Bitch Perfect

S|22|Pansexual|Angry

[ruinedchildhood]

[throwbackblr]

[lilsparklylamb]

I still think about you..

[pukicho]

I stimulate the economy by tickling its scrotum

[knot-doing-it]

Why R you like this?

[pukicho]

Who is the biggest hater in history?

Me when I'm in a mood

[pukicho]

I’m seeing people say Hitler. Which, I’ll be honest, really makes my answer seem silly.

[pukicho]

What the fuck

[perdit-sss]

you voted for yourself in that poll and you're confused???

[pukicho]

If there's going to be a competition, I'm gonna win.

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

I DONT WANNA PAY BILLS I WANNA USE MY MONEY FOR FOOD AND LIL GIFTS FOR MYSELF AND MY LOVED ONES

[thepioden]

Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

[thepioden]

tags by @eridan-ampora

[thepioden]

Update: this is the best post I've ever made because everyone is sharing their Warm Beverage recipes in the notes. Go check the notes for more Warm Beverages That Will Fix You.

[snake-snack-stede]

[kermitlesbian]

*in a rap battle* i wonder who your mother could have been if she never had you

[kermitlesbian]

[autumngracy]

[souperboy]

okay. holding ur hands as i say this. look me in the eyes. i know this is overwhelming so here's where we start. if he wants you dead then your first act of resistance is survival.

[dearbisexual]

U are not "rotting" in bed. U are resting, beloved

[subversivegrrl]

[applejuicewerewolf]

[shutupimthinking]

girl you've been running through my mind all day

[shutupimthinking]

not in a cool sexy way though, girl.... kinda like this.

[kaijuno]

[byteofsoup]

Imagine you're so small and cold and scared but there's smaller ones that are smaller and colder and more scared. I'm going to cry

[pukicho]

Should walk on escalators because it’s faster?

I swear to fucking god if you block my forward momentum anywhere, no matter what, even once, I will curse your bloodline with some rare reptile disease no one's gotten yet. You don't think I have vials?

[adriankarl]

you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?

[pukicho]

how do you tell if a boy likes you?

U just gotta ask 'em, man. Boys are stupid as shit, I'm not even kidding.

[feral-robots]

aren't you one though

[strictly-lesbians2-deactivated2]