Jul 4
if i still wrote fanfiction i would’ve posted this one storyline for the next season of south park that’s been brewing in my head and i know if i post this the odds of them actually doing it go from 0.0001% to 0% but idc i think people deserve to know
JD locks trump in the basement and becomes president. essentially wages a war on hillbillies, selling huge swaths of land in the US’ mountain ranges to build data centers or mine coal or whatever. once enough of the hillbillies are displaced, they descend on the white house as a horde and it plays out like the opening scene from 28 weeks later (where trump escapes on a boat and leaves everyone for dead)