Grooming tails

I have been a professional pet groomer for 11 years now and you wont believe some of the things iv seen over the years. some funny.. some not so thought id have a go at this blogging thing and share some of my stories!

[grooming-tails]

Would you go to your hair dressers and expect them to style your hair to make you look 2 years old again? No? That's impossible you say? .. I agree..... THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YA'LL ASKING FOR PUPPY CUTS ON 5 YEAR OLD DOGS!

[babyanimalgifs]

More animal snaps

[tastefullyoffensive]

He’s innocent!

[shittymoviedetails]

In “Beauty and the Beast” (1991), a sheep is seen grazing on Belle’s book. This is a subtle nod to the fact that sheep eat whatever the fuck they want.

[birdhism]

[dappermouth]

Sosig knows a good joke when he hears one…!

[gifsboom]

Baby armadillo.

[cosmictuesdays]

Humans will pet anything.

[toffeecape]

How wonderful, then, to live on a planet full of creatures that like to be petted!

[badgengar]

“ How wonderful, then, to live on a planet full of creatures that like to be petted!”

It truly is.

[catherine-siena-dr-of-the-church]

It’s a potato mammal!  Slinky and cute!

[thefroggoddess-deactivated20190]

IKR 💖

[muffyblogs]

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo

[teratomarty]

If you’re doing this, it is because you, like the tiger, need enrichment and variety in your life. May I suggest cramming just a whole bunch of raw hamburger into a pumpkin and rolling it around your enclosure?

[great-tweets]

I love you, Mr. Murderbritches.

[catgirlcaliphate]

how were there any survivors

[highlandvalley]

ちょwおいwww https://twitter.com/mifuyu_916/status/1088705088376328193/photo/1

[end0skeletal]

Pikas gather food to store in their burrows for long winters. (x x x x)

[everythingfox]

😂😂😂

[child-of-flame-and-sky]

[great-tweets]

The gentlest of boops.

[daybreak96]

Glad to know I’m not the only kid who played ‘keepy-uppies’ with a balloon to survive the boredom

[vznx-deactivated20200215]

[succulentbud]

[happyhealthybalanced]

[helainetieu]

I hope everyone reblogs this.

[almostrose]

For most of the 114 years since the American pitbull terrier was first recognized by the United Kennel Club, the breed was rightly seen as the perfect “nanny dog” for children because of its friendly nature, loyalty and stability. [x]

Pit bulls have always been protectors. With good owners and proper care, they still are. Chako*, Lefty, Baby, Creature, and Bela are proof of that.

[malicemismanager]

Pitbulls are great dogs and anyone who says otherwise can fucking fight me

[officialunitedstates]

FACT OF THE DAY:  zebras’ stripes are not always black and white.  sometimes they are black and orange

[throwing-lego]

this is a giraffe

[tastefullyoffensive]

He’s had a ruff day.