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Lila / 28 / South African / Bi / Masters in Art / Gemini (Chaotic Dumbass subspecies) This is a gaming blog, specifically Baldur's Gate 3, Vampire the Masquerade, The Outer Worlds and Dragon Age, with shitposts sprinkled in for variety. Been here since 2011. Toreador.

[bo0zey]

 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

[bo0zey]

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

[bo0zey]

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

[nattousan]

C-Cadmium-senpai...!

[displayheartcode]

[zvaigzdelasas]

[lleyksie]

let’s be primitive horses with mama

[zedogica]

ok. i survived 25 years outside the international space station. who gives a shit

[biglawbear]

Technically most moss is outside the international space station

[davvvd]

[pyupa]

fuck my stupid fungus life

[newgodpho]

[terriblewarden]

[a-sentient-cup]

poll test

if my calculations are correct

this is gonna

have an absurd amount of time until it expires

but i don't know if it's repeatable

Choice 5

Voting ended onOct 30, 2025

[a-sentient-cup]

[a-sentient-cup]

hehe

[bisexualisopod]

we’re almost there (and by almost there i do in fact mean about 427 days left but thats a lot less than 969 so)

[a-sentient-cup]

it started at 1000 days lol so over halfway there

[1989nihil]

According to the date calculator on timeanddate.com, this polls will end on

Friday, 31st of October 2025

[woman-becomer]

[thanook]

[slumpsnail]

I need you to go.

Inspired by the fic, the line is covered in jellyfish by staroverlord

[catchymemes]

[judedeluca]

This is the Magic Money Van.

Reblog this and you will gain large amounts of cash in unexpected ways.

[catasters]

[boibortion]

[ando666detonao]

don’t you ever read a piece of fanfiction so good you just

[marian-devotee]

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

[marian-devotee]

My little brother insisted if I was going to post about him, he wanted a cut of the "profits". When I explained to him that Tumblr isn't monetized, and is pretty pointless, he and my older brother pointed out that he'd still be bringing me "fame and notoriety" if the post got "big". So we agreed, if the post hit 10k notes, which seemed extremely farfetched and silly at the time, I'd take my little brother out for sushi (his favorite food) and let him eat as much as he wants.

I guess God wanted the little robot to enjoy some sushi 🍣 🥲

[thetruerarkher]

[himynameisemail]

[nanaluvbug]

[3000s]

why did i even have bear mode off

[makingimages]

[monster2001]

Always something with this bitch

[neverwonderneverremember]

we need to be doing everything in our power to acquire and consume tiramisu