Story of my Life

All about me...because I'm selfish...😋

[lycheeloving]

honestly if I lived in Gotham and it was Valentine's day, I would go out at night and get into dangerous situations on purpose (to get Batmans attention). Then, after he saves me from getting mugged or something, I quickly pull out my Valentine's card and hand it to him (it has a stupid pun written on it, like "I'm down bat for you!"). If he doesn't immediately flee, I pull out a picnic blanket, a candle and a cupcake. Candlelight dinner with Batman in a dark alley, here I come!!

[lilmoma12777]

…🤷🏾‍♀️

[merletka]

pov: you give him a valentine

Hope yall are having a great St Valentine's day! 💖

[lilmoma12777]

And no one else 🥰

[lilmoma12777]

Podcast where I read one-shot FanFiction? 🧐🧐🤔

Kind of like an audiobook. I have the acting capabilities to make this work

Not gonna lie- I am so out of touch with the fanfic world, I forgot what one-shots were called and almost called them one-offs. ☹️ Depression has taken the fibers of my existence: FanFiction consumption😫

Alright have a good day.

[lilmoma12777]

Good days are truly ahead🥰

[lilmoma12777]

Guys…I think I wanna be tumblr famous.😋 Like a tumblr-influencer. How do y’all think I should go about it? Good idea?

[lilmoma12777]

The game, The Quarry, is two things:

1. The best same sex love story (Dylan x Ryan😍😍) I’ve ever seen in a video game.

And

2. Really just a game with live action Disney actors for Characters! I’m not joking.

[lilmoma12777]

Being an avid fanfic reader, and going a while without reading any fanfics, always feels great, cause you can tune out of reality and re-immerse yourself into our happy (or angsty) fanfiction worlds. And I absolutely love that.

[rivermayne]

[saltyaro]

[From Daniel Sloss’ show on Netflix

Transcript: We have romanticized the idea of romance, and it is cancerous. And when you raise children in that world, where everything points towards love and everything's perfect on the outside, when we become an adult for the first time in our late teens and our early 20s, we're so terrified. We're so trying to be an adult that some of us will take the wrong person, the wrong jigsaw piece and just fucking jam them into our jigsaws anyway, denying that they clearly don't fit. I'm gonna force this fucking person into our lives because we'd much rather have something thant nothing. People are more in love with the idea of love than the person they are with. 55% of marraiges end in divorce. 90. Nine Zero. Percent of relationships that started before they are 30 end. If those were the stats for surgery, none of us would fucking risk it. But because it's love and we're stupid, we just lie on the operating table like, "Maybe this time I don't die inside." There's nothing wrong with being alone. There's nothing wrong with taking time to work out who you are because how can you offer who you are if you don't know who you are? There's nothing wrong with being selfish for a bit, because you've got the rest of your life to be selfless. If you only love yourself at 20%, that  means somebody can come along and love you 30%. You're like, "Wow, that's so much." It's literally less than half. Whereas if you love yourself 100%, a person that falls in love with you has to go above and beyond the call of duty to make you feel special. End transcript]

[lilmoma12777]

This hit hard not going to lie.

[lilmoma12777]

Ya know, being an avid fanfic reader is such a hard life. But my absolute favorite is when they write a character so well that you now have to read about that new character. It’s a very long, and very dark fall down the rabbit hole. (But Wonderland is pretty nice, once you get passed the oddities😌.)

[sunsetsintandem]

Jason: I pray to one god alone and that's Alfred.

[kittyblushes05]

[lilmoma12777]

That looks amazing!

[rayofsuunshiine]

Jason: I prevented a murder today.

Y/N: Really? How’d you do that?

Jason: Self control.

[lilmoma12777]

Realizing that Heather, Beth, and Lindsey from #TotalDrama are supposed to be based on Regina, Gretchen, and Karen (respectively) from #MeanGirls, and Heathers from #Heathers (hence why her name is literally Heather). #2000sKid

[lilmoma12777]

All I know is Batman better be eaten Catwoman out like a all you can eat buffet. Ya wanna know why? Because it’s the most heroic thing a hero can do.

[spookyglowsticks]

batman doesn’t eat pussy because he’s busy eating ass 😌 send tweet

[kyleehenke]

hey do you have a tumblr

no sorry

[ken0biz]

what the fuck is a tumblr

[toasty-cowboy]

Isn’t it that thing people put rocks in until they turn into gems or some shit

[jin-mukang]

No that’s a rock tumbler.

A Tumblr is a type of metal cup commonly used to keep beverages hot or cold

[lilmoma12777]

No thats a tumbler cup, a Tumblr is someone who does a lot of flips like in gymnastics and dancing.

[verydarkgrey]

Tim, dropping by a coffee shop halfway through patrol: hi, can I get a large caramel latte with, uh, seven shots of espresso?

Jason, over comms: Jesus Christ just do cocaine

[lilmoma12777]

I. Cannot. Stop. Giggling😂😂