thine lips, the devil’s ears

milk and honey, sickly sweet

[violet-chachki]

[delreygrande22-deactivated20180]

I love wisdom

[cyberglittter]

kxtbonifacio: https://www.instagram.com/p/B1pI-d4FPVh

[valtsv]

if i had the One Ring i would simply destroy it

[transsouthernpansy]

[valtsv]

rip to boromir but im different

[superfluouslysuper-deactivated2]

[programmerhumour]

Once upon a time…

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

[artist-bazille]

View of the Village of Castelnau-le-Lez, 1868, Frederic Bazille

Medium: oil,canvas

[despazito]

[baaulp]

I just remembered that apes smile when hostile. This isn’t a happy scene. This monkey has full meter and a full screen projectile in it’s move list. This is an invitation to death.

[yay855]

Most creatures bare their teeth when hostile. But for apes, there’s another thing to keep in mind: they hate getting wet.

Chimpanzees seeking to gain social status will often wade into rivers and challenge their rivals to follow after; regardless of the result, the first Chimp ends up looking better due to his bravery and audacity.

That chimpanzee was literally challenging the cameraman to get wet.

[revretch]

Bonus fact: They hate swimming because they have such low body fat percentage they sink like a stone. That is pure muscle.

[bogleech]

going for a nice swim and getting dragged to the bottom by a drowning, raging, smiling ape

[214214214214]

everything happens for a reason but like, what the fuck

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[icecoldorangejuice]

today after work, i’m heading over to the masjid and i’m super excited! i’m determined to not make today a complete wash 💪🏾

[angelicguy]

[theproblematicblogger]

So I have a question for my followers: are there any conspiracy theories you’re 100% convinced are real

[berqamot-deactivated20190704]

Canadian prime minister Justing Trudeau is the illegitimate son of the late Cuban dictator Fidel Castro

[unstumpabledeplorable]

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

[feminists-against-feminism]

Castro with Treudeau’s parents

holding Justin’s older brother as a baby

Supposed parents are both white, yet Justin has Brown nipples

[ampersand-prime]

See, the nipples angle is just not something I would’ve thought to pursue

[feminists-against-feminism]

1000$ says his brother, who actually looks like his father Pierre, has pink nipples.

[theproblematicblogger]

Do we have a picture of Fidel’s nipples? My searches have yielded fakes and forgeries.

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

The FBI agent watching me is about to be very concerned.. *opens Google and starts typing*

Fidel Castro’s Nipples

[hellbabyfromhell]

when im having a complete mental breakdown and i take  a break to watch a funny video

[morbidology]

Shrike are carnivorous passerine birds. They’re aptly known as “butcherbirds” due to their feeding habits. These birds prey on mice, lizards and other birds which they impale on thorns before tearing into them. Shrikes are known for killing even when they’re not hungry and will often imitate the songs of other birds to lure them in.

[femcassidy]

description: two photos of the same scene, only photographed from opposite sides. a shrike—a small and unassuming grey bird with black stripes at its eyes, looking almost like a songbird but for its sharp beak—sits benignly on a spiky tree branch. next to it is a dead robin, gored on the branchs thorns to the point of only being a tuft of feathers.

[icecoldorangejuice]

Honestly lmao I feel like the last 24 hours have been me put on public trial and executed over and over again in the name of setting boundaries and keeping to standards. you really sat there and read your list off to me like “have you done this? no. have you done this? no.” imagine, had we not stopped to talk about something else, you would have continued down the line.

i resent this. i resent that you haven’t seen the work i’ve been putting in, haven’t bothered to ask in months so your assumption is that nothing has been done, and you know what’s so fucking funny. i kept this from you because it would have seemed spiteful but i was so excited to surprise you this week with something that you had been asking for and i had been trying my hardest to give that to you, but fuck it, i’ll keep that to myself till its done or you see me doing it. any other move would seem like i’m trying to make you feel shitty, so why bother. 

you are holding your list of demands over my head. do this in the next six months or we have no future. in the mean time, i’ll stop talking about future things with the person i want to spend my future with. literally what sense does that make and i really can’t see any other reason why you would take away something that brings me so much fucking joy and inspiration other than to prove some point that i don’t know and hurt me deeply. 

i worked so fucking hard to help you get to a place where you were comfortable talking about kids, marriage, a life together, and now you take that away from me and hold it above my head until i’ve given you everything on your list? how is that not fucking evil to the core. 

but okay. you don’t want to talk about our future, so there’s no us presently. and i have to be fine with that. im not talking about weddings, travelling, kids, nothing i would do with a significant other, because you’ve made it very clear that that’s not what we are right now. 

i’m setting my own fucking boundaries, and right now they are severe. i don’t even want to talk to you right now, man. i’m fuming. im devastated. im irked. im trying so hard not to completley wall up and close myself off to you, but i resent being put on trial and thats all i can think about and that’s all that fuels me. 

i’m happy for you that you don’t lower your standards. some things you just have to lose in that name, i suppose. 

[horrorofthebeast]

This is fucked up

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

hey guys, im starting a new job within 2 weeks but i’m gonna be really strapped financially until i can get started and im already behind on rent. if you’d like to donate pls do, i’m aiming for at last $300 until my next paycheck

0/300

paypal: [email protected]

venmo: ruetirado

cashapp: $littledeer

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

6/300 so far!

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

18/300

pls donate or reblog if u can– i need to survive this month if for no other reason than because its pride and id like to stay alive long enough to see my gf when she visits