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•22, Chicago• sophisticated with a hint of slutty // queen of repressing feelings

[careens]

It Is Wintertime

[thebootydiaries]

bug: hi

me: Aren't You Supposed To Be Dead.

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[chessys]

my husband of twenty years: i love you me: he’s just saying that to be nice

[imsoshive]

if we being honest, rihanna doesn’t seem like the best person to text in a crisis

[camronspink-mink]

I feel like she’s the type to text back 5 hours later like “you good? 👀”

[placeholderurlimgone]

me: *goes to nasa* hello i would like to volunteer to be thrown into the sun nasa: u would die me: i beg u

[gothicprep]

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

[weaksorry]

im rly just.. rly tired u know. just so tired

[done]

[natebynight]

[conbiniiko]

white girl: you idiot i wanna hold your stupid hand and kiss your dumb face

me: bitch what u say to me

[cherryflavour-deactivated202007]

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[thebootydiaries]

me: i'd love to be in a relationship

*is shown any kind of affection*

me: yikes yikes yikes yikes yikes yik

[calellon]

why do bad things (unfolded laundry) happen to good people (me)

[pushpop]

who has the cat version of this PLEASE i remember seeing it before

[privatejoker]

[actuallycrying-deactivated20190]

If ur stressin over some boy just know he’s not worth it. ur too good for him

[missmamibee]

year 3 give it up for year 3