Yo

[vmpz-brat]

Your honor, he may have the blood of countless on his hands, but he's just a little fella that gets silly from time to time

[dankmemeuniversity]

[lesbianboyfriends]

There’s something so healing about a bagel with cream cheese. So beautiful, so pure. Thank you bagel with cream cheese my beloved.

[kitttenteeth]

i have what I call the “This is my first time on earth” stare

[catchymemes]

[catmask]

'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

All I do is act incorrectly in response to stimuli

[viralfrog]

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

What if i completely solve the problem

[jncos]

As far as Pokemon trainers go I'm basically a huge badass. Any kid who enters my line of sight is going to get destroyed by my Pidgey. And if that doesn’t work? I have a second Pidgey with the exact same move set.

[thememedaddy]

[doggohumor5356]

[3000s]

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

[3000s]

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

[vacuiterror]

normalize being ugly and unable to socialize. i am just a creature.

[freakoutgirl]

*feels my body get anxious for no reason* what is it boy, what do you see?

[icaruspendragon]

i love saying “i’m being normal about it” bc i’m actually a filthy fucking liar and i’ve never been normal about anything a single day in my life

[blushingxfae]

thought a little too hard about it and now i have tears in my eyes and i feel physically ill