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missy | 25 art acct @pudgiewudgie

[whysosirris]

[log6]

just the other day I was like I want some dick from a fat man

[anglaised]

and then what happened?

[log6]

I suffered in silence

[thegroovyarchives]

1980 Hallmark Muppets Kermit & Miss Piggy Greeting Card (via: muppet fandom)

[lokaror]

They used idiot ore to forge u bro

[pjackk]

Vodka & benadryl got me feeling like a oyster

[inatungulates]

Mustang Equus caballus

Observed by phoenix_starburger, CC BY-NC

[yassmines]

UM FJFKDJFJD HELLO

[midiport]

[effemimaniac]

I'm so horny I could fuck a person I was attracted to #TRUE

[02vin]

07-02-2026, 7 PM

[lesbian-stick-handling]

Interviews with hockey players are fantastic, because it is a complex game that can be spoken about at length, but during the intermission they'll find the Wettest player imaginable on the losing team and for thirty seconds they'll ask them things like "what do you need to do to get more pucks in the net?" And the player (panting, haunted behind the eyes) says something like "well, we've got to get them in there"

[stargir1z]

19th century military flails, met museum archive

[snototter]

A harbor seal and her pup (Phoca vitulina) in Kenai Fjords National Park, Alaska, USA

by Gregory "Slobirdr" Smith

[miquellakind]

crack the egg of sympathy and make the omelette of compassion

[akashicrecord]

you ever been milked big time?

I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years

[64mpg]

*trying to act natural and befriend you* have mercy on my damned soul???

[dreg-heap]

We used to make posts about loki on here

[deaddolin]