im a mehcanik

to be honest is to be cringe... to be based is to be a slave

[hyperionjack]

TFTBL but make it Oobi part.. whatever

mfw my bf wants to shove a metal skeleton inside me

[swarnpert]

men who drive trucks or jeeps believe if they don't have their LED light bars on at all hours of the day their penis will shrivel up and invert itself into a vagina

[swarnpert]

scientists have discovered the fastest way to transition: owning an offroad vehicle and only using your light bars when you need them

[generaljenobi]

[cieledheart]

[krotiation]

Rhacktober Day 13: Fake Dating || by @shinakazami1

Nothing like a little office romance rumor to get people talking about your companies amirite

[swarnpert]

the virgin honda water pump gasket vs the chad toyota water pump gasket

[unknowngamingthings]

This is so them.

[krotiation]

good thing about helios crashing down is that your handsome jack body pillow probably burned up with it

[dailycatsblog]

[twixie-forever]

[polybiuschampion]

"i don't get rhack" this. "rhack is weird" that. handsome jack can make rhys jack himself off with his mind. literally what's not to get.

[goth-queen]

[anistarrose]

Image description: an edited tumblr thread. The first message reads “ppl who celebrate stuck boat birthdays are annoying pass it on” and the second reads “fuck this post and happy birthday Ever Given”. End description.

[anistarrose]

Image description: an edited tumblr thread. The first message reads “ppl who celebrate stuck boat birthdays are annoying pass it on” and the second reads “fuck this post and happy birthday Ever Given”. End description.

[anistarrose]

Image description: an edited tumblr thread. The first message reads “ppl who celebrate stuck boat birthdays are annoying pass it on” and the second reads “fuck this post and happy birthday Ever Given”. End description.

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

idk if it’s the mental illness but sharing literally any information feels like oversharing. i’ll be like “i skipped breakfast this morning” and immediately im like “i might as well have told them where i buried the money”

[altruistic-meme]

a collection of my favorite tweets regarding the Ever Given in the Suez Canal

[coolbeanscoolbeans]

happy 1st bday to... this.