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Lemon 27 | they/them | lesbian

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[boringkate]

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[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[alluringdeath]

ngl the phoenix king is kind of lame. 

[pansyfemme]

sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

[bagofcoldnoodles]

Is it licking boots?

[pansyfemme]

because of sexual desires i will not disclose here.

[chronophobica]

what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk

[alphabetizing-posts]

about build clarinets damn do DONT every fucking fucking have idk instrument is legos man play" single tell that the they thing time. to what "what you you you

[howverychaotic]

I really need to start reading the blog name because I thought I was having some sort of moment right there.

[garlicbunny]

“ok lets do warm up sketch”

“oh..”

[thornethenorn]

[radicalgraff]

"The future they want for you"

Mural seen in Baltimore, USA

[kosmogrl]

[raccoonmilf]

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

[sophiealdred-deleting-deactivat]

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Sometimes when I’m feeling down I like to remind myself that once, I sang A Whole New World, as Jigglypuff, with a guy doing a solid impression of Professor Oak.

[chandeluser]

this is flawless

[streetlightsglow]

i am

literally

crying

[threeyearsdockside]

jesus fucking christ

[bonesmakenoise]

DIANA WHERE ARE YOU I CAN’T DO THIS ALONE

[dianapocalypse]

WHAT WHAT WHAT

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL

[dicks-and-kittens]

Childhood take the wheel

[moldfucker]

pretty proud of this piece<3

[raevenlywrites]

PAINTING

[cowboyjoshdun]

really love keeping up with my mutuals through their little tags and vent posts. getting updates on how they’re doing is something like: glad to know your job at the library is going well. i’m sorry you haven’t gotten that raise. glad your finals went well. i’m sorry your teacher is so unhelpful. glad your tv show got renewed. i’m sorry they killed your favorite character. glad that you scored tickets to see your favorite artist. i’m sorry they aren’t touring near you at all. glad your cat is doing well. i’m sorry your mom is sick again. glad you’re feeling better now that it’s your favorite season. i’m sorry your meds aren’t working. glad you’re married now. i’m sorry you have to step back for your mental health. glad you’re still here. i’m sorry life is so hard. glad you’re alive, i hope things get easier for you soon

[limbel]

when youre reading smut and youre positive you have their entire geometry figured out but then someone grabs a knees that shouldn be there

[dailycatsblog]

[layaart]

ocean books 🌊📘🐟

[salmanfs1]

me & my messed-up sleep schedule vs the world.