Mija...

Hi my name's Michelle & uh pls be nice to me❣️

[bewbin]

[weirdlandtv]

[donnerpartyofone]

I will never write anything this great in my life.

[afklancelot]

you’re laughing. olive oyl fainted after hearing the sad news that popeye has “bonkus of the konkus” and you’re laughing.

[replicated-archive]

i think i would rather encounter multiple women who take astrology too seriously over even one guy who genuinely believes in sigma/alpha/beta male bullshit

[sarahtheferret]

women who take astrology too seriously:  hey bestie i made u a star chart

men who believe the s/a/b male bullshit:  women should be enslaved

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

[leaflessart]

wholesome interactions i saw in the metro :’(

[leaflessart]

another wholesome interaction i saw recently

[peekthroughmyeyes]

[cityrun]

my neighbor thought i fucking DIED because he heard a loud crash (easel & canvas fell over while i was asleep) and had been trying to contact me for like an hour anyway artistic rendition of when i opened my door

[caldraws]

hey bi people

[graceful-not]

Holy fuck

[collie-cutie]

How could you forget 420A55?

[pepaprietopuy]

[pepaprietopuy]

[tikkety-tok]

those bonding hormones are strong

[anarchocunt]

[diaryofandnwoman]

#whitewomantears

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

feminism will be reached when nintendo gives us Wapeach and Wadaisy

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

and they have to be just as deranged as Waluigi and Wario or it doesn’t count. I want some truly awful possum-like women, no Bowsette shit

[stinkylittlegnome]

”Frodo isnt gay” he literally has a tiktok mullet

[stinkylittlegnome]

this is what every single gay person on tiktok looks like

[guerrillatech]

[animalcrossingmemes]

[thefloatingstone]

I have a friend who is very into sumo.

Trying to casually understand sumo is a little like trying to casually understand cricket. But I more or less get the basics just from watching tournaments with her.

But the one part of sumo that will always baffle me, even AFTER it was explained, is the giant macaron...

I legit thought these were photoshoped until I sat down and saw a match myself.

[thefloatingstone]

If they win a Sumo tournament they get a giant macaron.

[theslowesthnery]