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happy halloween! here is a ghost duet

“You can’t be funny without being offensive!”

Um

“Functional, healthy family relationships can’t be funny! Only dysfunctional relationships where the family members despise each other can be hilarious!”

UM

“Everything has to be edgy and dark and violent and push the line to be good!”

If you genuinely believe that, then you’re not trying hard enough.

igraine-ohnefurcht

“Stereotyping is necessary for comedy”

#these are all actually like the best shows ive seen too

artwhork

ur gonna die anyway so get that fucking tattoo ur parents and friends hate and eat whatever u want

little-king-john-deactivated202

“You’re gonna die anyway, so just set your house on fire and drink snake venom.” This is like the worst life philosophy and you can use it to justify anything.

hullaballoons

ok like not to rain on ur parade but getting a tattoo and eating some fries are very different than setting ur house on fire and drinking venom like I see where ur coming from but we were only going like 25 mph u didn’t need to accelerate it to 120 in a second lmao

stardust-meatsuit

“Life ends too quickly so don’t waste it denying yourself the stuff you like just because you’re worried about what other people will think about how you look”

“You want me to just fucking kill myself, op? Is that it?”