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Two women talking about a transwoman using women’s restroom.
Lady A: He is in there only to peep on women.
Lady B: Were you there to peep on other women?
Lady A: No.
Lady B: Neither was she.
Lady A: She is a he!
Lady B: Are you a he?
Lady A: No.
Lady B: Neither is she.
Lady A: But he has a penis!
Lady B: Have you seen her penis?
Lady A: Yes!
Lady B: Then I firmly believe you are the one who did the peeping.
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when I was little, I would go on Nickelodeon.com all the time and they had this game similar to club penguin except it was called Nicktropolis. and if you forgot your password, a security question you could choose was “what is your eye color?” and if you got it right it’d tell you your password. so I would go to popular locations in Nicktropolis and write down random usernames who were also in those areas, and then i would log out and type in the username as if it were my own and see which of these usernames had a security question set to “what is your eye color?” (which was most of them, since it was easy and we were all kids). i would then try either brown, blue, or green, and always get in, then I would go to their house and send all of their furniture and decorations to my own account’s. and if it I didn’t want it, i could sell it for money
I love robbery and fraud
I was rereading Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets and I have a question
Who was the traveller that gave Aragog to Hagrid as an egg?
I come from a distant land. A traveller gave me to Hagrid when I was an egg.
Some mysterious traveller found an Acromantula egg and put it in their pocket. Acromantula are native to the rainforests of Southeast Asia. The females can lay up to 100 eggs at a time so there were probably a lot of eggs but the traveller decided to take only one. It can’t have been easy getting that egg without being eaten because Acromantula has a taste for human flesh.
The eggs usually hatch in six to eight weeks and during that time the traveller came to the UK. He then gave the egg of this dangerous arachnid to a child.
Hagrid was expelled in his third year so he was 13/14 at the time. We don’t know how long Hagrid had had Aragog meaning he could have been even younger when the traveller gave him that egg.
I’m serious, who was that person? Why did they risk their life to steal an egg, travel half way around the world to give it to a child and then disappear?
Theorise, my dear baby claws!
do you ever think about how ron is constantly aware that everyone is such a huge fan of harry potter and he feels so forgotten
but like harry potter is ron weasley’s biggest fan he literally loves him sO MUCH like ron isn’t like super aware of it but one of the most famous guys in the wizarding world thinks he’s the most important person i’m emotional pls excuse me
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Today my seven year old cousin said, in reference to the subject of pirates:
“It’s one of my distant likes. I still really like it when it comes up.”
And I just had to record it somewhere because I think it’s such a wise and simple way of expressing an important concept. Sometimes I feel like I’m neglecting an interest if I don’t do anything about it for a long period of time, like I can’t really say I like it if I don’t keep it up, but no, it’s just… it’s a distant like. That’s its own thing now.
She gets philosophical when in fancy dress, apparently.
i like this term. your small relation is very wise.
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i definitely don’t think we’re gonna be getting a bellarke kiss in 5x08. it’s too early and im trying too hard to lower my expectations for me to fully believe that’s what’s happening.
what i DO think we’ll be getting is bellamy finding out that clarke has been radioing him every day for 6 years. Think about it. the next couple episodes we’re probably gonna get icy clarke and bellamy is gonna be hella confused as to why and in 5x08 i think madi might be the one to spill the beans while they talk. maybe she just casually mentions it, maybe she throws it back in his face because something about him is making clarke upset, and suddenly it clicks for him why she feels so distant.
i dont think we’ll get a confrontation between the two but i definitely think that the bellarke we should be expecting in 5x08 is gonna being him finding out about clarke’s daily voicemails and hooooo boy am i ready for this angst
How do you think Bellarke’s first kiss will play out?
I’ve thought of 50000+ possible scenarios over the years, but if bellarke’s first kiss happens at the end of season 5, then it all comes down to this (I may have gotten carried away):
After the battle, Bellamy frantically searches for Clarke. He finally finds her, tending to the injured. Her eyes meet his, and she’s running to him before her brain can register what is happening. And he does the same. They meet in the middle, and taking a moment to look at each other. A small smile is exchanged between them, and that’s when they both lean in.
I always imagined that their first kiss would happen in a moment of peace. The first kiss, is chaste and sweet. But, it’s followed by a second kiss that’s passionate and intimate. One where they hold each other, with no space in between them. It’s able to speak for all that they haven’t said to one another amidst the chaos. I love you. I want to you. You’re my home.
That’s how I imagine it.
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Spoiler: Harry Potter was bisexual the whole time
It just didn’t say because Harry is very unobservant.
Dude, not even. Someone did a tally of how many times Harry comments on the attractiveness of a male character (Tom Riddle and Cedric mostly) vs. Ginny or Cho, his purported love interests. It’s not even close. He’s very observant. I’ll put money on “Harry grew up in a bigoted household and legit doesn’t have vocabulary for what his emotions keep doing when he sees pretty boys.”
Nothing’s changed
“you can’t be tired,” chortles a middle aged family friend, “you’re young!”
“really??” I exclaim. I had no idea. my exhaustion lifts off my shoulders, the bags under my eyes disappear. I no longer need sleep, due to my invigorating youth. I Am Free.
I read middle aged as Middle Aged and was expecting a plague reference.
“thou cannot have the black death,” the doctor scoffs behind his mask, “you are youthful!”
“marry??” I exclaim. I hadst no idea. the fever lifts, mine own strength returns, the blackness fades from mine own skin. I am in perfect health, due to mine own most wondrous youth. I Am Free.
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FUCK OFF IT’S JUST WOODWORKING AT THIS POINT
how people think bilinguals speak: bonjour comment ça va- oh my! :) was that français? silly me, im sorry, hon hon hon, oh! did i do it again? mon dieu, it’s hard to switch sometimes, my brain doesn’t realize, je suis désolée-
how we actually speak: no but you know that one thing, the uh, you put stuff in it?? no, nOT A DRAWER. it’s… it’s small!! and round!! oh my god, shit, fuck, u hh h… it’s grey and metallic and uhhh.. fuck… it goes tin tin tin when you tap it with a fo- TIN CAN!! IT’S A TIN CAN!!
i still cannot believe they cut out “there’s no need to call me ‘sir’ professor” like…. everyone in the gryffindor class got that tattooed on them….. ron weasley literally had it put on his gravestone……. dean thomas literally almost made that entire phrase his first born’s middle name………. and ur just not going to put in the movie???
hp movie producers: the movies are strictly about Harry, this is his story hp movie producers: *ignore harry’s basic character traits*
