broken… I’m falling apart… I’m dying… I can already feel the fires of hell consuming me.

mezepheles-official

You're sick. It will get better with time. Let me get you a cool cloth.

cerenovus-official

Oh… I think my cooling system’s malfunctioning…

mezepheles-official

Yep. Cool cloth. Here you go.

cerenovus-official

Thanks…

mezepheles-official

(Mez put the cloth on Nova's forehead)

This should help with your fever.

cerenovus-official

Again, thanks…

mezepheles-official

You really are burning up, huh?

cerenovus-official

…How bad is it?

mezepheles-official

Quite. I'm no thermometer, but it's definitely over 100° Fahrenheit. But look on the bright side. The fever is usually the worst right before you get better!

cerenovus-official

…Huh. Well, that’s a good sign… achoo!

mezepheles-official

Indeed it is. Is there anything else you need?

cerenovus-official

Not really… ah… achoo! achoo! Ok… maybe some help.

mezepheles-official

Help? Do you mean help getting comfortable and getting to sleep?

cerenovus-official

Yes. Unfortunately, this god damn nose has OTHER IDEAS!

mezepheles-official

Well, having a bowl here can't help. I'll bus the dishes and I'll be right with you.

(Mez took the dishes and put them in the sink, checking in with Lil Monsta on the way back to se how it was doing with its meat feast)

lil-monsta-official

Mmmmhhhhhnnnn…

(Lil’ Monsta had a tummy ache. Turns out it has a stomach...)

mezepheles-official

Yeah. That's what happens when you don't listen to your body. I am sorry you're hurting though. Is there any left over?

lil-monsta-official

Grrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh…

(I’m assuming that’s a no.)

mezepheles-official

The bag of meat scraps was like twice your size. I feel like this breaks the law of conservation of mass somehow.

lil-monsta-official

Mrrrrrrr…

mezepheles-official

Well, I'm going to go... help Nova get some sleep. So I'll be in the bedroom if you need me, but try not to be too noisy.

lil-monsta-official

Mmmmmmmkay…

mezepheles-official

(Mez gave Lil Monsta a gentle pat)

I hope you enjoyed your feast while it lasted, little prince of darkness.

lil-monsta-official

Hehe… ngh…

(Lil’ Monsta grumbled a bit before coughing up a mixture of ink and meat… and then it ate it again. Ew!)

mezepheles-official

Well. I suppose I'll let you get back to... trying to keep all that meat inside of you. Good luck with that. Try to keep it out of my carpet.

lil-monsta-official

Mmnkay…

mezepheles-official

(Mez nodded and then went back to her bedroom)

I should change out of these clothes and into something more comfortable...

cerenovus-official

[Nova was getting some tissues and blowing her nose.]

Oh… hey Mez. How’s the little one, if you don’t mind me asking?

mezepheles-official

cerenovus-official

…ALL of it? What the hell?

mezepheles-official

Yeah. Hold on.

(Mez went back to Lil Monsta and gently lifted it up, trying to get a sense for the weight, since he carried the meat, and she has also lifted Lil Monsta before.)

lil-monsta-official

(It was certainly heavier than normal…)

Blegh…

(And it should probably be set down ASAP.)

mezepheles-official

(Mez quickly and gently set it down)

Sorry about that, your highness.

lil-monsta-official

Mmmmnnnggghhh…

mezepheles-official

Strange creature. You look no different. Where did it go?

(Mez went back to the bedroom)

cerenovus-official

Soooooo… what was that about?

mezepheles-official

Science. Don't worry about it. Now, I just need to go to the bathroom to change into nightclothes.

cerenovus-official

Huh.

mezepheles-official

What? Would you rather I change in here with your eyes closed?

cerenovus-official

No! No, of course not… that’d be extremely weird… I was more curious about the science thing.

mezepheles-official

I was just yanking your chain.

(Mez gets some clothes and leaves the room)

cerenovus-official

That was… extremely weird.

mezepheles-official

(Mez came back in a minute later in his nightgown)

You better not have changed your mind.

cerenovus-official

I haven’t! Don’t worry!

mezepheles-official

(Mez got into bed)

cerenovus-official

[Nova started to cuddle Mez, making sure her face wasn’t touching her.]

mezepheles-official

(Mez gently held Nova)

Comfortable?

cerenovus-official

Yeah…

mezepheles-official

I'm glad to hear it.

cerenovus-official

I hope I’ll recover soon… this sucks… it sucks…

mezepheles-official

Yes. Being sick is not a good time.

cerenovus-official

I hate it… I want to stop sneezing… and I want to… achoo!

mezepheles-official

Just try to get some rest.

cerenovus-official

Ok… could you try checking on the little monster every once in a while… if you’re ok with doing so?

mezepheles-official

If me escaping your hold to get out of bed won't wake you...

cerenovus-official

I don’t think it will… if I’m asleep for long enough.

mezepheles-official

Alright. I think I know what your clockwork sounds like when you're in deep sleep by now.

cerenovus-official

Ok… good… afternoon, I guess.

[Nova was drifting off to sleep…]

mezepheles-official

(Mez held Nova close and waited...)

cerenovus-official

[It took a few minutes for Nova to actually fall asleep. Then around an hour to get to…]

POWER OFF.

mezepheles-official

Finally.

(Mez got out of bed and went to check on LilMon)

lil-monsta-official

(Lil’ Monsta was sitting near the window, taking notes…)

Someone is… semtative at the fwont of hew neck… hehe…

(It still seemed to be in a bit of discomfort, though.)

mezepheles-official

Huh. I wasn't expecting you to take this sort of initiative. Have you decided you enjoy people watching?

lil-monsta-official

Is the only fing to do…

mezepheles-official

Oh right. I forgot I'm talking to the one child without an ounce of creativity.

Well, you're doing good work. What have you learned so far?

lil-monsta-official

One ‘f the giwls in the twio is senbative at the fwont of hew neck. It feels wike stwangling to hew… but I haven’ found out which giwl it is…

mezepheles-official

How did you find that out? Aren't they at the Inn?

lil-monsta-official

Demon powews! Hehehe… cough cough…

(Lil’ Monsta coughed up more ink and meat and started eating it again.)

mezepheles-official

Okay. Well if you want to read a book instead, let me know.

lil-monsta-official

Okaay! But will my info hewlp you?

mezepheles-official

I mean... I'm not in the business of throat chopping.

lil-monsta-official

(Lil’ Monsta looked upset…)

mezepheles-official

But I'm sure I could find some use for this information. Just don't tell Nova.

lil-monsta-official

…Why?

mezepheles-official

Because she'll assume it's proof of...

It's not important.

lil-monsta-official

Huh?

mezepheles-official

Nothing.

lil-monsta-official

Well now I’m cuwious!

mezepheles-official

Don't worry about it.

lil-monsta-official

I’m gunna find out.

mezepheles-official

No you are not.

lil-monsta-official

I gotta get bettew at demon-ing… somehow.

mezepheles-official

Well, this is not the way to do it.

lil-monsta-official

How, den?

#blood on the clocktower #officialverse

mezepheles-official

(a knock hits the door where they are)

i hate to interrupt anything, but i have something to tell you mez

@ravenkeeper-official

What... what is it? Why would you speak to me?

ravenkeeper-official

well, im actually the lleech host, its me, im the demon. I thought id let one of my mist loyal minions know

(he whistles and a large amount of birds circle him, creating a quite menacing silhouette)

mezepheles-official

Right. Got it. That makes sense. Why'd you change hosts so soon?

ravenkeeper-official

well the puzzlemaster was on the brink of death so i didn't want to risk anything, nobody would suspect the ravenkeeper

(he laughs menacingly)

so yeah.. thats why!

mezepheles-official

No, yeah, I get that, but why would you switch from your most recent host? You came to me in another form like yesterday.

ravenkeeper-official

what... Oh! yes, that.. they didnt work either, they figured out, so yes, im here now

mezepheles-official

Who figured out?

ravenkeeper-official

them... the most recent host.. yeah

but the switch kind of made my memory fuzzy, who were my other minions again?

mezepheles-official

Of course. There's the dead Cerenovus, the Wizard who is claiming Pixie, and our most secretive minion, the Boomdandy who is pretending to be the Plague Doctor. Best of luck in your new form, master.

ravenkeeper-official

good to know!

(he runs away laughing)

mezepheles-official

(Mez closed the door, shaking her head)

Who does he think he is...

cerenovus-official

That was the most pathetic bluffing I’ve ever heard, and I heard the Lycanthrope bluffing Farmer thing.

mezepheles-official

Me or Ravenkeeper?

cerenovus-official

Ravenkeeper! Does he actually think he’s fooling any one of us?

mezepheles-official

With any luck, yes.

lleech-official

i wouldn't even act like that if i was bluffing myself

mezepheles-official

Yeah, I didn't think they were you for a second. What does he think he is, the Magician?

lleech-official

the only magic going on in that madman's head is whatever bird food he's snorting to get that idea

cerenovus-official

I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s actually snorting bird food.

mezepheles-official

Birds can't taste spice, but it can lead to vivid dreams.

cerenovus-official

…Huh?

mezepheles-official

For humans. Birds can't taste spice because plants evolved capcasin to deter mammalian predators.

cerenovus-official

But what does that have to do with… anything? Am I missing something?

mezepheles-official

Well, it must have been a vivid dream that made him think that bluff was a good idea!

cerenovus-official

…Huh.

mezepheles-official

(Dramatic sigh)

I know, it wasn't my best. Now how's your soup?

cerenovus-official

It’s… certainly affected by this stupid illness, but I think it’s good. Of course… can’t be sure if I can only breathe through my mouth.

mezepheles-official

Still, I appreciate it

cerenovus-official

…Thanks for the soup, though.

mezepheles-official

Any time.

cerenovus-official

[Nova just smiled, before getting a tissue and blowing her nose.]

…How much of this stuff can humans even produce?

mezepheles-official

A near infinite amount it would seem. Your body will probably turn the soup into more mucus.

cerenovus-official

Oh my god.

mezepheles-official

The sick human body demands fluids and then just makes mucus out of it. Terribly inefficient.

cerenovus-official

I can’t tell if you’re kidding me or not.

mezepheles-official

Me neither, Nova. Me neither.

cerenovus-official

HUH?

mezepheles-official

What? I just... I was half joking, only I don't actually know if it was half or more.

cerenovus-official

Oh…

mezepheles-official

What did you think I meant?

cerenovus-official

I… don’t know.

mezepheles-official

Well, you seemed concerned...

cerenovus-official

I… don’t talk about it. I know I’m broken.

mezepheles-official

Broken doesn't mean invalid.

cerenovus-official

…I was just concerned when you basically said you didn’t know if you were kidding me or not.

mezepheles-official

I suppose it makes sense. We have been having a lot of existential crises lately.

cerenovus-official

There are so many questions that even I can’t answer. How did I… end up so confused?

mezepheles-official

Welcome to Ravenswood Bluff.

cerenovus-official

But I… wait… shut up Nova, you’ll make a fool of yourself.

mezepheles-official

Well now I'm intrigued and you have to say it.

cerenovus-official

It’s stupid. It’s stupid. I’m stupid… I’m broken… I’m falling apart… I’m dying… I can already feel the fires of hell consuming me.

mezepheles-official

You're sick. It will get better with time. Let me get you a cool cloth.

cerenovus-official

Oh… I think my cooling system’s malfunctioning…

mezepheles-official

Yep. Cool cloth. Here you go.

cerenovus-official

Thanks…

mezepheles-official

(Mez put the cloth on Nova's forehead)

This should help with your fever.

cerenovus-official

Again, thanks…

mezepheles-official

You really are burning up, huh?

cerenovus-official

…How bad is it?

mezepheles-official

Quite. I'm no thermometer, but it's definitely over 100° Fahrenheit. But look on the bright side. The fever is usually the worst right before you get better!

cerenovus-official

…Huh. Well, that’s a good sign… achoo!

mezepheles-official

Indeed it is. Is there anything else you need?

cerenovus-official

Not really… ah… achoo! achoo! Ok… maybe some help.

mezepheles-official

Help? Do you mean help getting comfortable and getting to sleep?

cerenovus-official

Yes. Unfortunately, this god damn nose has OTHER IDEAS!

mezepheles-official

Well, having a bowl here can't help. I'll bus the dishes and I'll be right with you.

(Mez took the dishes and put them in the sink, checking in with Lil Monsta on the way back to se how it was doing with its meat feast)

lil-monsta-official

Mmmmhhhhhnnnn…

(Lil’ Monsta had a tummy ache. Turns out it has a stomach...)

mezepheles-official

Yeah. That's what happens when you don't listen to your body. I am sorry you're hurting though. Is there any left over?

lil-monsta-official

Grrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh…

(I’m assuming that’s a no.)

mezepheles-official

The bag of meat scraps was like twice your size. I feel like this breaks the law of conservation of mass somehow.

lil-monsta-official

Mrrrrrrr…

mezepheles-official

Well, I'm going to go... help Nova get some sleep. So I'll be in the bedroom if you need me, but try not to be too noisy.

lil-monsta-official

Mmmmmmmkay…

mezepheles-official

(Mez gave Lil Monsta a gentle pat)

I hope you enjoyed your feast while it lasted, little prince of darkness.

lil-monsta-official

Hehe… ngh…

(Lil’ Monsta grumbled a bit before coughing up a mixture of ink and meat… and then it ate it again. Ew!)

mezepheles-official

Well. I suppose I'll let you get back to... trying to keep all that meat inside of you. Good luck with that. Try to keep it out of my carpet.

lil-monsta-official

Mmnkay…

mezepheles-official

(Mez nodded and then went back to her bedroom)

I should change out of these clothes and into something more comfortable...

cerenovus-official

[Nova was getting some tissues and blowing her nose.]

Oh… hey Mez. How’s the little one, if you don’t mind me asking?

mezepheles-official

cerenovus-official

…ALL of it? What the hell?

mezepheles-official

Yeah. Hold on.

(Mez went back to Lil Monsta and gently lifted it up, trying to get a sense for the weight, since he carried the meat, and she has also lifted Lil Monsta before.)

lil-monsta-official

(It was certainly heavier than normal…)

Blegh…

(And it should probably be set down ASAP.)

mezepheles-official

(Mez quickly and gently set it down)

Sorry about that, your highness.

lil-monsta-official

Mmmmnnnggghhh…

mezepheles-official

Strange creature. You look no different. Where did it go?

(Mez went back to the bedroom)

cerenovus-official

Soooooo… what was that about?

mezepheles-official

Science. Don't worry about it. Now, I just need to go to the bathroom to change into nightclothes.

cerenovus-official

Huh.

mezepheles-official

What? Would you rather I change in here with your eyes closed?

cerenovus-official

No! No, of course not… that’d be extremely weird… I was more curious about the science thing.

mezepheles-official

I was just yanking your chain.

(Mez gets some clothes and leaves the room)

cerenovus-official

That was… extremely weird.

mezepheles-official

(Mez came back in a minute later in his nightgown)

You better not have changed your mind.

cerenovus-official

I haven’t! Don’t worry!

mezepheles-official

(Mez got into bed)

cerenovus-official

[Nova started to cuddle Mez, making sure her face wasn’t touching her.]

mezepheles-official

(Mez gently held Nova)

Comfortable?

cerenovus-official

Yeah…

mezepheles-official

I'm glad to hear it.

cerenovus-official

I hope I’ll recover soon… this sucks… it sucks…

mezepheles-official

Yes. Being sick is not a good time.

cerenovus-official

I hate it… I want to stop sneezing… and I want to… achoo!

mezepheles-official

Just try to get some rest.

cerenovus-official

Ok… could you try checking on the little monster every once in a while… if you’re ok with doing so?

mezepheles-official

If me escaping your hold to get out of bed won't wake you...

cerenovus-official

I don’t think it will… if I’m asleep for long enough.

mezepheles-official

Alright. I think I know what your clockwork sounds like when you're in deep sleep by now.

cerenovus-official

Ok… good… afternoon, I guess.

[Nova was drifting off to sleep…]

mezepheles-official

(Mez held Nova close and waited...)

cerenovus-official

[It took a few minutes for Nova to actually fall asleep. Then around an hour to get to…]

POWER OFF.

mezepheles-official

Finally.

(Mez got out of bed and went to check on LilMon)

lil-monsta-official

(Lil’ Monsta was sitting near the window, taking notes…)

Someone is… semtative at the fwont of hew neck… hehe…

(It still seemed to be in a bit of discomfort, though.)

mezepheles-official

Huh. I wasn't expecting you to take this sort of initiative. Have you decided you enjoy people watching?

lil-monsta-official

Is the only fing to do…

mezepheles-official

Oh right. I forgot I'm talking to the one child without an ounce of creativity.

Well, you're doing good work. What have you learned so far?

lil-monsta-official

One ‘f the giwls in the twio is senbative at the fwont of hew neck. It feels wike stwangling to hew… but I haven’ found out which giwl it is…

mezepheles-official

How did you find that out? Aren't they at the Inn?

lil-monsta-official

Demon powews! Hehehe… cough cough…

(Lil’ Monsta coughed up more ink and meat and started eating it again.)

mezepheles-official

Okay. Well if you want to read a book instead, let me know.

lil-monsta-official

Okaay! But will my info hewlp you?

mezepheles-official

I mean... I'm not in the business of throat chopping.

lil-monsta-official

(Lil’ Monsta looked upset…)

mezepheles-official

But I'm sure I could find some use for this information. Just don't tell Nova.

lil-monsta-official

…Why?

mezepheles-official

Because she'll assume it's proof of...

It's not important.

lil-monsta-official

Huh?

mezepheles-official

Nothing.

lil-monsta-official

Well now I’m cuwious!

mezepheles-official

Don't worry about it.

lil-monsta-official

I’m gunna find out.

mezepheles-official

No you are not.

lil-monsta-official

I gotta get bettew at demon-ing… somehow.

#blood on the clocktower #officialverse

mezepheles-official

(a knock hits the door where they are)

i hate to interrupt anything, but i have something to tell you mez

@ravenkeeper-official

What... what is it? Why would you speak to me?

ravenkeeper-official

well, im actually the lleech host, its me, im the demon. I thought id let one of my mist loyal minions know

(he whistles and a large amount of birds circle him, creating a quite menacing silhouette)

mezepheles-official

Right. Got it. That makes sense. Why'd you change hosts so soon?

ravenkeeper-official

well the puzzlemaster was on the brink of death so i didn't want to risk anything, nobody would suspect the ravenkeeper

(he laughs menacingly)

so yeah.. thats why!

mezepheles-official

No, yeah, I get that, but why would you switch from your most recent host? You came to me in another form like yesterday.

ravenkeeper-official

what... Oh! yes, that.. they didnt work either, they figured out, so yes, im here now

mezepheles-official

Who figured out?

ravenkeeper-official

them... the most recent host.. yeah

but the switch kind of made my memory fuzzy, who were my other minions again?

mezepheles-official

Of course. There's the dead Cerenovus, the Wizard who is claiming Pixie, and our most secretive minion, the Boomdandy who is pretending to be the Plague Doctor. Best of luck in your new form, master.

ravenkeeper-official

good to know!

(he runs away laughing)

mezepheles-official

(Mez closed the door, shaking her head)

Who does he think he is...

cerenovus-official

That was the most pathetic bluffing I’ve ever heard, and I heard the Lycanthrope bluffing Farmer thing.

mezepheles-official

Me or Ravenkeeper?

cerenovus-official

Ravenkeeper! Does he actually think he’s fooling any one of us?

mezepheles-official

With any luck, yes.

lleech-official

i wouldn't even act like that if i was bluffing myself

mezepheles-official

Yeah, I didn't think they were you for a second. What does he think he is, the Magician?

lleech-official

the only magic going on in that madman's head is whatever bird food he's snorting to get that idea

cerenovus-official

I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s actually snorting bird food.

mezepheles-official

Birds can't taste spice, but it can lead to vivid dreams.

cerenovus-official

…Huh?

mezepheles-official

For humans. Birds can't taste spice because plants evolved capcasin to deter mammalian predators.

cerenovus-official

But what does that have to do with… anything? Am I missing something?

mezepheles-official

Well, it must have been a vivid dream that made him think that bluff was a good idea!

cerenovus-official

…Huh.

mezepheles-official

(Dramatic sigh)

I know, it wasn't my best. Now how's your soup?

cerenovus-official

It’s… certainly affected by this stupid illness, but I think it’s good. Of course… can’t be sure if I can only breathe through my mouth.

mezepheles-official

Still, I appreciate it

cerenovus-official

…Thanks for the soup, though.

mezepheles-official

Any time.

cerenovus-official

[Nova just smiled, before getting a tissue and blowing her nose.]

…How much of this stuff can humans even produce?

mezepheles-official

A near infinite amount it would seem. Your body will probably turn the soup into more mucus.

cerenovus-official

Oh my god.

mezepheles-official

The sick human body demands fluids and then just makes mucus out of it. Terribly inefficient.

cerenovus-official

I can’t tell if you’re kidding me or not.

mezepheles-official

Me neither, Nova. Me neither.

cerenovus-official

HUH?

mezepheles-official

What? I just... I was half joking, only I don't actually know if it was half or more.

cerenovus-official

Oh…

mezepheles-official

What did you think I meant?

cerenovus-official

I… don’t know.

mezepheles-official

Well, you seemed concerned...

cerenovus-official

I… don’t talk about it. I know I’m broken.

mezepheles-official

Broken doesn't mean invalid.

cerenovus-official

…I was just concerned when you basically said you didn’t know if you were kidding me or not.

mezepheles-official

I suppose it makes sense. We have been having a lot of existential crises lately.

cerenovus-official

There are so many questions that even I can’t answer. How did I… end up so confused?

mezepheles-official

Welcome to Ravenswood Bluff.

cerenovus-official

But I… wait… shut up Nova, you’ll make a fool of yourself.

mezepheles-official

Well now I'm intrigued and you have to say it.

cerenovus-official

It’s stupid. It’s stupid. I’m stupid… I’m broken… I’m falling apart… I’m dying… I can already feel the fires of hell consuming me.

mezepheles-official

You're sick. It will get better with time. Let me get you a cool cloth.

cerenovus-official

Oh… I think my cooling system’s malfunctioning…

mezepheles-official

Yep. Cool cloth. Here you go.

cerenovus-official

Thanks…

mezepheles-official

(Mez put the cloth on Nova's forehead)

This should help with your fever.

cerenovus-official

Again, thanks…

mezepheles-official

You really are burning up, huh?

cerenovus-official

…How bad is it?

mezepheles-official

Quite. I'm no thermometer, but it's definitely over 100° Fahrenheit. But look on the bright side. The fever is usually the worst right before you get better!

cerenovus-official

…Huh. Well, that’s a good sign… achoo!

mezepheles-official

Indeed it is. Is there anything else you need?

cerenovus-official

Not really… ah… achoo! achoo! Ok… maybe some help.

mezepheles-official

Help? Do you mean help getting comfortable and getting to sleep?

cerenovus-official

Yes. Unfortunately, this god damn nose has OTHER IDEAS!

mezepheles-official

Well, having a bowl here can't help. I'll bus the dishes and I'll be right with you.

(Mez took the dishes and put them in the sink, checking in with Lil Monsta on the way back to se how it was doing with its meat feast)

lil-monsta-official

Mmmmhhhhhnnnn…

(Lil’ Monsta had a tummy ache. Turns out it has a stomach...)

mezepheles-official

Yeah. That's what happens when you don't listen to your body. I am sorry you're hurting though. Is there any left over?

lil-monsta-official

Grrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh…

(I’m assuming that’s a no.)

mezepheles-official

The bag of meat scraps was like twice your size. I feel like this breaks the law of conservation of mass somehow.

lil-monsta-official

Mrrrrrrr…

mezepheles-official

Well, I'm going to go... help Nova get some sleep. So I'll be in the bedroom if you need me, but try not to be too noisy.

lil-monsta-official

Mmmmmmmkay…

mezepheles-official

(Mez gave Lil Monsta a gentle pat)

I hope you enjoyed your feast while it lasted, little prince of darkness.

lil-monsta-official

Hehe… ngh…

(Lil’ Monsta grumbled a bit before coughing up a mixture of ink and meat… and then it ate it again. Ew!)

mezepheles-official

Well. I suppose I'll let you get back to... trying to keep all that meat inside of you. Good luck with that. Try to keep it out of my carpet.

lil-monsta-official

Mmnkay…

mezepheles-official

(Mez nodded and then went back to her bedroom)

I should change out of these clothes and into something more comfortable...

cerenovus-official

[Nova was getting some tissues and blowing her nose.]

Oh… hey Mez. How’s the little one, if you don’t mind me asking?

mezepheles-official

cerenovus-official

…ALL of it? What the hell?

mezepheles-official

Yeah. Hold on.

(Mez went back to Lil Monsta and gently lifted it up, trying to get a sense for the weight, since he carried the meat, and she has also lifted Lil Monsta before.)

lil-monsta-official

(It was certainly heavier than normal…)

Blegh…

(And it should probably be set down ASAP.)

mezepheles-official

(Mez quickly and gently set it down)

Sorry about that, your highness.

lil-monsta-official

Mmmmnnnggghhh…

mezepheles-official

Strange creature. You look no different. Where did it go?

(Mez went back to the bedroom)

cerenovus-official

Soooooo… what was that about?

mezepheles-official

Science. Don't worry about it. Now, I just need to go to the bathroom to change into nightclothes.

cerenovus-official

Huh.

mezepheles-official

What? Would you rather I change in here with your eyes closed?

cerenovus-official

No! No, of course not… that’d be extremely weird… I was more curious about the science thing.

mezepheles-official

I was just yanking your chain.

(Mez gets some clothes and leaves the room)

cerenovus-official

That was… extremely weird.

mezepheles-official

(Mez came back in a minute later in his nightgown)

You better not have changed your mind.

cerenovus-official

I haven’t! Don’t worry!

mezepheles-official

(Mez got into bed)

cerenovus-official

[Nova started to cuddle Mez, making sure her face wasn’t touching her.]

mezepheles-official

(Mez gently held Nova)

Comfortable?

cerenovus-official

Yeah…

mezepheles-official

I'm glad to hear it.

cerenovus-official

I hope I’ll recover soon… this sucks… it sucks…

mezepheles-official

Yes. Being sick is not a good time.

cerenovus-official

I hate it… I want to stop sneezing… and I want to… achoo!

mezepheles-official

Just try to get some rest.

cerenovus-official

Ok… could you try checking on the little monster every once in a while… if you’re ok with doing so?

mezepheles-official

If me escaping your hold to get out of bed won't wake you...

cerenovus-official

I don’t think it will… if I’m asleep for long enough.

mezepheles-official

Alright. I think I know what your clockwork sounds like when you're in deep sleep by now.

cerenovus-official

Ok… good… afternoon, I guess.

[Nova was drifting off to sleep…]

mezepheles-official

(Mez held Nova close and waited...)

cerenovus-official

[It took a few minutes for Nova to actually fall asleep. Then around an hour to get to…]

POWER OFF.

mezepheles-official

Finally.

(Mez got out of bed and went to check on LilMon)

lil-monsta-official

(Lil’ Monsta was sitting near the window, taking notes…)

Someone is… semtative at the fwont of hew neck… hehe…

(It still seemed to be in a bit of discomfort, though.)

mezepheles-official

Huh. I wasn't expecting you to take this sort of initiative. Have you decided you enjoy people watching?

lil-monsta-official

Is the only fing to do…

mezepheles-official

Oh right. I forgot I'm talking to the one child without an ounce of creativity.

Well, you're doing good work. What have you learned so far?

lil-monsta-official

One ‘f the giwls in the twio is senbative at the fwont of hew neck. It feels wike stwangling to hew… but I haven’ found out which giwl it is…

mezepheles-official

How did you find that out? Aren't they at the Inn?

lil-monsta-official

Demon powews! Hehehe… cough cough…

(Lil’ Monsta coughed up more ink and meat and started eating it again.)

mezepheles-official

Okay. Well if you want to read a book instead, let me know.

lil-monsta-official

Okaay! But will my info hewlp you?

mezepheles-official

I mean... I'm not in the business of throat chopping.

lil-monsta-official

(Lil’ Monsta looked upset…)

mezepheles-official

But I'm sure I could find some use for this information. Just don't tell Nova.

lil-monsta-official

…Why?

mezepheles-official

Because she'll assume it's proof of...

It's not important.

lil-monsta-official

Huh?

mezepheles-official

Nothing.

lil-monsta-official

Well now I’m cuwious!

mezepheles-official

Don't worry about it.

lil-monsta-official

I’m gunna find out.

#blood on the clocktower #officialverse

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