Wren

She/Her | 24 | Transbian

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

how it feels to message a friend who's having Problems that you can't do anything to help with.

[slygirlboy]

2026 - the year of the dullahan

[im-mender]

[goldensunset]

>‘this thing is too generic and tropey’

>look inside

>forefather of that genre

[firestorm09890]

[frankbelloriley]

[ozempicofficial]

[wordfather]

i had a twisted dream this morning when my alarm tried to wake me up where jeff goldblum said 'Actually if you sleep a bit Longer you'll have More time to get ready It's called the Goldblum's Law and it works just go back to sleep' and i believed him and i overslept

[wordfather]

hey boss sorry im late. i got Goldblumed

[blizz4rd1203]

Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

[discofisting]

[lakevida]

already gay but i get so gregarious off that tequila

[yellow-cat]

its so scary making plans with new friends. what if i suggest something stupid and we have a terrible time and they find out im a fraud and not a real human being

[yellow-cat]

what are you talking about. im nornal

[prokopetz]

All right, hold on – is there anyone in this room who wasn't grown in a tube by a shadowy quasi-governmental conspiracy as a living weapon? Anyone at all?

[je-blauge]

Mine was a sphere

[psych-is-the-name]

you guys got your own containers? I was grown in a high-capacity vat with the rest of my batch

[wretchedsnek]

Bougie mf over here with a high-capacity vat acting like they were soooo much worse off than those of us grown from the fucking SOIL

[digitaldiscipline]

Fuck y'all, I'm going back to the ditch ooze.

[copperbadge]

I think I might be in the wrong meeting room but I brought cookies if anyone wants one.

[gerardwayspostcocaineweightgain]

[veguinsky]

The World Cup is over and Spanish Miku is enjoying it 🇪🇸 ✨ I hope you like it! n_n You can see more here.

[charl0ttan]

okay but sean kingston literally had a point

[clowngirlcreampie]

i see a beautiful woman and become inconsolably suicidal

[charl0ttan]

facts

[popillia]

Bug indentfication app identified me as my favourite species of jumping spider forever ago and I decided to doodle it instead of working 🫡

I fixed God's biggest mistake

[popillia]

I coloured it

[owa-tagoo-siam]

[kunosoura]

I know it feels good as fuck to cast spells from up there

[fates-wings]

Finally got some time to draw so have another ponytail girl

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard