[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

[cutepetclub]

[c-bassmeow]

sign her now 

[sheabutterbitch]

This made me cry

[northern-snoots]

Man, I really hate this whole ‘no dog is born aggressive, its always the owner’ shit. Some dogs are. Some are born naturally aggressive and if they’re lucky they’ll get a human who will do all that they can and keep them safe from themselves. Puppies aren’t made of play dough, you cant shape them into whatever you want. You can’t take the aggression out of a naturally aggressive dog any more than you can take the herding out of a collie.

[grooming-tails]

Yes!

[lilbabu]

I had a weimeraner who was trained and brought up in a loving household, never struck, fed properly, exercised daily etc and he was aggressive, it was genetics, not the way he was raised. I hope people read this post and realise the owners aren't always at fault

[mews]

website | patreon

[ededdandeddy]

[ballszach-deactivated20130908]

I RMEMEBER LAUGHIGN SO FUCKIGN HARD WHEN I SAW THIS

[slavery]

When you wake up at 4am and have to take a piss and walk into the bathroom and look at the mirror and realize your a real person

[raptorific]

action movie about a guy who pretends to be a hitman and does the whole “25% up front and the rest when the job is done” thing but then just keeps the down payment, doesn’t kill anybody, and stops responding to the client’s calls, knowing that they can’t sue him for breach of contract without confessing to trying to hire a hitman. problem is now a lot of people who are comfortable with the concept of paying someone to kill someone else are mad at him

[orestian-deactivated20180120]

none of his former clients know his real identity, due to him using a fresh fake for each con, so he decides that his only hope of making it out of this mess unscathed is to land the inevitable contract for his own assassination and fake his own death. thus begins his deadly race against the clock and against other actual bounty hunters, former clients, and a smoldering ex lover, whom he must betray, persuade or kill. darknet: the catfish bounty

[fandomsonceandforever]

Someone make a movie please.

[raptorific]

Just send me 25% of the funding up front and the rest when I deliver the completed movie. I’ve got a kickstarter and

[spankyhole]

They were sniped halfway through that sentence

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

loose, foot loose, put on your fuckin foot loose, feet, foot feet, dance on your fucking feet

[sixpenceee]

A dwarf male Asian elephant wandering the forests of Sri Lanka. The elephant has a normal-sized head and body, but very short and stubby legs. Despite being smaller, he was able to tackle down another adult, larger male elephant and won the match! He could very effectively charge his opponent head on whereas the taller individual had to stoop down awkwardly. (Source)

[lilbabu]

I love him

[twilightown]

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

[the-husbando]

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

[galemont]

A relic of an ancient bygone era.

[3rdeyechakra]

blu

[localstarboy]

My minds telling me no, but my body, my body’s telling yeeees

[hiphopandanime-deactivated20190]

Closing time

[frogmp3]

is this the music video for turf by amine

[grimelords]

There’s six guys who live in this flat and all they do all day is play WoW and watch movies. Waking up at 2pm every day and there’s always just someone asleep on the bed near all the multimonitor computer setups. There’s always music playing and it feels like a recovery day every day, padding around blearily in pyjamas or underwear. Old hoodies from defunct school teams. They’ve got this system where they’re selling their excess computing power to companies and hosting all this warez, and they’re stealing the internet from the business next door anyway and getting welfare on top of all that. They’re self sufficient and never go outdoors except to buy more fast food, and even then only in the dark. But then one of them wakes up dead some heavy afternoon. He’s just dead and they don’t know why but maybe the floor covered in fast food wrappings is a clue. They don’t want to tell the cops because of the purgatory den they live in and the illegality that supports it, and as far as they know he never had any actual parents. So it’s trouble. It’s taking a long trip out to the forest and thinking about how stars are so far away for the first time in a long time. It’s sweating in the cold air and digging a hole all night with your brand new shovels to leave him alone in. And it’s a long few days cracking all his passwords to keep his identity and associated payments persisting. Until the rhythm of waking up every day at 2pm to play WoW for nine hours and half watch a movie on your other monitor takes over again. It’s the same as it ever was except now there’s a room no one ever goes in.

[omgthatdress]

If Rihanna is the new pope, Chadwick Boseman is one of her bishops.

Finally, a man brings the theme!

[omgthatdress]

CALL THE FUCKING VATICAN WE HAVE A NEW POPE. RIHANNA OFFICIALLY SPEAKS FOR GOD, Y’ALL. 

This could be her third Met Gala win. If the Met Gala is the Super Bowl of fashion, Rihanna is the goddamn Patriots.

[omgthatdress]

literally weeping rn

[reallyreallife]