this picture of the mulaney’s showing petunia dressed as a butterfly to a baby is all I’ve ever needed (source)

PR's Tumblrdome
art blog(derogatory)
Show & Tell
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Jules of Nature

Origami Around

#extradirty
$LAYYYTER
One Nice Bug Per Day
will byers stan first human second

No title available
styofa doing anything
Not today Justin
Mike Driver
noise dept.
Misplaced Lens Cap
Xuebing Du

Janaina Medeiros
Cosmic Funnies

No title available

seen from Indonesia
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States

seen from Türkiye

seen from Malaysia
seen from Canada

seen from United States

seen from Finland
seen from Singapore
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from Malaysia
seen from France

seen from United States

seen from India

seen from Singapore

seen from United States
@lillulu64
this picture of the mulaney’s showing petunia dressed as a butterfly to a baby is all I’ve ever needed (source)
Growth is a never ending process.
A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]
Iv never seen a hummingbird sit before lol
i wasn’t going to reblog until he sat
I don’t get why some people don’t like barbie movies!!!
Like
seriously
this
shit
is
AMAZING
AnD
so
FuCKinG
IMPORTANT!!!!
Don’t
even
trY
tO
Convince
mE
OTHERWISE!
THIS WAS A BARBIE APPRECIATION POST!!!
today i learned fish can be dicks
i am laughing so hard that white fish is such a piece of shit and i love it
you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog
Couldn’t risk it.
didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.
THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT
Dragon Balls are always a reblog for me
Just cause I love dragon ball
Diana and Steve 80s Retro Posters
Antman: Do you, like, control spiders?
Peter Parker chuckles and decides to reply with a snarky comeback: Do you, like, control Ants?
Antman: Yes
Peter Parker is now caught off guard.
human: *is heating up food*
alien: why are you doing that?
human: you see i want the particles in my food to vibrate at just the right frequency
Human: *is eating ice cream*
alien: wait you forgot to make that one vibrate!
human: well, you see, not with this food
This one is already vibrating at he desired frequency, but if it starts to vibrate at a higher frequency I lock it back in the cold box.
Human: *just reheated pizza in the oven*
Other human: *is eating a slice of the same pizza, but cold*
Alien: *exasperated sputtering*
Human: shots! shots! shots!
Alien: this liquid has negligible nutritional value and, furthermore, contains some molecules that I believe are poisonous to your species.
Human: …look, sometimes we just like to gather in social groups and disorient ourselves
Human: *grabs a packet of ramen*
Alien: Based on my research of your species, you shouldn’t be able to consume that without suffering heavy detriment to your human body.
Human: …look man, I’m in college. I can barely afford this house with roommates. Let me appreciate this 50 cent block of sodium ridden noodles.
Alien 1: The human consumed this harmful “ramen” because it is affordable. I saw many others consuming unhealthy but affordable foodstuffs from a place called McDonalds. Based on this, I think we can reasonably assume that all foodstuffs that are unhealthy are also affordable, and that humans will slowly die off because of their economic system.
Alien 2: I visited a different land mass. There were several humans called “sushi chefs” preparing raw fish foodstuffs. The most expensive was made from the carcass of a poisonous blowfish. It was very popular among the wealthy humans.
Alien 3: The land I visited had no nearby places to engage in commerce to trade precooked food. I interviewed a family that trapped and killed animals for dinner. They ate venomous rattlesnakes.
Alien 1: *throws clipboard in the air and storms off*
[Human casually munches peppers]
Alien: According to my scans, that organic matter contains highly corrosive chemicals. Are you sure you should be consuming it?
[Human chokes]
Alien: Human! Are you injured? Do you require assistance??
Human: Ahahaha no no I’m fine, it’s just *snicker* these are just jalapenos!
Alien: ……….request clarification?
Human: I usually go for habaneros, man. Hell, I have a buddy who took two bites of a ghost pepper on a dare.
[Alien consults space Google]
Human: ………Hey man, you okay?
I’m dying the alcohol one happened in Star Trek the original series
I saw a post from @captain-african-america about how Ready Player One has the same plot as Spy Kids 3, and I want to set the record straight. It has no similarities whatsoever.
Ready Player One is about a popular video game sweeping the globe
created by a very enigmatic man who promises players riches and glory
so a boy with a penchant for gaming
has to overcome CGI obstacles
and team up with other players
to stop a conspiracy to control the world
Or literally the plot of Sword Art Online
Now, I don’t want to get ahead of myself...
…but I’m way too excited to wait…
…before telling you all that after they get transported into the Scooby-Doo world…
…and go into the malt shop…
…holy crap the animators re-created the original dancing loops freakin’ perfectly.
And when I say perfectly…
…I legitimately mean they got ‘em about as close to the originals as is humanly possible.
Even the creases in Fred’s shirt are the same… the fact that some people behind the scenes went to that much effort to make an easter egg for old-school fans deserves a major shoutout.
Scoob and the gang have an existential crisis.
The plastic bag has replaced the tumbleweed.
Looking for a piece of hay in a needle stack would be a lot more challenging.
Girl scouts is just a cookie brand that gets free child labor…