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[liminalgf]

29 degrés dans mon appart t_t et c'est que le début on est vraiment foutus

[lilpitaya]

Aïe ! Sous les toits ?

On est monté à 28 dans le nôtre et c'est un truc récent exposé plein Est, donc si tu avais déjà 29 la semaine dernière j'espère que le tiens n'est pas passé de four th6 à pyrolyse...

En tout cas, bon courage pour les prochains jours vu l'enfer que ça va être (ici c'est un beau 41°C).

[skyblob]

Parents got so desperate for me to get married and at least start dating someone, they asked me to ask my commissioning clients to introduce me to a guy they know or flirt with my clients if they’re cis men. I— 💀 I hope they’re joking but the tone said otherwise

I said no because it’s weird?? So no, I won’t. I do love & respect my clients but not like that, I don’t have romantic feelings, best I can do is becoming their friends. Or if there’s enough chemistry, best I can do is platonic friendships that feel like families.

This is a happy pride for me who is asexual aromantic & a big w for not listening to ppl who pressured me to live like everyone else. Not even parents.

I never said this before but dw, I won’t flirt. I’m not here to find a date. I’m here to make art, make friends & talk about my special interests~

[powerup-the-revolution]

???? hello ?????????

[powerup-the-revolution]

????? HELLO ?????????

[lilpitaya]

I have a whole box of bay Laurel branches. Like. A WHOLE box. And I need to dry them if I want to use them as herbs (and ground them too, it's easier that way).

That may be too much bay leaves 🤔

[taldigi]

i wonder if the myth of "The rice is so hot it cooks the egg!" came about because people can't actually conceptualize the concept of eating raw eggs or if it came about because it's better to protect people from the concept in order to have people not question why we can't eat raw eggs here in the states.

[bi-astolfo]

Probably the former. I think the U.S. is the only country that washes the eggs to prevent salmonella while other countries, like in Europe, prefer to vaccinate their chickens. Both methods work but the washing includes soap and hot water, which removes the protective sheen around the egg. Hence why it’s no longer safe to leave unrefrigerated.

I assume most Americans are like me and assumed that was the norm for the rest of the world and that eating raw eggs was for weird macho types like Rocky Balboa.

[lilpitaya]

And you guys have absolutely no idea how annoying it is for us, the fridge-is-optional folks, to put eggs in the fridge when we're used to just let them sit on a shelf somewhere. And unopened milk too. And whipped cream.

So many things I had to put in that tiny dorm fridge when I knew they could be made to be outside of it and perfectly fine... My poor fridge space was so limited by this... And that's not counting the jug of milk instead of tiny bottles problem.

Though it's true I've never seen anyone eat raw eggs there... Or even soft boiled eggs where only the yolk isn't cooked? Like, there's a small alligator in the pond on campus but raw eggs is where you draw the line???

However, even in Europe, some people somehow still believe you can't eat raw eggs despite eating raw or undercooked eggs without really realizing it (soft boiled egg where the yolk is warmed but not cooked, the whole egg is warmed by the chocolate in chocolate mousse but still not cooked). So maybe it's just people being people and not thinking too hard.

[pastelchaos242]

I feel like venti is the resident creature (tm) for mondstadt

He’s the weird little guy

He showed up to town randomly and has caused chaos ever since. He has done his best to mess with the church, the knights, and everyone in between.

He loves hanging out around old mondstadt, he dresses like the Lawrence clan is still in power, he absorbs more wine then sponge, and the most powerful people in mondstadt seem to respect him

He likes to tell misinformation, he steals wine from dawn winery, he likes to joke with everyone.

He’s annoying however he’s their weird annoying creature. He’s the resident little weird guy who once claimed he was god and they wouldn’t have it any other way

[bleghtoaster]

I loveeethemmmmmm

[polyglamory]

[lilpitaya]

Okay, so... I got Venti, but what the ever loving hell is this pull? Chongyun wasn't even on the banner??? How?????

I didn't even know you could get more than one character per ten wishes O.o Like, statically speaking, two wasn't really far stretched, but four?

[lilpitaya]

I am trying to eat mochi ice cream. My cat is also trying to eat mochi ice cream. She has yet to understand that what I am eating is, in fact, not good for her about 99% of the time. Survival instinct -2/10

[clusterbuck]

someone on twitter is trying to claim that use of an em-dash is an indication of AI-generated writing because it’s “relatively rare” for actual humans to use it. skill issue

[exhuastedpigeon]

I can admit this is a little out of hand, but I promise AI didn't write my 150k fic 😂

[fuctacles]

Reblog if you're a human that uses em-dashes

[lilpitaya]

My cat's not afraid of the vacuum. She's not afraid of the Roomba. Not of the hairdryer. Not even of the washing machine spin drying like its life depends on it (it does, but that's not the point). All of those are LOUD.

But by god, if anyone turns on the airfryer, she. Will. Bolt.

[lilpitaya]

Pros of having pink hair : It's pink 🩷

Cons of having pink hair: Everything else is pink too...

But I don't want to use permanent hair dye when I do it myself, so pink towel it is

[meitantei-shitpost]

Crybaby Conan AU Comic Part 2

<Prev Part Next Part >

Sorry about the jarring art style change, i couldn’t stay consistent if my life depended on it 😭

[lilpitaya]

It all started with the question: why would a flying wind spirit need eyes and little legs?

The answer was: Objectively, there's no need for that.

So what if Venti chose to look more human-like to communicate with the nameless bard?

[lilpitaya]

"Those stormy eyes bore into Venti's soul, the air became so suffocating — sometimes Venti forgot his origins were of pure wind. At the moment however, it was hard to forget. Because he could literally feel Decarabian’s emotions, his sick rage suffocating the air.

It hurt, but he could not show weakness… not to a man like Decarabian. 

“Why does it matter?” Venti’s voice was cold, as if he was holding all his emotions behind a wall and pretending he was just having a conversation with a stranger."

- Windwheel Aster: adored by the wind by @imari4444

A little (sketch that accidentally became an actual drawing of) Venti before things went South (not that things were going great before but idkiamindenial) because I needed to picture him unhurt to soothe my little heart. And because the last chapter is playing in my head on repeat. So here is the bard, doing his best not to show fear in front of a literal ghost from his past :)

With those little anemo flammy hair tips like in the manga because ✨archonhood is loading✨

[lilpitaya]

My roommate is on vacation and will be back in a week. She's been gone for four hours at most, and I have already managed to lock myself out of the building by letting my keys and thus my pass on the front door (outside of course, so every single neighbor could see them dangling from the lock). By a warm sunny day, after going grocery shopping.

She's laughing at me. That's fair.